"Yeah, I remember, Qiu Zhang, although the correct pronunciation should be Zhang Qiu," Kaisen added.
Cedric looked back at the two professors in confusion: "What happened?"
Kaisen and Hagrid looked at each other. There were three living people in the office now. Kaisen had never been in love in his two lives, Hagrid had never been in love for most of his life, and only Cedric had experience in this area.
"So...Qiu Zhang and I are in love and attracted to each other...We just want to have a simple relationship and chat. I have no experience in pursuing people, so I don't know how to teach you." Cedric said helplessly.
Kaisen listened to what Cedric said and poured a glass of wine into his throat without saying a word. For some reason, what Cedric said suddenly seemed a bit Versailles.
Hagrid pulled out his notebook and said, "I think mutual affection is one way to do it. Just tell me!"
"All right then." Cedric put down the joint in his hand and began to choose his words, trying to tell Hagrid about his love experience as clearly as possible, and by the way, he also removed the part that required modeling.
Hagrid didn't hear anything wrong with this, but Kaisen did. After hearing it, he stood up and stood opposite Hagrid to look at Hagrid...
"He may not be handsome in the traditional sense, but he's not ugly either. He has a kind and pleasing face. I think he's the type that people like."
Hagrid listened to what Cedric said, word by word...
Kaisen clearly saw that Hagrid's expression was becoming increasingly depressed.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
Hagrid sighed a little aggrievedly, "After listening to Cedric's words, I suddenly feel that I am not that outstanding. I am just a professor of magical beasts, and a professor who has not yet finished school, while she is the headmaster of Beauxbatons."
"We're not quite the same in appearance... At least since I've really known Cedric and Qiu Zhang, they're both amazing kids, both pretty and handsome. And me... that Neos is much more handsome than me, isn't he? He's also so burly, like a statue."
Kaisen waved his hand. "What's the big deal? Hagrid, you may not be particularly handsome, but Madame Maxime isn't particularly pretty either. She's fierce and a bit like the nun mother I had in the orphanage."
"Um... Professor, isn't it a bad idea to say that?" Cedric reminded awkwardly.
"What's the big deal? There are only three of us here, and no one can hear us." Kaisen shook his head casually.
Cedric sighed and pointed next to Kaisen.
Only then did Kaisen look back.................
"Who are you?"
"Fleur Delacour...a student of Madame Maxime."
"............hehe............."
When a person receives a major blow or discovers something abstract to a certain extent, he will really laugh.
Just like Kaisen today, he felt the illogical and evil taste of fate and laughed helplessly.
【A bit uncomfortable】
Chapter 276: No Talent for Being a Boss
Kaisen picked up a bottle of wine and took a sip from it in a trance...
"So you were insulting Mrs. Marconi just now?" Furong said quietly.
"Um, before this, who was this classmate looking for here?" Kaisen asked as he picked up a pillow from the side and hugged it to his chest.
Furong nodded, put her hands behind her back, and conjured up a flower basket like magic: "Madame Maxime asked me to bring you a flower basket... and then I heard what you said very rudely."
"Oh...say hello to Madame Maxime for me, um...say hello." Kaisen said dryly.
On the other side, Hagrid was almost getting anxious. He looked at Kaisen on the left and Cedric on the right, and finally felt that his courtship plan was bleak.
"Yes, but to be honest, I now doubt the necessity of Madame Maxime sending this flower basket." Furong said with a serious face.
Kaisen's eyes suddenly blurred, and two options seemed to appear before him...
【Lies】【Straight Ball】
It took him almost a split second to make his choice.
"Do you see the professor of magical creatures over there? He likes your principal and asked me to help him with some advice. It's a good thing you're here too, so don't leave for now. Cedric, serve the tea." Kaisen said as he locked the door of the office in the distance.
Cedric walked towards the cabinet next to him helplessly, and soon came over with a tray.
"I'm sorry, there's no tea left in the professor's office. Whiskey, vodka, gin, fruit wine, and Lao Baigan?"
Kaisen frowned and sighed helplessly, "I remember there was orange juice."
"I drank up all the orange juice in the past two days, and you, Professor, used the oranges to make vodka." Cedric said quietly.
"............." Fleur curled her lips helplessly at the farce. She now felt a strange sense of pity when watching this scene, as if all the young wizards in Hogwarts were living in dire straits.
The alchemy professor was so bored that he decided to die, but the principal still held a funeral for him.
The professors seemed to have no real work to do day by day, and the students here dared to dribble past the headmaster right under his nose and then dunk on the Goblet of Fire.
All these things put together give people the feeling that Hogwarts will be finished tomorrow.
"Oh, the hospitality at Hogwarts is really interesting. Is this... a one-way trip?"
Kaisen smiled and rubbed the chair behind Furong: "Of course not. Since you have heard what we said, we are people in the same boat."
