[Nothing special, brother above, where is your friend's broken? ]
[Oh my god, what's going on? I feel like I've suddenly gone blind! What did this B anchor pull out of the bird's nest? I can't see anything. Damn my eyes!]
Is that… is that a shotgun exhibit? The legendary 1x4 red collectible? Damn, there aren't many of these around the world???
[Hey, if you're counting like that, why do I feel like our black silk anchor has already made it onto the global favorites list? Let me quickly report on the battle situation on the front lines!]
[Report from the front lines! Currently, the Black Silk anchor ranks 198th on the Dragon Country Collection List, and ranks... uh, 999+ on the Global Collection List. However, the statistical cycle for these two lists is 0: each day. I estimate that after tonight, this anchor B will jump up a lot in the rankings.]
【…】
Looking at the entire live broadcast room barrage list,
It cannot be said that the public was outraged, but it can also be said that everyone was cursing. The main reason was that Song Mu's move was too Versailles, and it was a bit of a blatant insult!
It's like your good friend just bought a Land Rover.
Not only does he drive in front of you to show off, he even lets you see his epic girlfriend in the passenger seat. It's like stabbing you first and then stabbing you again, triggering Guan Erye's passive ability.
"It's so comfortable, meow."
"I feel so refreshed all over!"
It was hard for Song Mu not to be cocky. He had been suppressed for the entire game, and now he got two red eggs, one of which was even a 4-grid smoothbore rifle. It was hard not to be happy.
Of course,
The feeling of being able to stuff a 4-barrel smoothbore rifle, which he had never been able to stuff into his crotch, into his crotch made Song Mu feel...an indescribable joy!
You know, it's because this B smoothbore rifle has 4 red grids and cannot be stuffed into the 9-grid crotch.
In his previous life, Song Mu was often hunted by bloodhounds because of this. They would catch anything they wanted, and if they dared to catch something, they would drop it. If they dropped it, they would try again in the next round, and if they touched it, they would drop it again...
Although Song Mu Gaga shipped,
But if you touch something bright red like a musket, aerospace fuel, or a blade, and it falls off before it's even warm to the touch, this kind of thing will have some degree of impact on your mentality.
The Tang people are Tang, but they are not heartless. Even if they lose a big red, their defense will be broken.
"Thinking carefully, after traveling to this world, I'm not as addicted to games as I was in my previous life. At most, I'm half as addicted. After all, actions like walking and jumping are all physical movements. This must be the advantage of the VR version."
"It's just the shooting skills... Damn, I don't seem to have any talent at all."
Song Mu muttered to himself and walked out of the minefield.
As soon as he walked out of the minefield, he heard his two adopted sons clapping from the left and right. The looks they gave him were filled with admiration, amazement, and conviction.
"Awesome, godfather, it has to be you!"
Yanzi clapped his hands, exclaiming in amazement. "As far as I know, whether it's the minefield at Dam Zero or the minefield at Longbow Valley, few operators dare to casually walk back and forth like you do. Amazing."
Shan Sijun echoed, "That's incredible, godfather. I want to learn from you. How can I stay as calm as you when walking through a dense minefield like this? Is there any trick? How do I perfectly step on the gaps between the mines?"
What are these two adopted sons talking about?
Walking through a minefield?
To walk through a minefield, all you need is a fucking leg, right?
Song Mu was a little confused, but when he squatted down and carefully observed the distribution of mines in the minefield, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat: "Holy crap, this is the fucking Minefield 3.0 ProMaX Special Edition?!"
"Wait... How did I walk in and how did I walk out?"
Chapter 60 shocked the entire internet when the anchor had a fierce fight with a Nile crocodile...
I squatted in front of the minefield and pondered for a long time.
Song Mu couldn't remember it at all. How the hell did I even walk in there? Where's my brain? Help me, brain! Check the video!
"No buddy, why are the minefields in this world different?"
"Why are there so many damn mines?"
"There are five or six mines hidden beneath a single warning sign, arranged in a honeycomb pattern... Ah, so in this world's minefields, walking directly in front of a warning sign is completely useless? You have to plan your route carefully?"
The more Song Mu looked at it, the more frightened and confused he became. He muttered to himself for a long time but still couldn't figure it out.
How did I get in just now?!
The two adopted sons looked at each other in confusion and scratched their heads in unison. They didn't hear clearly what Song Mu was mumbling, but they didn't dare to ask more.
"Well, what?"
"Close the team!"
Song Mu stretched out his hand to mark the evacuation point and left first.
Shansijun quickly followed, clearly eager to learn: "Foster father, I want to learn this. Can you teach me? I saw you walking through the minefield just now, it was really cool. It was like there was no one around, you were just swimming freely!"
Song Mu: "Next time, next time Pi Ding."
Yanzi went up and knocked on Shansijun's head, whispering, "Can't you see that your adoptive father has something urgent to do? Don't worry about what your adoptive father wants to do, just follow him. Less talk and more action, understand?"
"I understand, I understand." Shan Sijun nodded quickly.
Song Mu, who was walking in front, breathed a sigh of relief.
