Siheyuan: The Villain's Cool Life
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After a while, a faint sound was heard.
But no one heard it.
20 minutes later, Sha Zhu walked out of the room with trembling legs.
I washed my face with cold water in the sink.
Everyone says Qicilang is awesome, and he really is awesome. Shazhu almost fainted after only three times.
After Sha Zhu finished washing his face, Qin Jingru, with a coquettish look on her face, left the room.
When he reached the door, he punched Sha Zhu, lifted the door curtain and went into the house.
Sha Zhu also followed happily behind.
As soon as they entered the house, they opened fire.
After a while, the smell of stewed chicken came from the house.
But the smell is not strong and has not spread out yet.
At this time, those who rode their bikes back from get off work have already arrived home.
Xu Damao ran fast and arrived home first.
"Da Mao is back? Hey...why didn't you bring anything back?"
"I'm not going to the countryside anymore. Where can I bring the food? I won't talk to you anymore. I have to go home. Xiao'e and the child are hungry."
"Damao didn't realize that you are a good hand at both home and outside."
"I'm... I'm afraid of you. I'll give you a cigarette. Please get out of the way." Xu Damao handed over a cigarette, pushed the cart and ran away.
Qin Huairu, who came back behind him, just happened to see Xu Damao fleeing in panic.
"Look, uncle, it's you again. Look how scared Xu Damao is."
"Huai Ru is back? Your husband is back. I smelled him carrying a chicken."
Qin Huairu smiled and said, "Shazhu said this morning that we should buy a chicken and make some soup to nourish the whole family. We haven't eaten meat for a month."
"You haven't eaten meat for a month, but that's not necessarily true. We haven't eaten meat for two months."
"Uh..." Yan Bugui said, and Qin Huairu opened her mouth but didn't know how to respond.
"Well...just look at what's going on. By the way, doesn't Xiaodang have to go to school? I'll go home later and have a good talk with you guys."
"Hehe... no, uncle. Our little boy is still young. It will be the same if he goes to school next year. Uncle, you are busy."
Qin Huairu finally knew how Xu Damao ran away. If she didn't run away now, Yan Bugui would come to her house in a hurry.
I can be 100% sure that the moment I opened the lid of the pot, this old guy would knock on the door.
You said the whole family is having a meal, why don’t you ask to eat something?
Most people would definitely say, "You guys eat, I'll just sit for a while and leave." This is what those shameless people would say.
But Yan Bugui is different. As soon as you ask him to eat something, he will sit down and eat it. After eating, he will wipe his mouth and smile at you.
As for snatching food from the child, it must be because the child doesn’t like it and that’s why he eats so slowly.
Qin Huairu thought of something bad and ran away with her bicycle.
"Hey hey... Huairu, I'll go to your house to find Shazhu later."
"Uncle, please go about your business. There are many women at home, so it's not convenient for us to receive you."
"Hey...you are...I don't mind you being a big shot." Before Yan Bugui finished speaking, Qin Huairu also pushed the cart and ran into the middle courtyard.
Yan Bugui could only pat his thigh.
Xu Damao, who went home first, parked his car as usual and went to the chicken coop, clucking a few times.
As a result, 5 chickens came out of the chicken coop. There are six old hens here, and they lay one egg a day, which is very accurate.
The three little ones in the family and Lou Xiao'e all get their nutrition for the day from this, so Xu Damao cherishes it very much.
When I saw there were only 5 of them, I wondered if there was another one hiding in the chicken coop laying eggs.
I don’t know if Lou Xiao’e collected the eggs. I didn’t pay attention to the twisted iron bars. I opened the cage and looked into the chicken coop.
No, there are no chickens in the chicken coop.
After counting carefully again, there were still only 5 chickens in the chicken coop.
"Xiao'e, Xiao'e... come out quickly, something happened." Xu Damao screamed.
Lou Xiao'e was startled, opened the door and ran out. "What happened to Xu Damao?"
"What else? One of our hens is missing."
"What? Did he run away? Look for him quickly."
"By the way, did you move the cage today?" Xu Damao thought of the twisted iron bars when he opened the cage just now.
"Why would I move the cage? I spent half the afternoon with the kids sleeping. Just now the three little ones woke up, and I was busy feeding them and changing their diapers for quite a while, and I didn't even leave the room."
'The eggs are gone, and the hens are gone... No, someone must have stolen our chickens.
Come on, let's go look in the yard.'
"Maybe it escaped on its own."
"If you run out, you can take the eggs with you." Xu Damao said with a bit of regret.
Then I looked at the doors of the houses in the backyard. Why did they steal the chicken? Of course they wanted to eat it. Eating the chicken must be delicious.
Even if it is tightly packed, there will still be some smell.
Since none of the houses had it, Xu Damao ran to the central courtyard.
