Dumbledore? He knows nothing about MC alchemy.

Then he would inform them of this important news today, and personally guide the little wizards on how to dress tomorrow. After all, they were not in the seventh grade, and in his eyes, the fourth graders were still immature little kids.

There are even quite a few who are still at the stage of playing in the mud and drawing stick figures on parchment.

Let them dress themselves up, not to mention making themselves an elegant gentleman.

He was afraid that their collars still had pumpkin juice from their breakfast.

These are all very possible.

"I still don't agree with your approach. I know you want to add a highlight to their resumes, but that's just forcibly taking advantage of you. It's not their own achievement. In other words, it's unfair, not fair to you," Professor McGonagall said finally.

"I think it's okay. I gave the finished product to them and asked them to write a paper based on the analysis principles of the finished product. This can be considered as helping me, not taking advantage of me. After all, I am too lazy to write those papers." Kaisen shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.

Professor McGonagall nodded. "I really wish I had taught you."

And signed his name on the form submitted by Kaisen.

"I'll take this as a compliment." Kaisen picked up the form and left Professor McGonagall's office excitedly, heading straight for his alchemy classroom.

After arriving at the classroom, he walked up to the podium and saw the lifeless little wizards under the podium.

"Hmm... a weird atmosphere. Can anyone tell me what's going on?"

Cedric, the fourth-year alchemy class representative he had chosen, pulled a copy of the Daily Prophet from his pocket.

Then he placed it on the podium in front of the whole class of young wizards.

"What a mystery." Kaisen picked up the newspaper and took a look at it, and he was suddenly disappointed.

"I thought they could give me some new work, but this is it?"

Kaisen pointed at the news in the newspaper and complained. The information in it was easy to understand. It was nothing more than saying that the old and confused Dumbledore, in order to make his Hogwarts students look good when they went out, forced the new alchemy professor to divide his achievements among the young wizards.

Normally, such incidents would involve unscrupulous professors turning into academic thieves and stealing students' work, but this time the situation was reversed, with the unscrupulous principal and students working together to steal the poor professor's work.

"You..." Kaisen looked at the young wizards in the audience: "Honestly, what do you think this newspaper is... uh, what use is it?"

"Anyone with eyes can see that this isn't about me, or you, but rather someone's attack on Dumbledore. I understand why Gryffindor and Hufflepuff can't see it, but Ravenclaw and Slytherin, why do you look as if you agree with the bullshit in this newspaper?"

When the young Slytherin and Ravenclaw wizards in the audience heard what Kaisen said to them, they all puffed out their chests with pride at the same time, for some strange reason.

Kaisen on the podium was stunned. Why did these students he taught have a weird, stupid aesthetic?

The little wizards below the podium also reacted, and their chests were no longer puffed with pride.

"Alright, this is all Dumbledore and the Ministry's business. I don't need to get involved. I didn't have classes today, so I called you here to give you a notice. Your previous paper on the Enchanting Table has passed the review of the European Alchemy Institute. So, clean up yourselves tonight and put on the robes you picked out and come to me tomorrow for the review."

"We'll head out this weekend, is that okay?"

The young wizards shook their heads in unison.

"No problem, then let's go. I won't take up your spare time." After saying that, Kaisen left the classroom directly without caring about the little wizard in the classroom. He had more important things to do at this time.

On the way back to the office, Kaisen ran into Dumbledore.

"..........."stare......

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Dumbledore tilted his head and asked in confusion.

"Didn't that unscrupulous reporter spread rumors about you? Why are you still wandering around here leisurely?" Kaisen asked.

"Oh, what's that saying? If you don't listen to gossip all day long, then you won't have any. I don't have that much energy to deal with those insignificant little things."

"You are so generous?"

"if not?"

".................."stare.....

"Oh... well, after all, I am a famous wizard who has been around for a long time. A small move can affect the whole body, so when I encounter such a thing, I can only grit my teeth and swallow it." Dumbledore said frankly.

"Oh... pathetic."

The old gangster with white beard smiled and gently pressed Kaisen's shoulder.

"That's what I've been waiting for."

Chapter 42 You offended the principal and you still want to run away?

I'm sorry, I drank too much last night and my logic wasn't clear. Today, I realized that Rita Skeeter and Kaison didn't theoretically conflict, so Kaison just went ahead and transformed into the real brother. That reason was too far-fetched, so I changed it. I changed about 41 words in Chapter . You can go back and continue the story.

Kaisen's mouth twitched. "I shouldn't have asked you that question. Actually, Dumbledore, you are a very generous person in my heart. You know, in my mind, you are as tall as Mount Everest and as sweet as the Alps."

Dumbledore patted Kaisen's shoulder affectionately and said, "That's right, Kaisen. You are the same. In my heart, you are as warm as the sun, shining selflessly on everything in Hogwarts, caring for students, uniting professors, and also..."