Hanging,
It almost f*cking died!
What do you mean I'm going to teach you how to navigate a minefield? That's hilarious! I, your godfather, can't even remember how I got in and out, so how am I supposed to teach you?!
If I go back and walk it again, I will definitely walk in silence and feel uncomfortable all over afterward.
"There's a bird's nest here, did you know?"
Song Mu knew all the bird nest locations like the back of his hand. He took his two adopted sons and dug out another bird nest in the north of the minefield. What he got was: 1 memory stick.
"I really don't know the point." Shan Sijun replied honestly.
"Godfather, what are these guys thinking? Why do they stuff all kinds of stuff into their nests? Memory sticks, monitors, oh, godfather, can you let me touch the musket?" Yanzi asked from the side.
"Take it! Touch it as you like!" Song Mu was very generous.
He threw out the smoothbore rifle for Yanzi to touch a few times to satisfy his urge, and then threw out the quantum storage for Shansijun to broaden his horizons.
Just as the two adopted sons were frantically examining the items in their hands,
Suddenly, a series of loud footsteps came from far away and came at high speed!
"Buhao! It's leather shoes!!"
Shan Sijun was the first to react. He remembered the noise very clearly. He had heard this sound before being coaxed to sleep by the crocodile.
"Godfather, run!" Yanzi drew his gun and subconsciously blocked it in front of Song Mu.
"Get out of the way!"
Song Mu suddenly became excited, cutting out the butterfly blade and rushing forward, shouting as he ran: "Neither of you are allowed to shoot! This is my phantom brother!"
As soon as this sentence comes out,
The CPUs of the two adopted sons were smoking in an instant.
Brother Huanshen said yes!
But considering that Song Mu and his brothers Asalakun and Hafkekun were able to put their arms around each other's shoulders, salute and nod to each other before, the two adopted sons thought that this matter...had a hidden secret.
Bang bang bang!
The Nile crocodile's big steps are very oppressive.
The most sinister thing was that this phantom god was extremely fast, and was about to launch a dump truck crash into Song Mu, chanting the ultimate death roll lullaby...
The bloody mouth is open!
Song Mu didn't move. After all, he didn't lose his life and didn't feel any real pain. Even if he was taken away by the Nile crocodile's smooth little combo, his two adopted sons behind him would be able to catch up in time to rescue him.
It's a test anyway, so don't be afraid.
But Song Mu never expected that
The Nile crocodile was clearly running towards him with its mouth wide open, but suddenly it feinted, abruptly turned around, and with a flash of its own, it dashed forward and knocked Shansijun down!
Shansijun was stunned: "Again?! I'm not kidding! These leather shoes can fly!"
The Nile crocodile bit Shansijun's arm to death with one bite, followed by a series of death rolls.
Song Mu's voice had already started to play in his head: "Hey, Ghost Blade opens, flashes Red Rage W, then EQEA, a set of silky little combos, and it's done..."
"Help!!!" Shan Sijun only had time to shout out one word before he fell asleep.
Yan Zi, who was standing next to him, had no time to shoot.
Song Mu jumped onto the back of the Nile crocodile like a god, holding a butterfly knife. Then he squatted down and swung the knife. He moved and squatted at the same time. No matter whether he was accurate or not, it was definitely dazzling!
After countless cuts,
The Nile crocodile rolled over, revealing its white belly. Before dying, it seemed to roll its eyes twice at Song Mu: "It's time to get off work, brother. I'm leaving first."
"You go ahead and do your work, we'll talk later." Song Mu replied subconsciously.
Then Song Mu nodded to Yan Zi, indicating that he should go to Lashan to worship the king.
"its not right."
Song Mu glanced at the Nile crocodile, then looked at Shansi Jun: "If I remember correctly, a crocodile bite only seems to have cost more than 80 points of blood. How did you die?"
"It seems like after the death roll, it gave me an extra bite? I fell asleep again before I could react. This is the second time!" Shan Sijun looked annoyed.
Who the hell could have thought of this?
It seemed that the Nile crocodile's target was obviously Song Mu, but it just made a feint at the last moment and instantly melted Shan Sijun on the spot, and he fell asleep very quickly.
This sudden and unexpected disaster,
This allowed the viewers in the live broadcast room to temporarily put aside their fear of being jumped in the face by Song Mu.
[Beautiful! This time, Shan is using his mortal body to fight against the body of a phantom god. Hey, comrade, wake up! You are not allowed to sleep anywhere here.]
[Look, look, I've been saying this streamer B is causing a lot of trouble. CS, by the way, why did this Nile Crocodile suddenly change his target? Is it because streamer B isn't to his taste?]
It's like if you drink stocking milk tea and you actually taste stockings, would you still drink it? Rounding it up, crocodiles don't like stockings, so I bet the Godfather of Black Stockings wears socks! I'm a genius!
[Is there anyone who can count? The Black Silk Godfather just crouched over the Nile crocodile, moving it up and down, up and down, left and right. How many times did he slash at it before it killed the Nile crocodile?]
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