Marvel: Captain America in Zaun, the villain calls me an ancestor

Steve faced the spiked hammer that was several times larger than his head. There was no emotion on his face. He didn't even try to gather any strength. He just threw a simple straight punch at the incoming hammer.

Bang————————

With a dull thud, Deadpool burst into juice!

The spiked hammer that clashed with Steve, including Deadpool's entire arm, was blown up, and blood, flesh and symbiote tissue were scattered all over the ground!

"Fuck...Fuck! You damn bitch! You beat up my girlfriend!"

Deadpool cursed angrily, and regardless of the pain of losing his right arm, he opened his bloody mouth and was about to swallow Steve in front of him in one gulp!

Steve raised his hands, and with his left and right hands respectively pressed against Deadpool's upper and lower sharp teeth, he showed a chilling smile.

"Want to bite me? Hehe, I've been wanting to do that to your stinky mouth for a long time. Are you ready?"

After the Deadpool symbiote took over, its bite force was comparable to that of a megalodon. However, it couldn't close its arms under Steve's mortal body, and could only make indistinct humming sounds.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooo!" (What, you trying to shove your damn little toothpick into my sexy big mouth?)

Steve didn't understand, and it was a good thing he didn't.

Otherwise, he probably wouldn't be able to help but stuff his entire fist into Deadpool's stomach, pull out his intestines, and use them as a whip to beat the bastard!

Such a meal scene may not pass the review~

Fortunately, Steve, who didn't understand, won't do that now.

He simply exerted force with both arms, and amidst a teeth-grinding sound of flesh tearing, he gently and slowly separated Deadpool's upper and lower jaws, tearing off his entire jaw 'that's all'...

pat-

"I have to say, you look much better without your mouth!"

Chapter 39: World War II Veterans Office

Steve casually threw Deadpool's bleeding jaw to the ground, looked at the speechless Deadpool with satisfaction, picked up the half-dead Deadpool, turned around and prepared to leave.

"oi! Stop! Let go of my friend!"

Failed man! Failed man!

Steve paused and turned around to see Peter, who was not Spider-Man yet, pointing at him with trembling legs.

"Interesting! Seeing such a bloody scene, instead of running away in fear, you actually yelled at me?"

"Haki Spider, you really make me look at you in a different light!"

Peter had never seen such a bloody scene before. His eyes were filled with fear and his legs were shaking like two vibrators.

But Deadpool is his friend and he just saved his uncle Ben. He said he would never stand by and watch him die!

Steve's simple turn made Peter take two steps back in fear, but after taking only two steps, he suppressed his inner fear and looked at Steve firmly.

"Let...let him go! I won't let you take Deadpool away!"

Steve did not laugh at Peter's retreat, but instead was full of admiration for Peter.

There is nothing shameful about being afraid; it just proves that Peter is a real person with flesh and blood and emotions!

It is admirable to be able to overcome fear and face it head-on!

This proves that Peter, who is only seventeen years old, at an age when most people are still bullying or being bullied in school, already possesses the precious qualities to become a superhero!

So Peter Parker is truly worthy of being the chosen Spider-Man!

Even the half-dead Deadpool, who was being carried by Steve, raised his remaining left hand above his head and made a heart sign to Peter. His bloody mouth uttered an indistinct sound:

"Woo woo woo woo, woo woo woo!" (It's so heartwarming, little Spider, I love you!)

"Young man, do you want to dance too?"

Steve raised the corner of his mouth and decided to tease the little spider that hadn't grown up yet.

"Then come on, defeat me, and you can win this unique real-person body-sensing cup in my hand. This will be your reward!"

"Sensory cup..." Peter was stunned for a moment, then reacted: "You bastard! That's my friend, not a sensory cup!"

The angry Peter rushed towards Steve at a speed faster than the symbiote-possessed Deadpool, and reached out to grab Deadpool in his hand, trying to save him first.

But Steve dodged the grab with a simple sideways movement.

Peter didn't give up, but relied on his flexibility and speed to keep attacking Steve.

But no matter how fast Peter was, Steve was always a little faster than him, and he was able to avoid Peter's attacks by a hair's breadth every time.

