Zongman: Please stop destroying the worldview!

"Ah, ah?"

Chen Mo took out his business card and said, "Isn't this a coincidence? It's within my business scope!"

———Chen Mo's Magical Handyman Shop can handle all your problems! Whether it's hauntings, lost objects, curses, psychic communication, or even killing a certain evil spirit that's tormenting a young girl, you can come to me for consultation. The fee is only 15,000 yen per session, and if I can't help you, I won't charge!

Of course, your situation is quite special. If this evil god is more difficult to fight, I will have to charge extra, up to three times the amount—Hello, are you listening? Jianzi? Jianzi?

Jianzi responded weakly, "Well, can you please not destroy Tokyo? I still have family and friends living here."

"Don't worry! I'll only destroy part of it!"

"Could you please not destroy some of it..."

"You have so many problems!"

Chapter 35 People's encounters are so wonderful

Friends, remember that speed racing is not safe, even if you are an Elucat riding a Bruce.

Even the clever and dexterous Felyne can have its moments of mishap. When passing the school section, it slowed down and let down its guard. So, when it saw that the road ahead was closed to traffic, it was too late to stop the car.

Felyn hit the dog's head hard, and the cat and the dog crashed into the curb with a bang. Bruce fell off his horse, and Felyn flew out and fell next to a flower bed.

"Okay, that hurts, meow!"

Lying in the flower bed, covering its head, Fey suddenly felt a shadow drift over. It looked up and saw a girl with short gray hair squatting beside the flower bed, staring at the flying cat with a surprised expression.

"A cat... is flying over here."

"I'm sorry, meow."

Felyn got up and apologized. It seemed that he had scared the girl who was squatting by the flower bed picking up stones, and wanted to leave.

But the girl held it down. She looked at her scratched fur and said in a weak but firm voice:

"The cat is injured and needs a Band-Aid."

'Meow?'

A girl named Takamatsu Deng was squatting on the side of the road, immersed in the joy of picking up stones. Unexpectedly, she suddenly encountered a cat and a dog, and then they were injured and fell in front of her.

Even though she was a little nervous, she was stunned for a moment, but when she saw the wound on the cat's body, it was as if a fixing mechanism was triggered. She quickly held the cat down and then searched for a Band-Aid in her pocket.

This cat seems to be able to talk. Although it is a bit unbelievable, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I still don’t understand what ordinary and natural mean.

"Don't worry, cat, just put this on and it'll be fine."

Soon, a penguin band-aid and a panda band-aid were placed on Felyne's forehead. Gao Songdeng wanted to put a band-aid on Bruce's, but Bruce's skin was too thick and he was not hurt by the fall. Gao Songdeng licked his hand but could not find any wounds, so he gave up.

"Goodbye, Cat! Be sure to be safe next time!"

The lamp, the cat, and the dog waved goodbye. What a wonderful day it had been. As she watched them leave, she suddenly felt like she was missing something. After searching her pockets, she felt like she was struck by lightning:

Oh no! The stone I had worked so hard to pick was gone! The lyrics book I had with me was also gone!

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Back home, Chen Mo stared at the bulging package on Ailu Cat's back and asked curiously, "Cat, what's in your bag?"

Felyn proudly unwrapped the package, revealing the mess of items inside: "Boss, this is the material I collected, meow!"

"What material?"

Chen Mo opened the package and saw that there were really all kinds of things inside: Li Xi's panda milk jelly, the photo of Xiangzi that Chu Hua secretly took, Xiangzi's takeaway food, Xiang Cheng's star hairpin,

Pochi's wallet, Kita's band-aid, Hongxia's drumstick... and a lyrics book that belongs to someone unknown, and a pile of stones of various shapes.

Chen Mo: "Wait a minute, you stole all this?! Who told you to steal things?"

Felyn twisted his body and said, "Boss, this is my talent, meow. It can provide you with materials, meow."

Chen Mo laughed angrily: "I don't need this kind of material! From now on, no stealing without my permission!"

"Okay~"

Looking at the lost Elu cat, Chen Mo suddenly remembered that he hadn't checked the cat's talent yet. He checked it with his spell vision:

Felyn's Talent

1. The cat car acceleration version can drive the cat car at three times the speed

2. The cat thief has a 15% chance of stealing an item from the person he comes into contact with.

3. Escape reduces the probability of Fey Cat being attacked by the enemy

Chen Mo: "You're so useless! Your cat-like talents are of no use to me at all!"

Felynx: "Yeah, I'm sorry, meow. Talents are innate and can't be changed, meow."

"Forget it, you don't need to go to collect and fight."

Chen Mo looked at the cat, whose appearance alone was enough to make people fall in love with it, and came up with an idea. He handed the phone to Ailu Cat:

"Go search online for videos of pet cats and learn how to act cute. I can use your cuteness to quickly draw people closer in the future."

"I know, meow."

-

At this moment, Xiangzi suddenly opened Chen Mo's door and said, "Chen Mo! Big news! Guess what I got?"

Chen Mo raised his head and answered expectantly, "What news? Could it be, could it be that?"

