Marvel: Captain America in Zaun, the villain calls me an ancestor

"Hey, you brought friends with you?"

Steve covered his face helplessly and sighed, "Tony, you really should go get some sleep. I feel like your mind is a little unclear now..."

Is it really Tony? He didn't even notice two living people in front of him, and he still insisted that he was fine...

"Why are you as nagging as my dad? Believe me, I'm fine. I'm in great spirits now!

Come with me to see my new work first, and then I'll go to sleep right away, okay?"

Once Tony makes up his mind, no one can change it.

If Steve is not allowed to see his latest work today, his jaw will drop. How can he sleep?

"Alright, alright, there's really nothing I can do about you. Since I'm your uncle, I'll just go take a look despite the pressure."

Looking at Tony who seemed eager to prove himself to the adults, Steve had no choice but to nod in agreement even though he knew that the surprise Tony was talking about was the Iron Man armor.

He has decided that if Tony still refuses to sleep after watching the movie, he will help Tony sleep physically.

He didn't want Tony, a long-term system mission machine, to die prematurely here.

Seeing that Steve finally agreed, Tony's face was filled with joy. He turned to Bucky and Sharon and said,

"Oh, by the way, you two should come too. You are friends brought by Steve. I trust you!"

Steve felt warmed by what he heard and decided to be gentle when he used physical sleep aid later...

Tony enthusiastically took the three of them to his sci-fi underground laboratory, and while walking he introduced his collection of many famous paintings and luxury cars in the basement.

Apart from Sharon, Steve and Bucky, two reckless men from World War II, had no idea about famous paintings and luxury cars.

I just feel that these abstract paintings are not much better than the weird drawings they drew in their textbooks before.

As for these luxury cars, the two also felt that they were not as impressive as the bulletproof off-road vehicles of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra!

At least the bulletproof off-road vehicle feels great when you drive it over someone!

As for these so-called luxury cars, let alone running over people, they are afraid that even a large rock could make the car fly!

As Steve and Bucky, along with their lover, played by Liu Xianyu, visited the Grand View Garden, they finally arrived at the highlight of the day.

A pure silver humanoid battle armor stood in the center of the laboratory, attracting everyone's attention!

Famous paintings and luxury cars all lose their luster in front of this handsome steel man!

Not to mention Bucky and Sharon, even Steve, who knew it was an Iron Man armor, was deeply attracted by this armor full of sci-fi metallic feel!

To be honest, before seeing the real thing in person, Steve was not very excited because he had seen it in a movie in his previous life.

His current body has everything that the Iron Armor has. His iron body and super strength are no worse than the Iron Armor, and some are even stronger!

But after actually seeing this epic creation that transcends the times, Steve realized how naive his previous thoughts were!

Flesh is flesh, armor is armor, how can they be compared!

The two are completely the pinnacle of two different fields!

A perfect body is great, but this iron armor is also fucking awesome!

"Cool! Cool! Awesome! Tony, you're a fucking genius!"

Steve couldn't help but step forward and touch the iron armor, feeling for a moment that it felt even better than the cover girl's smooth skin!

Tony was very proud to see Steve couldn't let go of it. The breath he had been holding in his heart for decades finally came out today!

Dad, did you see this in heaven?

Captain America, your idol whom you praise so much, was stunned by the Man of Steel that I created. Your son is no worse than Captain America!

Snapped--

Steve patted Tony's shoulder and grinned:

"Nephew, what are you fantasizing about? You're laughing like a fool!

Quickly open the armor, your Uncle Rogers wants to enter the armor and feel the pleasure inside it for himself!"

Tony listened to what Steve said and always felt something was wrong!

Although it is said that only by entering the armor and driving can one truly feel the pleasure of driving, why does Tony feel something is wrong when these words come out of Steve's mouth?

Shaking his head, Tony stopped thinking about it.

He didn't mind Steve driving his Mark II. Steve had saved his life, so even if Steve wanted one, he wouldn't refuse, let alone a test drive.

But Tony still pointed to the wound on his face and reminded:

"Are you sure you want to try it yourself? You know, I've only just finished assembling the Mark II and haven't had time to conduct a real-world piloting test yet.

Even when I was just experimenting with some components, I ended up in this state. If you have no driving experience, the injuries you will suffer might be more than mine~"

Chapter 26 Tony's Defense Breaks

After hearing this, Steve waved his hand nonchalantly, looking confident:

"Are you kidding me? I'm afraid of getting hurt? Who do you think I am? I'm Captain America!

Have you forgotten how I rescued you from the cave? I used my strong body to carry you in and out of the cave!

Even if your iron tower is broken, I can't hurt you! Stop talking nonsense and put on your armor for me! "

Since Steve said so, Tony stopped trying to persuade him. He shrugged and snapped his fingers.

