In the world of Zongman, the ruthless monks just want to play badly

"Online battles, of course."

Bai Li looked at the girl with a side ponytail and invited her, "Hong Xia, do you want to play with us too?"

"Huh? Me?"

Hongxia was a little hesitant. The last time she played games was Snake and Box Pusher in elementary school. She was worried that it would spoil the fun, so she shook her head.

"I don't mind. Just have fun with Liang."

"Hehe, in that case, I will win Hong Xia's share as well."

Xie Liang put his hands on his hips, full of confidence, "My boyfriend is just a piece of trash!"

Trash fish?

As a true cultivator who was only one step away from ascending to immortality, Bai Li certainly would not bother with the ignorant little girl. He just smiled and said nothing.

Two hours later.

"Are you coming again?"

Putting down the handle in his hand, Bai Li looked at Xie Liang beside him leisurely. The girl kept bending forward in frustration, as if she had lost all color.

Two hours, a total of sixty-seven games, an average of less than two minutes per game.

And her final record was - complete defeat.

In an online battle, I encountered a genius boy. He used a series of moves to become as strong as a monster. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't defeat him.

"This game seems so unfair."

Hong Xia frowned beside him, "Why can Baili only use one character each time, but Liang can use three?"

Xie Liang: "..."

It felt like an arrow hit my chest.

She threw the controller aside and decisively used an evasive tactic.

"I suddenly feel very sleepy. I'm going to take a bath and then go to rest."

"Are you really not going to play anymore?"

Baili felt a little regretful. Frying fish is fun, and it will be fun all the time if you keep frying fish.

If he had known that it would cause such a great blow to Xieliang, he would have restrained his strength.

"No more fun, no more fun!"

The blue-haired girl shook her head like a rattle, shifting the blame elsewhere, "You can ask Hong Xia to come with you!"

Seeing the female Xiao Guiliang who was so arrogant just now, now she looks like a frightened quail.

Bai Li raised an eyebrow: "I still prefer your rebellious look just now. Please recover."

Stingy boy!

Xieliang couldn't help but complain in his heart, a mere word "trash" actually got him to remember it for so long!

But she still lowered her head with a humble look, "I am the one who overestimated my own abilities. I am very sorry for offending you. Please calm down. I will do anything for you."

"It's common sense to show your belly when you apologize, right?"

The original intention was just to deliberately embarrass this little female ghost and let her know that there are serious consequences for laughing at boys.

But Baili completely overestimated Xieliang's sense of shame.

Amidst Hong Xia's complaints, "What kind of common sense is this? Is it something from an alien planet?", Xie Liang decisively lifted up his clothes, revealing his flat, white belly and cute little belly button, and then said in a shocking voice:

“Private Marseille with red bean paste!”

Bai Li was silent.

He felt that he was so naive that he actually thought that this level could make Xie Liang feel ashamed.

"If this isn't enough..."

The blue-haired girl was serious and pretended to pull up her clothes again, but fortunately she was stopped by Hong Xia who was quick-eyed and quick-handed.

Archangel Shimokitazawa had become accustomed to his friend's unreliability. After laughing twice, he left a message saying, "I will teach her a lesson. Please don't take it to heart, Baili. Good night." Then he dragged Xiliang and fled out of the bedroom.

After they returned to the guest room and closed the door, Yamada Ryo finally broke free from Hong Xia and said dissatisfiedly:

"Hongxia, you're ruining my plans again."

"What a good thing!"

Hong Xia punched her in anger, "Bai Li is a boy after all! Pay attention to yourself!"

Xie Liang didn't care.

It is said that good women are afraid of clinging men, and the same is true in reverse.

Hong Xia still can't let go of her shyness. She always worries too much and is too cautious when doing big things. She is destined to be a loser.

"What do you think of Shigaraki-san?"

After all, he was his best friend, so Xieliang did not give a direct answer, but instead brought up another topic.

Classmate Su Shi?

Although Hong Xia didn't understand what she meant, she hesitated for a moment and then whispered:

"He's... a very nice person, right? Very charming, too."

"Yes."

Xie Liang nodded in agreement, "She's beautiful, gentle, and has an outstanding figure. She's undoubtedly a formidable foe!"

She said straight to the point: "You should be able to tell that she likes her boyfriend."

Hongxia was silent.

Of course she could see that Su Shiben had no intention of hiding anything.

"Faced with a powerful enemy, you and I, sisters, must work together."

Xie Liang pinched his chin and said seriously, "I have a plan. Why don't you assist me first? After I successfully conquer my boyfriend and have sex with him, I will come back to help you."

"If we do it first and then lead others to do it, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

Chapter 98 What a coincidence

What does it mean to do first and then do later?

Hong Xia didn't react at first, and her expression was obviously confused.

But she quickly understood the meaning, her pretty face quickly turned red, and the steaming shame turned into thick mist, floating above the girl's head.

"wait wait wait!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xie Liang crossed his arms in front of his chest and said cautiously: "This is just an immature suggestion from me. If you don't agree, forget it. I will go to Xiduo and it will be the same. Pochi will definitely not refuse..."

"Don't go looking for them!"

Hong Xia subconsciously stood in front of her.

But the Archangel soon realized that his behavior seemed a bit extreme, and also exposed some of his inner thoughts that he couldn't tell anyone. He coughed and snorted:

"As the captain of the End Band... I, I have a responsibility to protect the physical and mental health of my teammates."

"Kita and Pochi are both good kids, we can't let you lead them astray!"

Xie Liang: "Stare——"

"Okay, okay! You still need to take a bath! It's already late, so go back to your room and sleep after you're done."

Hong Xia couldn't stand her strange gaze any longer, so she suppressed her embarrassment and hurriedly urged, "I'll wait for you in bed!"

"Ok?"

Xie Liang was a little embarrassed and didn't care about joking anymore, "Do you want to sleep here too?"

She has her own plans for the evening, and if there are two more light bulbs, she will inevitably be restricted.

"Any questions?"

Hong Xia was also puzzled and wrinkled her delicate nose. "We've slept together before, right? Why do you look like I'm in the way?"

She and Liang have been friends since junior high school, and they went to the same school for high school and college.

During school trips in previous years, hotel rooms were sometimes very tight, so the two of them would often squeeze together and even shower together a few times.

Of course it was because I was going to attack someone at night.

Xieliang sighed. She had already planned everything.

When you arrive in a new environment, it's normal to go to the toilet at night and walk into the wrong room when you return home in a daze, right?

Not noticing anyone else on the bed, he lifted the covers and crawled in. That's normal, right?

It’s also normal to have the habit of not wearing clothes when sleeping, right?

As we all know, people tend to get hungry easily at night.

So it’s more normal to dream about eating because you’re so hungry, right?

In short, coincidence, everything is a coincidence.

In fact, nothing necessarily has to happen.

However, having such an experience can greatly bring people closer together, and it can be considered a very useful shortcut.

For the shy little girl, such a plan might be too advanced.

But Liang doesn't care much about the world's views. Compared to useless shame, the meat in his mouth is still the most delicious.

Just like the widely circulated joke, if you were given 10,000 yuan for kowtow, what would you do?

When you kowtow for the first time, your friends will feel ashamed and your parents will be furious.

When you kowtowed for the tenth time, everyone fell silent.

When you kowtow for the hundredth time, your parents will ask you with concern if you are tired, and your friends will ask with envy and jealousy, "Can I kowtow a few more times too?"

The same reason.