Xiangzi: "I heard the convenience store next to the Matsushiro Department Store has 80% off expiring bento boxes!"

"What!? What are you waiting for!?"

Chen Mo suddenly got up: "Hurry up and grab it, it's too late and it's gone!"

But the reality is cruel after all. When the two arrived, there was only one discounted bento left in the store.

Not only as neighbors, but also as two people who sympathize with each other in poverty, the harsh situation now forces them into an inevitable hostile relationship.

Xiangzi: "This lunch box is mine! Chen Mo, don't even think about snatching it from me!"

Chen Mo: "Wryyyy! Xiangzi, don't even think about taking my treasure away! It belongs only to me!"

The two rushed to the counter of the convenience store. Normally, Chen Mo's speed would definitely be faster, but at this time Xiangzi had already turned evil.

No longer weak, she will use everything to obtain her own happiness at all costs!

Sorry! With his familiarity with the convenience store's layout, Xiangzi first pretended to run towards the full-price bento counter as a misdirection, then turned around and walked around several shelves.

When Chen Mo realized that he had been misled, it was too late. Unless he crashed through the shelf directly, victory could only belong to this despicable woman!

Xiangzi held up his two-fold bento: "I got it, I won! Chen Mo, don't blame me for being mean, blame yourself for being so powerless!"

Chen Mo: "No!!!!"

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Chen Mo: "But let's be honest, even a 80% discount on bento isn't cheap enough. The profit margins on these pre-made foods are very high anyway, and relying on them to fill your stomach isn't the most cost-effective option."

Xiangzi: "Are you saying that the grapes are sour because you can't eat them?"

Chen Mo shook his finger. "No, no, no. Based on my many years of living alone in China, buying food is always expensive. If you want to save money, the best option is to cook for yourself! If I didn't have any extra money to buy kitchenware, cooking would definitely be better than a 20% off bento!"

Xiangzi: "Well, I have kitchen utensils at home. We have everything. You can go buy some ingredients and make some. It's definitely not as affordable as my 80% off bento."

"Tsk, just wait, I'm going to Matsushiro Department Store to buy groceries."

Chen Mo showed a confident smile: "We will win."

More than ten minutes later, Chen Mo's wailing could be heard from the department store checkout counter: "Oh my god! How come fresh vegetables in Japan are so expensive!? And is the price of rice going to go through the roof!?"

Xiangzi laughed with a gloating laugh: "If you don't listen to me, you fool will suffer the consequences."

No matter what, I have already bought the things and put them on the checkout counter. I can't go back on my word.

It will only make your deposits bleed too much.

As Chen Mo took out the money, his heart was bleeding. He looked up at the sky and shed two lines of tears:

"Oh my god, why is Japan so bad!"

Chapter 36 But it will also leave a residue of resentment

I bought rice and vegetables. Although my wallet is bleeding, I still have to cook.

Chen Mo arrived at Xiangzi's house carrying some things. Xiangzi's father was rarely sober. He rubbed his hands nervously and said, "Hello, Chen Mo-kun."

Xiangzi's father still had some basic self-awareness. He had caused a lot of trouble to this neighbor, and sometimes he had to ask him to take care of himself and Xiangzi. He unconsciously lowered his head when facing Chen Mo.

Chen Mo: "Uncle, let me borrow your kitchen to cook for you so you can taste my cooking skills!"

Chen Mo carried the things into the kitchen. It had been a long time since he last cooked, but his cooking skills should be pretty good for a simple home-cooked meal.

Hmm, what should I make? How about curry rice?

Really, every Japanese anime world can't afford to be without curry rice, just as the West can't afford to be without Jerusalem. Even though I'd been complaining before crossing over that every Japanese dish would be curry rice, now that I've been in it, I can't think of anything to make. I haven't cooked Chinese food in ages. If I mess it up, wouldn't it be a disgrace to the nation?

That's it! Wash and chop the vegetables, and prepare the sauce.

Although they said they weren't looking forward to it, Xiangzi and his father still sat obediently at the dining table in the living room and waited - who could refuse a hot meal?!

The kitchen was filled with tempting aromas, and the sound of stir-frying was accompanied by the sizzling of oil.

"Done!" Chen Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction - several plates of curry rice that looked like they had been run over by a truck.

-

Chen Mo brought his masterpiece to the table. Xiangzi and her father were silent.

The curry smelled perfect, rich with spices and a mellow aroma of coconut milk. The potatoes and carrots were perfectly stewed, melting with the slightest touch of a spoon. The chicken was tender and juicy, smothered in a thick sauce that was mouthwatering just by the smell.

But its appearance is visually violent.

The rice wasn't a neat hemisphere, but rather a lunar surface pockmarked by meteorites, piled on the plate, and the curry sauce wasn't poured elegantly on top, but rather, with a bold, "I'll let it flow" attitude, spilling from the edge of the plate onto the tablecloth.

The carrot pieces were not evenly distributed, but cut into various irregular geometric structures, and all crowded in the corner, as if in collective protest. As for the innocent fried chicken steak, it was stuck in the rice at a strange angle, as if saying: "Save me, I don't want to be here."