Delta: Everyone uses cheats, only I am a Tangren

"Let's just say, don't you have a bed in that bedroom, dear?"

"Oh, that's disgusting!"

"?"

"..."

A wonderful conversation that took place by the bed.

Song Mu scratched his head vigorously, thinking that he was too engrossed in the fight just now that he didn't notice the strange movement outside.

"It's late at night, Sister Nuan, this is not good, right?"

"Or what..."

Song Mu was thinking about how to coax Tang Nuan back, and tentatively asked, "I'll go get you a glass of honey water. After you drink it, go back to sleep obediently, okay?"

Tang Nuan shook her head frantically.

Not only did she shake her head, she even hugged Song Mu's little quilt even tighter.

Song Mu: "..."

I envy the quilt.

"Then you can sleep here with me. Is there anything else you need my help with, Miss?"

Song Mu gave up and didn't care anymore.

Anyway, this isn't the first time Tang Nuan has robbed him...

Song Mu seriously suspected that Tang Nuan had activated the Humorous Lurk Attack, even with a passive called Concealment and Silence, and had crouched and walked silently into his bedroom the entire time. Otherwise, how could she not have heard any movement?!

"Have."

Tang Nuan held the quilt in her arms, her chin in her hand, thinking hard. Then, a light bulb suddenly lit up in her head: "Good night, Mumu. I wish you a sweet dream."

Song Mu: “?”

Not sisters!

My bed! What a nightmare! Do I really have to chat with my older sister all night?

For a moment, Song Mu really wanted to breathe out.

"By the way, Mumu!"

Tang Nuan, who had just been lying down for less than three seconds, suddenly sat up again, and placed her arms skillfully on Song Mu's shoulders, her little face moving closer and closer.

Song Mu suddenly became nervous reflexively.

This is completely different from Song Zijin's straightforward and decisive style. A queen player like Song Zijin is...very direct. If she says "dong", she will dong you, and then she will press you there.

Revolt?

does not exist!

Song Mu had tried several times. Song Zijin's grappling skills were like tying up a one-month-old puppy with a big iron chain. Once it was tied up, the puppy would not make a sound and could only close its eyes and enjoy it.

"Have a bite, Mumu."

As Tang Nuan spoke, she rubbed her forehead against the tip of Song Mu's chin, humming as she did so: "Just one bite, I swear! After that, I'll go to sleep!"

Song Mu pretended to think and answered seriously: "Just one sip, don't drink too much."

Tang Nuan's eyes suddenly lit up, she nodded repeatedly, bit Song Mu's mouth, and subconsciously closed her eyes... Her long eyelashes trembled slightly, making her even more adorable.

ten minutes later.

Song Muxin said that Sister Nuan was really good. She drank one sip at a time as she said and didn't drink too much.

After finishing her meal, Tang Nuan lay down contentedly, closed her eyes, and fell asleep in a second. Song Mu was busy covering her with a quilt, adjusting the temperature of the air conditioner, and even trying to figure out which direction the air vent was blowing.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, hmm."

"Sister Nuan smells so good!!"

Song Mu sighed after reviewing the game, but when his eyes fell on the operator's watch on the table, he suddenly became Spartan: "Oh my god! Damn! I forgot to turn off the live broadcast!"

Chapter 149: Triathlon Completed, 43-Compartment Safety Box! Live Broadcast Room of the First Sword Master of Tang Dynasty!

At that moment, Song Mu became fully awake.

"Maru spicy!"

Song Mu covered his face as the CPU sped up to replay the game. He thought, "I didn't make any strange noises just now, did I? Sister Nuan probably didn't make any strange noises either, right?"

A quick replay,

After confirming that both he and Tang Nuan were eating normally.

Song Mu put on his watch and entered the special service department, glancing at the barrage... The barrage list was silent and very strange. It was hard to imagine that this was a live broadcast room with hundreds of thousands of online viewers.

No barrage!

No one spoke?!

"Okay, stop pretending."

Song Mu cleared his throat and said calmly, "I have an announcement to make. Everyone in the live studio, right now! Everyone, give me 50! You heard me slurping my words just now. I'm really scared now. You have to compensate me for my mental damages! Hurry!"

All the civil and military officials in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Not buddy!

We were fed a mouthful of dog food by you two, what can we say?