Furong frowned: "I never said such a thing. You and I are not in the same boat."
"Don't worry about the details." Cedric also quickly came over to cooperate with Kaisen.
"Oh.....what's in it for me then?"
"Gold, diamonds? If you need, I can even make a one-to-one statue for you." Kaisen said quietly.
"Not really. Anyway, as a member of Beauxbatons, I can understand other people's prejudice against our headmaster and even our school, but I will not allow myself to hear such voices and remain indifferent." Furong shook her head and said seriously.
Hagrid's face turned purple. "Is there no hope for me?"
Cedric shook his head. "Professor Kaisen taught me before that this kind of situation usually involves adding money beforehand."
"But I don't have any money... That's Kaisen's money, not mine. How can I ask Kaisen to help me with the trouble I caused myself..." Hagrid said reluctantly.
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"...will you Obliviate?" Hagrid said, with a good idea.
"...Fucking idiot!" Fleur heard Hagrid and Cedric's loud plotting behind Kaisen, and her courage suddenly cooled down. This giant professor looked honest, but he didn't intend to solve the problem directly, but to solve the person who raised the problem...
Kaisen also touched his chin very cooperatively: "I can go to St. Mungo's to find Lockhart. He is an expert in the Memory Charm. It won't take more than a few seconds anyway. She can't even run away from this office..."
When Furong heard this, she felt that Hogwarts was not a fool's errand.
Isn't this a purely mafia gang? No wonder they can produce terrorists like Voldemort.
And Kaisen... naturally had no real intention of going to St. Mungo's to find Lockhart. He still had a little bottom line.
For little wizards, he always adopts both spiritual and psychological education, and does not advocate physical education.
Cedric began to cooperate. He quietly appeared next to Furong and said, "Now is a good time for you to add money."
"You know, Madame Maxime is the principal I respect the most."
"I'd better go find Lockhart." Kaisen sighed and was about to stand up.
"What happened just now? I don't remember it." Furong quickly realized the situation and immediately remembered nothing.
"Is this all right now?" Hagrid looked at Kaisen excitedly and said.
"I suddenly realized that we can push the envelope a little bit."
"Huh?" Hagrid and Cedric both looked confused, as did Fleur.
"As Madame Maxime's student, you should be very clear about her hobbies," Kaisen asked with a smile.
"Actually, not really..." Furong shook her head, obviously disdaining the act of betraying her own principal.
"Everyone always has something to ask for. You can first tell me what you need."
"Me? I have everything I need. The only thing I lack now is... the championship." Furong replied with her head tilted.
"The candidate hasn't been chosen by the Goblet of Fire yet, how can you get the championship?" Hagrid said a little aggrievedly.
"It's very simple. The hero of Beauxbatons will definitely be me, and the hero of Durmstrang will definitely be Krum. So what about the hero of Hogwarts?" Fleur said.
"Wow, you guys are really confident." Kaisen said casually. He finally realized that he really didn't have the leadership qualities and the talent to be a boss. If a Gryffindor or Slytherin said this to Fleur, she might just bow down in admiration.
Chapter 277 Goblet of Fire 3.0
For example, if you don't abandon me, Furong is willing to be your mistress.
But it's a pity that Kaisen really doesn't have this kind of charisma...
"Maybe, when the brave man of Hogwarts is selected, we can help you discuss with him about the match-fixing issue." Cedric said suddenly.
"You guys are so proud of yourself?" Furong asked in surprise.
"It's just a trophy." Cedric shrugged.
"If you can really do it, I think I will help you." Furong blinked and walked away.
"Um...actually you can row a boat."
"Ah? How do I row?"
"Hagrid, go and show me how." Kaisen said, patting Hagrid on the back.
"Oh, please follow me, beautiful lady." Hagrid's face was full of smiles. It can be seen that at this moment he has been teased by Madame Maxime who is far away in the sky, so much so that he also loves Fleur.
But it might also be because Furong still has information that can help him.
It turns out that old guy Hagrid is quite scheming after all.
Soon, there were only two people left in the office again. Kaisen looked at Hagrid who was walking away with a mask of pain on his face, and then he looked at Cedric.
"what are you thinking?"
"If I really become a hero, I will help Hagrid... Of course, if the hero is someone else, I can't do anything to help." Cedric said with a smile.
"You are still too selfless. No, I have to think of some other way. I can't let you suffer alone, otherwise it would be in vain for you to come to me for special treatment." Kaisen said, smacking his lips as he sat on the sofa.
"I don't know how to explain it, but if I, as a hero, were asked to choose between the trophy and Professor Hagrid's happiness, I would probably choose the latter," said Cedric.
"Okay, okay, get out of here and go make your skeleton." Kaisen waved his hand to send Cedric away, and then walked towards the principal's office.
Fleur is not the only one who knows Madame Maxime's preferences. Dumbledore, as a famous veteran in the wizarding world, should know a lot.
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