Dumbledore? He knows nothing about MC alchemy.

He pretended to look around, making sure that no other professors noticed him, then he slowly left his seat and followed the two small figures out of the auditorium.

"what happened?"

"Harry and Ron are missing." Hermione said anxiously.

"I think we should tell Dumbledore. The disappearance of a young wizard is no small matter." Kaisen said subconsciously.

"But Professor, will they be expelled?" Neville asked.

"...Now it's not a question of whether they'll be expelled or not, now you have to go to Dumbledore because there's a damn UFO flying towards Hogwarts... Muggles are attacking?"

Kaisen tilted his head back and looked at the unknown flying object through his monocle.

【Mechanical】【Magic】

"Oh... it wasn't a Muggle attack, it was an alchemical creation from the magic world, maybe some naughty little wizard... a naughty little wizard!" He was halfway through when he suddenly realized something and looked at the two figures sitting in the driver's seat with a confused look on his face.

"Hermione, I'm sorry to tell you that Gryffindor will start with a negative score this year." After saying this, Kaisen teleported away and appeared next to a dilapidated wooden house.

The magic wand pointed at the alchemical chariot that was swooping down from the sky like a ghost-like suicide squad. Almost in an instant, he created an entire Pansi Cave from mid-air to the ground.

The car hit the dense spider web, the kinetic energy was absorbed, and the car slowly fell down in accordance with Newton's sincere wish.

All in all, it's very respectful.

Kaisen waved his wand, and the dense spider webs disappeared. Then he finally saw the two figures in the car that he had expected.

Harry climbed out of the car, looked up at Kaisen, smiled, and said, "Very handsome professor with glasses. I wanted to mention it last time at Flourish and Blotts, but there were too many people that time."

Kaisen nodded. "Yes, I know this matter very thoroughly. You don't need to explain it to me. Now please explain to me why you and Ron are driving a magic car?"

"If your nonsense had some logic, and your solutions were reasonable enough to make me laugh..."

"You won't deduct points?"

"I can consider reducing the deduction by 100 points, but who told you there are two of you?"

"Platform nine and three-quarters is closed, and Harry and I have no choice but to..."

"How about Professor...you just deduct it directly?"

Hermione:? ? ?

Chapter 80 Illogical Alchemy

"Oh... I see. Platform 9 and 3/4 was suddenly closed for some reason, and you were afraid that you wouldn't be able to get back to school on time, so... you drove this poor Alchemy... and instead of going home to ask Mrs. Weasley for help, you decided to drive to school yourself..."

Kaisen clapped his hands as he spoke, as if he was applauding Harry and Ron.

"It was a very good experience and a very good solution, so Gryffindor will deduct 200 points."

Ever since Dumbledore gave Gryffindor an extra 250 points at the end of last semester, Kaisen has gradually let himself go.

After all, the house scores at Hogwarts have been inflated countless times under the manipulation of Snape and Dumbledore. One more or one less won't make much difference.

"Then, Professor, is this the end of this matter?" Harry asked expectantly.

"Of course not, Professor McGonagall will know about this." Kaisen shook his head and naturally got into the somewhat old alchemical car.

"Mr. Weasley made this?"

"Yes." Ron puffed out his chest with some pride.

"Nice craftsmanship. I think I know where the twins' alchemical talent comes from. And Ron, where do you live?"

"The Burrow outside the village of St. Catchpole, Ottery, Devon."

Kaisen operated the car in the cab for a while and then got out. Soon the car took off by itself. As the altitude increased, it slowly turned invisible and flew back to the Weasley family's burrow.

"Maybe you four can fill your stomachs if you go back now. I hope you eat quickly. Professor McGonagall's punishment won't wait for you for too long..."

As the four little wizards ran back to the auditorium in shame, Kaisen returned to the professor's seat and told Professor McGonagall everything that had happened.

Professor McGonagall was still wondering why there were no score crystals in the scoring funnel at the beginning of the school year, but suddenly a gap appeared below that was just enough to deduct 200 score crystals.

She thought it was a bug, but now she realized that the four big darlings of Gryffindor had given him such a good thing.

As Professor McGonagall stormed off to the Gryffindor table, Kaisen returned to his office, keeping his achievements and fame to himself.

He was going to start thinking about what lessons he should teach tomorrow's new class of third-year wizards.

Compared to those high-end essential modifications, material transformations, or perhaps a simple puppet, although it is still a little difficult for young wizards who have just come into contact with alchemy, it is very necessary to grasp their hobbies.

Kaisen took out the magic manual, found the page about puppets and read it carefully. It turned out that he was also sharpening his sword at the last minute.

After all, compared to making an intelligent puppet to help him do some odd jobs, he still prefers the fully automatic machinery of industrial assembly lines. The two cannot be compared in terms of efficiency.

The charm of redstone electricity generation.

the next day...

Kaisen was sitting on the podium in the classroom downstairs from his office, looking down at the forty or so heads below.

"...How many people are there in your class from the four colleges?"

"Forty-one."