Lou Xiao'e also reacted and wanted to run to the central courtyard.
At this time, the back door opened, and the elder sister who had just come out to dump the sewage heard Xu Damao shouting that something had happened.
The eldest sister said something to Shen He and walked over here.
"What happened to Xiao'e?"
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lou Xiao'e running towards the central courtyard.
"Sister, someone stole our chickens. Xu Damao went to the middle courtyard. I'll go check it out."
"What? Stealing chickens?" The eldest sister thought of what Shen He said. It's only been a few days, and it's come true?
The eldest sister wiped her hands and closed the door. "I'll go with you to take a look."
Shen He didn't want to intervene at first, but when his eldest sister ran over, he sighed and had no choice but to open the back door and enter the backyard. He used his mental power to close the back door and followed his eldest sister.
The main reason is that I am afraid that my eldest sister will suffer. My eldest sister is a quiet woman who never speaks loudly, let alone quarrels with others.
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"Okay, Silly Zhu, it turned out that you stole it... You, you even stewed my chicken. I'll fight you."
At this time, as soon as everyone arrived at the middle courtyard, Xu Damao's roar came from Sha Zhu's house.
Xu Damao treats these chickens more dearly than his own mothers, and can be said to treat them like family members.
How could I not be angry when I saw my loved one's chicken being stewed today? Seeing the chicken in the pot, I started to rage at Sha Zhu without saying a word.
When Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao trying to rush towards his pot, he came over to stop him.
Sha Zhu, who is usually very tough, was pushed by Xu Damao this time and staggered. His legs went weak and he almost fell to the ground.
He took a deep breath and finally managed to steady himself.
"Xu Damao, don't go too far. What do you mean by your family's chicken? You're making a fuss as soon as you walk in. Are you any other person like that? Just because you have chickens, others can't eat them? What kind of logic are you using? If you keep doing this, Master Zhu will cut you." Silly Zhu raised his arms, which looked very strong.
This scene made Xu Damao think of some bad things, and he stepped back. At this time, Lou Xiaoe and three others walked in.
His temper suddenly hardened again.
"Silly Zhu, tell me, where did you get this chicken?"
"Hey, are you still excited? Let me tell you, I stole this chicken, so what?" Sha Zhu rolled up his clothes and rolled up his arms.
"Shazhu, how could you steal our chicken? The eggs laid by the chicken are for the children to eat. We usually don't want to eat them, but you stole it and killed it. What do you think..." Lou Xiao'e heard these words as soon as she entered the door, and she confronted him directly.
"Hey... Lou Xiao'e, if your brain isn't working properly, go out and see a doctor. If your ears aren't working properly, go see a doctor as well.
If you two really come in and accuse me of stealing chicken, how could I, a chef, steal your chicken?
Don’t you guys want to think about it?”
Xu Damao pointed at the pot of stewed chicken and said, "You just said it, I heard it, you said this chicken was stolen. I'm telling you, Sha Zhu, we're not done with you for stealing our chicken. I'm going to sue you."
At this time, Qin Huairu was also packing her clothes and hurried out. It seemed that she had just finished feeding her child.
"Xu Damao, what are you guys arguing about as soon as you come in?"
"Noisy? What else? Qin Huairu, let me tell you, your idiot Zhu stole our chicken."
Qin Huairu knew that Sha Zhu had bought the chicken from the market. "Steal your chicken? Xu Damao, are you okay? How could Sha Zhu have the time to steal your chicken? You said he stole your chicken, but where's the evidence?"
"Evidence, what's in the pot if not evidence? I'm telling you, idiot, not only did you steal our chickens, you also stole our eggs. You're a fucking thief."
"Silly man, you better explain yourself clearly. When did I steal your chickens?"
"The chicken you just mentioned was stolen. In this whole yard, only our family has chickens. Does anyone else have chickens for you to steal?"
"Fuck...Shamao, you...you better watch out for me, I bought this chicken from the market, and I even have the ticket."
Sha Zhu was furious. His good mood was ruined by Xu Damao. He said it was stolen just for fun, but he didn't expect Xu Damao to hold on to this matter.
If you don't produce any evidence, you will really become a chicken thief.
Shen He came out, looked at the pot, and looked at the chicken ticket. "Da Mao, this chicken is not yours."
"No? How could it not be?" Even if it wasn't Sha Zhu who stole the chicken, Xu Damao wanted to pin Sha Zhu to death as the chicken thief because of that sentence.
"The one you lost should be an old hen that lays eggs. The one in the pot is a rooster. It's written on the chicken ticket that a rooster weighs 3 jin (approximately 7 catties)."
"Ah..." Xu Damao grabbed the plane ticket and looked at the chicken in the pot again and again.
At this time, Qin Huairu used chopsticks to pick up the chicken head pressed under the chicken body. The huge comb proved whether the chicken was male or female.
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