You want us to pay you?

what? !

[This is fucking the opposite of Tian Gang! Don't say anything, you money-minded anchor, I'm going to give you 10 carnivals, and you can eat for another five minutes!]

[How about we just say goodbye? I'm fine, it's just that a friend of mine almost got sick after watching your livestream. I really don't mind, I'm fine, it's just that my friend...]

Please, please, Godfather, please don't kill me again, okay?

[Oh, so hundreds of thousands of us listened to you rave for over ten minutes in the livestream, and not only did we get fed a mouthful of dog food, but we even have to pay you back? Do you really think we're the devil?!]

[Yoshi, Yoshi! Very fat, very fat! ]

[Godfather of the groove, I fuck you, how come you can both ship and eat? Am I not as handsome as you? You are just a little better at modeling than me! (This is a five-cent post, remember to delete it.)

【…】

The whole place was boiling with excitement and cheers.

Of course, it would be better if we could block out the key words such as Tian Wenjing, I eat lemons, etc.

"That's right, these are the fans in my live broadcast room!"

"Look at you guys. You were yelling for me to eat a mouthful of food before, but now that I have eaten it, you are not happy about it."

Song Mu admired the mental state of all the civil and military officials in the court. After all, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and it was not easy for all the civil and military officials in the live broadcast room to be so energetic.

"Thanks to this...eh? Lin Bao gave me 100 Carnivals? Did you drink them, sister?"

"Thank you, Diyan God, for the 100 Carnivals you sent me... Did you drink them too?"

"grateful……"

Song Mu thanked nine bosses in a row. Without exception, all nine bosses started with 9 Carnivals, which is 9, totaling 100 million.

"I said you guys are quite free, huh?"

"It's fine if these unworldly fans are just here to enjoy the show, but are you, the persimmon princesses, of the same status? Why are you joining in the fun?"

Song Mu was very angry.

The civil and military officials in the live broadcast room were stunned: "???"

Then Song Mu saw a private message from Yan Zi, asking him to take a look at the group chat.

After opening the group chat,

Song Mu's eyes went dark.

Xi Nono: "Godfather, do you think 100 carnivals are enough? If not, I'll add 200! I don't mean anything else, Godfather, I just like to listen and want to listen. It would be even better if you could show me the pictures, hehe."

Lin Bao: "Me too! Godfather, can you live stream the entire time you're eating? That way we can watch and learn some techniques. Money is no problem, not to mention V-ing you 50, even 50 is fine!"

The two princesses took the lead in the charge.

The other guys followed suit and assisted, going crazy with +1+1+1.

As he watched, Song Mu couldn't help but give a +1 as well. After he realized what was happening, he sighed... It's really hard for anyone to resist not giving a +1. If you understand, give a +1.

"That's enough, I've almost had enough of you! Damn it!"

"Wait until I organize a team-building event within our dynasty, and let you see my two angelic beauties... No, that's too cheesy, it should be... Never mind, anyway, my two war goddess sisters are tied for the top-tier goddesses in my mind, and I won't accept any rebuttal!"

Song Mu's tone was arrogant and full of pride. He added: "Little puppy, get in the car! Who's the other one? Who did you draw by lot? Hurry up!"

"It's me, godfather." The monkey responded.

"Join the team!" Song Mu replied.

Seeing that the little puppy and the monkey had joined the team, all the civil and military officials in the live broadcast room immediately became excited, thinking that the next round was going to be really exciting!

One is a talent from a big province who is good at sharing fish at the wine table, a little puppy.

One is a talented monster, Monkey, who can pee in the same pot with Song Mu.

The old friends quickly ordered supper, opened beer, and prepared oxygen tanks.

The new fans are still confused.

"You guys prepare for battle first. You watched the whole fight just now, right? I don't need to say anything more, right? Leave the boss to me, and the operators to you. The three of us will unite and unleash our unrivaled power to sweep through Longbow Valley!"

After hearing Song Mu's pre-war mobilization,

The puppy and the monkey said in unison, their voices extremely loud: "I am willing to clear all obstacles for my adoptive father!"

Very good, very energetic.

Song Mu nodded in satisfaction, and busied himself with modifying the small text on the banner in the live broadcast room... He did not kill any operators in this attack, but he killed three bosses!