Peter is very fast and flexible. Even more than strength, the first impression Spider-Man gives people is mostly speed and flexibility.

But whether in terms of strength, speed or flexibility, there is a huge gap compared to Steve.

Steve's physical strength is now at least three times that of Spider-Man, and he can easily dodge Spider-Man's attacks. It is not much more difficult than walking a dog.

"Too slow. Your hands need to move faster than your legs."

"Don't just focus on attacking one place. Learn to make a feint to the east and attack in the west."

"You've learned how to be quick and make a feint to the east and attack in the west. But remember, don't use the knowledge you learned in front of the person who taught you."

......

Steve strolled leisurely, carrying Deadpool to avoid danger while also guiding the young Peter with interest.

By the time Peter's movements slowed down noticeably, Steve had had enough.

Peter turned sideways and stretched his legs, and being a little tired and distracted, he accidentally tripped and rolled to the edge of the roof like a top!

Just as Peter was about to fall, a strong arm grabbed the back of Peter's collar and pulled Peter back, who had half of his body rolling off the roof.

Throwing Peter, whose back was already soaked with cold sweat, onto the rooftop, Steve raised the Deadpool in his hand:

"Sorry, kid, it looks like you won't be able to win the Real Person Sensing Cup reward today."

"So that's it. You should go home now. Good boy, don't let your family worry all the time~"

Peter sat on the ground, still in shock, and was about to say something.

Steve immediately predicted and spoke first: "Don't worry, your friend won't die, and no one can kill him."

Steve casually threw a business card to Peter and waved his hand.

"I am very satisfied with today's warm-up. If you have any questions that cannot be solved, please contact me. I will be at your service for 8 hours~"

“Don’t ask why it’s not 24 hours, because I don’t take orders after get off work~”

"Bye~"

After Steve finished speaking, he lifted Deadpool and floated into the air.

Whoosh——————

A sound of breaking air was heard, and Peter was the only one left on the rooftop, staring blankly at the business card in his hand.

【World War II Veterans Office】

[Director: Steve Rogers (part-time Captain America)]

【Firm Introduction：

What to do if the enemy is too strong to defeat? Then ask Captain America!

What to do when enemies are beating you up? Then call Captain America!

What do you do if your family is in danger? Then call Captain America!

No matter what difficulties you encounter, Captain America can help you solve them perfectly!

So if you don’t want to leave regrets in your life, please call our office: 0*****】

[The prices are fair and honest, and most importantly, the director is really handsome, so he is definitely the best choice to solve all your problems! ]

Peter stared blankly at the strange business card in his hand, and curled his lips:

"So that guy just now was actually Captain America? Even Captain America has to work part-time these days..."

Peter shook his head, put away the business card, thought no more, turned around and rushed home.

But Peter didn't notice that there was a small ball of dark blue sticky liquid stuck to his trouser leg.

That's... the symbiote fragments scattered after Deadpool's arm exploded!

As for the firm's business card given to Peter.

This was the inspiration Steve got last time after giving Eddie his business card.

He plans to open a special firm that specializes in solving various difficult and complicated problems.

This firm is not open to ordinary people, but only to various Marvel protagonists.

Just like Eddie before him, and Peter now, only Marvel protagonists who are valuable to Steve and can bring him enhancement points in the future are qualified to be issued business cards by him.

Then someone here will ask.

Oh my, you are Captain America, how can you treat people differently? The protagonist’s life is life, but the lives of ordinary people are not lives?

Then Steve can only say, don't let this keyboard warrior meet him in real life, otherwise I will smash all your rotten teeth, hollow out your internal organs, and then use them to make fucking ** cups for Hulk!

He hates moral kidnapping the most in his life. If anyone dares to morally kidnap him, he will physically kidnap the other person!

I give you face, fuck!

Ahem, of course, this is just the personal opinion of Roger's soul in Steve, and has nothing to do with the kind original Captain America and the author~

Chapter 40 Strong Steve

Hydra, the American branch base.

boom--------

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Steve and Deadpool fell from the sky, making a brilliant appearance in the flying dust!

The Hydra guards in the base were startled at first, but when they saw it was Steve, they all lowered their heads in awe, not daring to look him in the eye.