"Wait, wait!" Kaisen gestured for a pause with his hand.

"No matter what you say, I won't go..."

"Didn't you want to convert your office into a standalone tower?"

"......do you agree?"

Dumbledore put his hands behind his back and looked at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle.

"If something happened to Rita Skeeter, like some thugs broke into her house and beat her up."

"I need her address."

"What address?" Dumbledore started playing dumb from the very beginning.

"...Okay." Kaisen rolled his eyes and decided to ask someone else.

Dumbledore then showed his unique sinister smile.

You offended the principal and you still want to run away? Humph!

I was cyber-bullied by that reporter for so long before. Firstly, I was affected by it and the whole body was affected. I really couldn't be honest offline.

Second, these professors at Hogwarts and his friends outside Hogwarts all know what kind of person he is and are too lazy to pay attention to his childish revenge plan?

And now Kaisen finally has great combat power and a simple mind, but most importantly he doesn’t understand his own character, hehe!

dong dong dong...

"Please come in."

"........"

Professor McGonagall looked at Kaisen in confusion until she saw the newspaper in Kaisen's hand and suddenly realized what was going on.

"You don't need to show up for this kind of thing. Dumbledore has already gone to the Ministry of Magic to negotiate with Fudge and Skeeter. I believe there will be a result soon."

"What did he negotiate about? He was just chatting with me in the corridor."

"Huh? Um...did he tell us to go find Skeeter?"

"No, no, absolutely not."

"............."stare....

"Well, Dumbledore promised me that I could convert my office into a separate tower," Kaysen confessed.

"...Well, there's really no one who can refuse."

"How do you want to solve it?"

"Beat her up offline?"

"I knew it." Professor McGonagall was speechless.

"I need her home address." After saying this, Kaisen looked at Professor McGonagall expectantly, which made her feel uneasy.

But she quickly adjusted her mood and pursed her lips: "Theoretically speaking, I shouldn't do this, and I really don't know where she lives."

"What about actually?"

"Actually, you can write a letter to Rita Skeeter. These owls are all enchanted with name spells. If they can't find the recipient's address, the owls will follow the instructions of the name spell and find her home."

"Also, this kind of name magic is only used by the public owls in the owlery."

"Oh, I understand."

Kaisen returned to the office and took out a piece of parchment. After thinking for a long time, he wrote on it "The real you in three seconds". He then took out an ender pearl and set up a small mechanism. As long as the envelope was opened, the ender pearl would break.

“Hehehehe…”

After sending the public owl to deliver the letter, Kaisen sulked in his office with his shoulders folded. In the evening, he felt that the time was almost up and picked up a baseball bat from the corner of the office.

This is a big baby that the Weasley brothers made as a trick. Every time they hit someone, it will explode. It explodes every time it hits someone.

I confiscated this thing because I thought it was dangerous, but I didn't expect to actually use it today.

On the other side, Rita Skeeter wrote a short essay in the Daily Prophet all day, and when she got home, she took the opportunity to take out the money in her mailbox.

However, one of the letters looked a little strange to her. There was a spherical object inside. After a long silence, she skillfully moved a huge explosion-proof barrel from the corner. It looked to be more than one meter tall and was inlaid with a small piece of explosion-proof glass.

He used magic to control the letter and put it in. After tearing open the envelope, Kaisen instantly appeared in the explosion-proof barrel.

Rita Skeeter, on the other hand, walked over with a smile on her face and her arms crossed.

She took off her lace gloves and slapped them twice on the explosion-proof glass of the explosion-proof barrel.

"Did you think I wouldn't have guessed someone would come to my house? With such a shabby reverse portkey?"

“You think…”

"Do you think I can't get out?" Kaisen, who was standing inside the explosion-proof barrel, just knocked lightly on the inner wall of the barrel. With two bangs, a 2×1 hole was knocked out.

He swung the baseball bat in his hand, making a series of snapping sounds.

boom!

After a friendly exchange with Kaisen, Rita Skeeter was dragged out of the house with a bruised face and nose. Kaisen also had a diamond shovel in his hand. He dragged her to a small woods not far away and started digging a hole.

Soon, a 2×1×2 deep pit was dug out by Kaisen.

"Dear Ms. Reporter, I believe you will like this new home." Kaisen grabbed Rita Skeeter's robe, threw it directly in, and then began to fill the soil.

The soil is extremely loose and breathable. Coupled with the wizard's strong vitality, she will crawl out by herself when she wakes up tomorrow morning.

Of course, as long as it doesn't rain, it would be fine. But Christmas has passed, how can we make it rain for her? That's a joke.

He dusted off his hands and was about to leave leisurely. He returned to Hogwarts and just came to Dumbledore's office, intending to tell him that he had successfully made Rita Skeeter real.

Then he saw it suddenly started to rain heavily outside the window.