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Lei Xiaogu believes that everyone has their own desires, and even Bruce, the closest person to perfection he has ever seen, is determined to save Gotham.

But the theory he believed in all his life suffered a disastrous defeat in Lucian.

He couldn't tell what the man's preference was.

Lucian's hobbies were obvious. He liked smoking, but he treated both good and bad cigarettes the same way; he liked food, but fish and vegetables were equally appealing to him; he loved traveling, but he wasn't partial to precious scenes; he was a bit kind, but he wouldn't always take action in the same situation...

He doesn't like power, money, and even his morals change with his mood.

This is the most difficult person Lei Xiaogu has ever encountered. He is like a key that can open all locks, but he is powerless against fingerprint recognition.

Lei Xiaogu's ideal is to cleanse and purify human society, but he must say that he can tolerate Lucian living in a purified society.

……

Lucian didn't feel that Lei Xiaogu, who refreshed at any time and place, affected his journey... He gradually began to get used to traveling with someone else.

"I sometimes wonder why a hundred-dollar tobacco and a one-dollar tobacco can come from the same plant."

Chapter 80 Sorry, Gotham, I’m about to blow you up again.

He put the cigarettes Lei Xiaogu brought with him next to the ones he rolled, compared them, and answered himself: "Oh, yes, capital."

He looked up at Lei Xiaogu and said, "You've been visiting me less frequently lately... What's wrong? Were you seduced by Wayne?"

"Bruce is a very good student." Lei Xiaogu said.

"I like him too." Lucian gestured, "You have no idea what I did to him when he was so young."

What did he do? Just a prank.

"I killed his parents," Lucien said.

Lei Xiaogu:?

He obviously understood the situation in Gotham and reacted: "Are you Joe Chel?"

"That's the name the owl gave me." Lucian leaned back slightly in his chair. "I still prefer to be called Lucian."

……

The murderer who killed a couple with his own hands has been following his only remaining child for more than ten years.

Sounds like a horror story.

But this also made Lei Xiaogu understand Lucian's entry point. He said:

"I'm planning on Wayne having a baby."

It's Damian.

Lucian looked at him with great interest: "I am looking forward to his birth."

"This is a child born by my daughter...will you be his godfather?"

Lucien listened to these words and had to admit that he hesitated.

Become the godfather of Batman's own son.

"Of course I am willing, but..." His tongue rubbed against his teeth: "It's not enough."

This time it is no longer just denial.

Lei Xiaogu said a lot based on this point, but the temptation was still not strong enough, and finally forced him to say: "I can use your genes to mix with Bruce's genes and give birth to a child that belongs only to you two."

Lucian: “…”

He opened his mouth, but didn't utter a single syllable. After a long moment, he covered half of his face with one hand and couldn't help laughing.

"...You must have misunderstood something...I followed Bruce because I'm a psychopath. I've been with him for ten years because I'm mentally ill. I'm not a copper smelter!"

"And I want to be his child's godfather purely because it would give me an orgasm, not because I want to orgasm with him..."

Lucien really didn't know how to express his inner feelings. He just felt it was both reasonable and ridiculous.

"I don't know why you have such thoughts...but it's better not to think about it anymore."

"This is for you." Lucian pointed at Lei Xiaogu, then at himself: "This is for me." Then he pointed in another direction: "This is for him."

“…’s reputation has been damaged.”

Lucien enjoys laughing at Bruce, but that doesn't mean he enjoys laughing at himself.

If Lei Xiaogu had really done this, Lucian would have felt that he could be named Luther 2.0.

By then, I'm afraid someone will say that the "L" in their names "Lu" stands for love and life.

"It was just a joke, don't react so strongly." Lei Xiaogu smiled: "Or is there anything you want?"

Lucien didn't answer but asked, "You are planning to have a child with Wayne blood... Is he planning to return to Gotham?"

Lei Xiaogu nodded.

……

Batman is about to be born.

……

Lucian had to prepare for this:

"I have something I want to work with you on."

"Please say."

"Nuke Gotham."

……

This is what Lucian has been thinking about. Since the Flash said that this universe is gradually transforming into a positive universe, this is equivalent to snatching food directly from Barbatos' mouth.

It is bound to attract attacks.

At the last moment, -22 used the dust produced by the nuclear explosion to weaken the impact of the dark power.

This method also works for this universe.

……

Lucian recalled the ideals promoted by the Assassin's League and explained, "...I actually agree with your philosophy. I believe that evil should be punished by death."

"You've seen Gotham, haven't you? I was born there, lived there, and escaped from there... I can tell you very clearly that it's hopeless. It's the place where the world's evil is concentrated, and in the magical field, it's also a low-lying area of ​​dark energy."

"I've wanted to blow it up for a long time."

"If you're willing to let a nuclear bomb explode in Gotham..." Lucian raised his head, his bony neck revealing a sense of fragility, his Adam's apple rolling. "I'm willing to share the secret of immortality with you."

……

Is it tempting?

For Lei Xiaogu, who relies heavily on the Lazarus Pool for his life, this has a fatal attraction.

……

"it is good."

He agreed.

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Sitting in the reception room of the Assassin's League branch, Lucian lowered his eyes and drank the black tea in his hand:

"I know two ways."

"The first option is to seek out the Court of Owls. They have electrum there, which can also grant a person a similar ability to immortality. The downside is that the host needs to be in a cryogenic state... This could complement the Lazarus Pool and might be helpful."

"The second method is still your Lazarus Pool... My immortality is due to this, and the reason I'm not dependent on it is that I'm enduring a concentrated version of it... something called the Dionysus Factor."

Mist rose from the black tea. "I don't know the purification method, so you'll need to research it yourself. If successful, the Dionysus factor will accumulate in an organ in the body and won't be triggered unless there's fatal danger."

"Which organ?"

"spine."

……

Lucian was not worried that his spine would be stripped off and he would end up like the Joker. His immortality was twofold.

"Dionysian Factor" and "Illusion of Immortality".

……

"I will cooperate with your research in the future. Now, let's talk about the nuclear bomb." Lucian looked at Lei Xiaogu, who was in a higher position, and showed a malicious smile:

"Wayne will definitely declare his sovereignty over Gotham one day after returning to that city... My idea is to detonate it the second he declares his sovereignty."

"Okay." Lei Xiaogu's eyes were calm. "The nuclear bomb has been transported to the high seas. I will hand over the detonation button to you in seven days."

Lucien shook his head slightly: "I need insurance."

He is still the same, without the tacit understanding between smart people, and what they are talking about is still trust.

"I need enough gunpowder, and I have to get back to Gotham before Bruce leaves."

……

This left Lei Xiaogu with very little time to research Lucian's immortality, but he nodded: "No problem."

……

There is a nuclear power plant in Gotham. If the nuclear bomb is not launched successfully, Lucian can use the bomb to detonate the nuclear power plant to ensure the smooth progress of the plan.

After finalizing the details of the plan, Lucian said goodbye to Lei Xiaogu and left with the experimenter who had been standing silently beside him.

Chapter 81 Good morning, Gotham!

What do researchers enjoy most about studying the human body?

An experimental subject with no taboos and no chance of death.

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Lucian experienced his stomach being cut open and his internal organs exposed to the air.