"How many of you are there?"

"Forty-one."

Kaisen nodded and knocked on the golden podium that had been taken from the original alchemy classroom: "I thank you... but there is no gold to give away this time."

After he finished speaking, he took out a dark purple little creature from his pocket. It looked exactly like the iron golems standing guard in the castle, but its color had changed and it was proportionally smaller.

"This thing is much smarter than the Iron Golem. The Iron Golem is a combat golem, and making it... requires a lot of talent, and it also requires a bit of my thinking power. It's a bit beyond the scope for you third-year wizards."

"So this time I brought a more rational and intelligent puppet. Once you make this thing, it will be like having a low-profile house-elf."

"You can use it to help you with any easy chores, from helping you carry your books during class to being your alchemy assistant."

Kaisen held the little puppet in both hands and explained until he saw that the little wizards below the podium were eager to try, then he took out an alchemical crucible.

"This is an alchemical crucible. It's completely different from Severus's alchemy crucible... but they're used in the same way."

Kaisen snapped his fingers, and shining light instantly appeared in front of each of them.

He waved his wand again, and more than forty alchemical crucibles flew down from the upstairs in a line.

"Did Severus tell you during your Potions class not to put any ingredients in your mouth?"

The young wizards below the stage nodded in unison.

"That's no problem. If you haven't studied Potions, I wouldn't have to take the time to remind you." Kaisen waved his wand again, and a series of small elemental bottles and purple metal cubes flew down from upstairs and landed on the table in front of each little wizard.

"All I can say is that alchemy also has some influence on my thinking ability. I hope you won't be too surprised by what I'm going to say next."

"Everyone, first, take the buckets beside your tables and fill the alchemical crucible with water. Then, pick up the purple metal. This is called the mysterious metal. It's a new substance I've created through alchemy. It will appear in various alchemical supply stores when my new paper is published."

"And those elemental vials, representing humanity, movement, and soul, will also be available in the alchemy shop when the paper is published. As for how these elements came about... you haven't learned anything yet."

Next, Kaisen led the little wizards to use a method similar to brewing potions, pouring various things into the crucible, and then the crucible spit out little puppets for them.

I don’t know the principle or why, but it can be done anyway, and this is the case with most alchemy methods.

People knew that the Philosopher's Stone could transform matter into gold, but they didn't know why it could transform matter into gold.

It can be said that the discipline of alchemy has been extremely contradictory since its inception. On the one hand, as long as you follow the steps, place what things at what steps, or make more detailed inscriptions, you can replicate the achievements of your predecessors one-to-one, which makes it reproducible.

However, generation after generation of alchemists have been unable to grasp the deep principles behind it. But that's normal, because magic has been idealistic from the beginning, and it has never been logical.

Compared to spells, alchemy and potions are two subjects that are considered to be very logical.

Chapter 81 Hogwarts Campus Legends

As the time for get out of class to end rang, each little wizard held a puppet in his arms, an empty shell without a core.

Kaisen was holding two... ones with cores.

The puppet brother who was born yesterday welcomed his puppet brother today.

He returned to his office on the third floor and re-examined his half-finished element distillation machine.

A large amount of various elemental crystals and some blocks were placed into the distillation machine, and eventually distilled into elemental liquids and loaded into jars through pipes.

This is the origin of the elemental bottles he gave to the young wizards in class just now.

At this time, he was working on the last step of the packaging assembly line. He didn't breathe a sigh of relief until he pulled down the pull rod and the entire machine started running silently and accurately. He then began to seal it with glass.

The next period of time is the old idle fish time. There are only five classes in a week, so no matter how busy you are, it won’t be that busy.

...to pick a fight! To pick a fight with Lockhart!

A week later, a campus legend suddenly emerged among the students of Hogwarts.

It is said that the position of Alchemy Professor and the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor were cursed, and it was impossible for the two professors to coexist peacefully.

As the saying goes, when two tigers fight, one of them will be injured. This is the same principle as the professor of alchemy and the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

The two professors will compete in Hogwarts, and a winner will be selected at the end of the semester. The winner will then stay in Hogwarts to teach.

The lucky losers will be injured and leave the school, while the seriously injured ones will die directly.

This is also what the younger wizards heard from the older wizards.

After all, before Kaisen came to Hogwarts to be the alchemy professor, he had not been the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts for long. At that time, they had some speculations, but they were only speculations about the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

It wasn't until Kaisen's first year on the job that he killed Professor Quirrell with his excellent horoscope and magic.

In fact, at that time, they had not combined the two.

Then time passed, and in the blink of an eye it was already Professor Kaysen's second semester at Hogwarts, and Liangzi's second semester... wasn't even the second semester, but just one and a half semesters.

The Alchemy Professor and the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor once again became enemies.

The battle was paused due to the failure of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Then some clever little wizards began to connect the two things.

Why did every previous Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts not stay long?

Alchemy professor Ke's.

Why didn't the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor of the class of 1990, the year before Harry Potter entered school, get hurt, but just resigned and went home?