In the world of Zongman, the ruthless monks just want to play badly

Cong Yu: “?”

Are you fishing across?

The little girl, who had just been born, deeply felt the dangers of the world.

"No money?"

Xie Liang finally bared his fangs, "If that's the case, I'll pay you back with my body!"

"Let me check if your teeth are developing normally!"

Bang!

At the critical moment, Hongxia's mother stepped forward.

The merciless violent attack successfully stopped this scumbag who even bullied newborn babies.

Kita was no longer surprised by this scene.

Although Senior Liang was once her idol, after getting to know him more deeply, her idol filter had long been shattered to pieces.

Compared to seeking justice for Xie Liang, the current girl is more interested in Cong Yu.

Yumiko was no exception, and even Pochi tried to muster up the courage and approached Cong Yu with some curiosity, wondering what the difference was between her and ordinary humans.

So, breakfast lasted for a long time in such a warm atmosphere.

……

Without the threat of the evil god, Hoori regained her composure.

Over the next few days, Baili and his group had a lot of free time. Every day, they took Congyu out for fun, going to the back mountains to fish, dig wild vegetables, and soak in hot springs...

Cong Yu also gradually learned a lot of common sense about the world from the ignorance he had just received.

Except that she still likes to call Baili "Dad" and Hongxia "Mom", she is no different from an ordinary young girl.

Happy times are always short, and the five-day and four-night journey finally came to an end.

May 5th.

After breakfast, the travel agency's shuttle bus was already waiting outside the door.

The girls packed their luggage and boarded the bus home with Baili.

……

After leaving the station and saying goodbye to Hong Xia and the others, Bai Li went home alone.

Originally, Yumiko wanted to go with him and exchange some feelings with him.

Unfortunately, her parents, who had been on a business trip abroad, returned home two days ago and called her specially, so she really couldn't get away.

He casually hung his coat on the hanger and changed into his indoor shoes. Before Baili looked up, he heard a series of rapid meows.

Boss, you are finally back meow!

Qi Liangliang, who was eagerly waiting, rushed out of the bedroom immediately after hearing the noise.

Bai Li was infected by the cat's attentive and enthusiastic attitude. He reached out and picked up the cat, weighing it in his hand. Well, not only did the cat not lose weight, but it seemed a little fatter.

It seems that this silly cat took good care of himself during the days he was away.

Well, I can rest assured if this happens again in the future.

Meow meow!

Qi Liangliang licked his face, his eyes sparkling.

Boss, where is my gift?

It's a rare opportunity to travel far away, so you should bring some souvenirs for your cat at home, right?

Like dried fish! Like dried fish! Like dried fish!

Baili pondered for a moment.

I had indeed intended to bring some dried fish for Qi Liangliang, but I left in such a hurry that I forgot about it for a moment.

But facing Maomao's expectant gaze, he really couldn't say anything to deny it. After thinking for a while, he said:

"To show hospitality for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief."

"Anyone who feeds you dried fish for no reason must have ulterior motives. They might want to lure you back to a cat cafe and make you an otaku, relying on prostitution for a living, petting you once, without any dignity at all."

"Although I didn't bring you any dried fish, this just proves that I have no ulterior motives towards you and that I am someone who truly cares about you."

Qi Liangliang blinked, as if to say, how much is dignity worth to you?

Chapter 82 Little Mutou in Crisis

The distant sky was just beginning to turn a hazy pale white, and the extremely faint morning light rose from the distant horizon, bringing a little warmth to the world.

"Master...master!"

My body feels so heavy, am I sleep paralyzed?

"Master! Time to get up!"

Bai Li opened his eyes and saw a green-haired female ghost wearing little dinosaur pajamas sitting on him. When she saw that he was awake, she smiled brightly and full of energy.

"Good morning, Master!"

"Good morning."

It should be a happy thing to have a wake-up service from a beautiful girl as pretty as a doll early in the morning.

But Baili was no longer surprised. Instead, he sighed, "I've always told you not to sit on a boy's stomach... Don't you know you're heavy?"

"It's too much!"

Cong Yu gritted her teeth angrily, "A girl's weight is a big taboo! Even if the master said so, I would still be angry!"

"You even have this burden about a girl's weight?"

Bai Li sat up straight and slid her aside. "You're growing too fast, aren't you?"

"Hum~"

Cong Yu put his hands on his hips, looking very proud.

From the ignorant and naive young Dao to the playful little devil today, such a big change started a few days ago.

After returning from Hoori, the vacation was only half over.

There are still four days before school starts, but Bai Li has no intention of going out. Part of the reason is laziness, and the other part is because the weather is bad.

Tokyo had entered the rainy season in May. The day after he returned home, there was a continuous drizzle. The air was humid and hot, and there had been no bright sunshine for several days.

The original agreement with Su Shi had to be temporarily abandoned due to the continuous rain.

But this kind of weather is just right for staying at home and playing games.

In the past, there was only one cat, Qiliangliang, in the family. Although it was very smart, its paws could not be used as hands after all, so it was impossible for him to play games with him. Baili also got used to the solo life.

But three nights ago, when he restarted a game, Cong Yu, who was playing with the cat, floated over and watched the game with curiosity on his face.

Seeing that she seemed very interested, Bai Li made way for Cong Yu, intending to let her experience it herself and give her a little electronic game shock at the same time.

then……

The little girl, who was once innocent and naive, contracted the incurable disease called "Internet addiction".

Playing games, browsing forums, chasing new anime... I have become a complete stay-at-home girl (sad).

The only thing that comforted Bai Li was that at least he had successfully changed Cong Yu's name from the devilish-sounding "Dad" to the current "Master".

Although Cong Yu seemed very unhappy at the time... but after being threatened by Bai Li to cut off the Internet, she changed her tone with a well-behaved look on her face, fearing that if she was a step late, she would have to say goodbye to her beloved game.

I don’t know what this girl has been reading on the Internet, but she has become more and more outgoing and knows more and more.

I'll check her browsing history some other day.

After all, Cong Yu had only been online for a few days, so he certainly didn't understand what incognito browsing was, let alone develop the habit of clearing history records at will.

……

"time to eat."

After Baili finished making breakfast, he came to the living room.

Sure enough, Cong Yu was holding a tablet, leaning on Qi Liangliang, and having a lot of fun.

Bai Li took a quick look with his divine sense. The game on the screen was a card-based roguelike game. The character controlled by the girl was a tattered little robot that had just been hit to death by a horned red demon.

"He's dead...it's all your fault, Master!"

Cong Yu remained cross-legged, shaking his head, and skillfully passed the blame.

"You just need to practice more."

Bai Li calmly walked over to her, gave the girl a free slap, and then took the tablet out of her arms, "Hurry up and wash your hands, and go eat."

"Ugh...it hurts!"

Cong Yu covered her head with her hands, her eyes filled with tears. "You were so strong... Unless you return the tablet to me now, I will not forgive you, Master!"

What to do when your child is rebellious? Just spank him.

Bai Li bent his fingers and pretended to play again, frightening Cong Yu so much that she quickly flew away, "No, no, no! I'm going to go wash my hands now!"

It still has to be classical mechanics, and the effect is significant.

Breakfast was oatmeal, poached eggs, and waffles with jam.

After dinner, Cong Yu quietly took back the tablet, sat on the sofa again, and resumed his tower climbing journey that had just failed halfway, which made Bai Li unable to help but complain:

"Is your addiction serious?"

Cong Yu didn't even raise his head:

"How can I be addicted? I play every day, and I don't seem to be addicted."

Baili: “?”

When I type a question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, it’s that you have a problem.