"Jarvis, dress this loudmouthed centenarian and authorize him to operate the Mark II."

[Understood, sir. Captain Rogers has been authorized to operate Mark II.]

[Captain Rogers, please go to the designated area to don the Mark II assistive device.]

Steve followed the dress code that Jarvis had thoughtfully pointed out with the virtual projection, walked over, stood obediently with his arms outstretched, and complained to Tony:

"I'm not being harsh, Tony, but why is it so difficult to put on such a high-tech gadget? Aren't you afraid you'll get diarrhea one day and won't have time to take it off?"

Tony's forehead was furrowed when he heard this. He gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up! This is only the second generation. I'll improve the wearing method later. You don't need to worry about it!"

Tony said, controlling the armor and putting the head armor on Steve first, to prevent Steve from saying anything unreasonable.

But can a mere helmet stop Steve from speaking?

impossible! Absolutely impossible!

"Hey, Tony, did you forget to clean your helmet? Why is there a strange new car smell inside it?"

After the armor on his body was put on, Steve screamed again:

"Ah! And is your armor too small? Why does it feel so tight around my crotch? Or is your size just this small?"

Steve's live teaching: how to make a billionaire fall apart in just two sentences~

"Fuck! Steve, what the hell are you talking about!"

The black lines on Tony's forehead turned into blue veins. He couldn't stand Steve's foul mouth anymore. He took a run-up and kicked Steve who was still wearing the armor!

Fortunately, Bucky and Sharon stopped him halfway through the flight by holding his arms on the left and right.

But Tony couldn't help but point at Steve and curse:

"Damn it Steve, my armor has been disinfected through layers of disinfection, and there's an air filtration system inside, so how could there be any odor?

I think you ate feces this morning and forgot to brush your teeth, so you smell something bad!"

"And your armor is smaller than your uncle's stinky leather shoes! Do you think everyone has your American butt? Your butt is so big, if it's not tight for you, who will be tight?

You still say I'm small, but I can whip you like a top with my big dick!"

Facing Tony's exasperation, Steve, finally dressed in his armor, stepped down from the changing table, his slightly mechanical, teasing voice ringing out:

"Look, you're anxious again. It's not small, it's not small, so why are you so anxious? The more anxious you are, the more it proves that I'm right, right?"

"You...you...you..." Tony pointed at Steve and was so angry that he couldn't speak. He was really a little broken.

After decades of losing to others in a verbal duel, he finally felt how others felt when faced with his foul mouth.

Steve looked at Tony who was breaking down. He swore that he really didn't mean it. He was just complaining out of habit. He didn't expect Tony to react so strongly.

Afraid that Tony would faint from anger, Steve quickly changed the subject: "Genius, why is everything dark in front of me? How do I activate this thing? Where do I press, F?"

Tony took a deep breath, trying to calm his turbulent mood, and gritted his teeth and said:

"What do you think this is? A GTA game? Idiot, this is high-tech! It needs an Ark reactor as energy to start!"

Tony said as he took out a spare Ark Reactor and pressed it against the chest of the armor, connecting it to the energy source.

If Tony uses the armor himself, there is no need to install an extra arc reactor because he has one built into his chest.

But Steve doesn't have it, so he has to install it separately on the armor.

After the armor was successfully activated and the eyes lit up with a blue light, and Jarvis successfully came online, Tony knocked on Steve's helmet and said:

"Hey, Jarvis, give this old fogey in the Mark II a manual for his idiot armor that he can understand!"

Following Tony's words, an instruction manual that even an idiot could understand appeared in front of Steve in the armor.

Steve is a super soldier with a physical fitness of 20. Those 20 points are for his five-dimensional image, which means that not only his strength is increasing, but his intelligence is also increasing at the same time.

However, most of the time, his super brain would tell him to just use his super powers to his heart's content and there was no need to bother with all that nonsense!

In less than a minute, Steve finished reading the idiot-level instruction manual of tens of thousands of words and fully understood the operation of the Mark II.

With his palms open, the thrusters on his palms, legs and back started at the same time, and Steve took off smoothly in the Mark II.

Under Tony's incredulous gaze, Steve piloted the Mark II and did a somersault in the air, and performed several difficult and cool moves in succession.

"No! How can you say that?! How can you achieve the state of man-machine unity after just one minute of driving it?"

You know, he suffered a lot during his experiments!

He wanted to see Steve get humiliated, but he didn't expect this bastard to be so good at it the first time!

Steve put his hands behind his back and maintained his balance in the air using only his legs and back thrusters. He said in a very pretentious manner:

"Talent, I can only say talent! It's all basic exercises, so if you're not good at it, just practice more!"

"Enough of that, genius, I have to take your big baby for a ride outside!"