Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

"Is there anyone here who isn't drunk?"

Zhou Li took a deep breath, comforted himself, and then communicated: "It means someone who can still communicate normally."

"Hickey... gurgle."

After making a meaningless cry, the sand scorpion man swayed from side to side with unreal steps, as if he had a gyroscope on his body to avoid falling. He trotted to the side quickly and strangely and knocked on the door of a small wooden house.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

After three knocks on the door, the Sand Scorpion Man remained motionless, holding his anus flexed and hands raised.

For a long time, there was still no sound in the house.

The Sand Scorpion, who realized it belatedly, hammered his hands, then tilted his head back in sudden realization and suddenly shouted:

"The suspect escaped Aa ...

Zhou Li was confused.

Suddenly, a large group of Sand Scorpions came out of the main building and spread out like a group of Indians, filling the entire yard.

"Where's the suspect? Why did the suspect run away?!"

"He ran away?!"

"He committed such a heinous crime and yet he ran away?! He has no shame! I always told you that creatures that can mate with goats can't be trusted! This suspect is so shameless!"

"Wait, where did we get our suspect?"

"Isn't that the suspect in the house?"

"He was beaten in front of more than 20 people. Shouldn't he be a criminal?"

"Oh! He's a criminal! The criminal ran away, how could the suspect run away?"

"Oh, the suspect didn't get away."

After hearing the last Sand Scorpion's summary, many of them sighed, saying that the suspect hadn't escaped and why were they shouting? Then they linked arms around each other and went back to the main building to get drunk and dream.

The Sand Scorpion who had invented the suspect's escape stood there blankly, as if his left brain was questioning his right brain, while his right brain wanted his large intestine to think. After a moment, he nodded confidently and said in a deep voice:

"It turns out I was wrong."

Zhou Li felt a little helpless. He now had some understanding for the Sand Scorpion. If Zhou Li played a pair of aces at the poker table and the Sand Scorpion directly pulled out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Zhou Li would also be furious.

What is the structure of these people's brains? Is it connected to the intestines?

"By the way, what's your name?"

After several minutes, the drunken Sand Scorpion finally remembered to ask Zhou Li's name.

"Zhou Li."

Zhou Li also answered.

"Oh, Zhou Li..."

Sand Scorpion EXE is running.

"Oh! Zhou Li."

The Sand Scorpion suddenly reacted and exclaimed in surprise, "Jeanne eats mud duck!"

"You are so disgusting..."

Before he could even utter the word "heart", the Sand Scorpion Man's blue scorpion tail shot out, piercing Zhou Li's shoulder. He then drew a short bayonet and stumbled towards Zhou Li in an extremely uncoordinated manner.

The scorpion's tail was within a few centimeters of Zhou Li, yet he couldn't move. He grasped the detached tail and gently squeezed it, shattering it. At that moment, the Sand Scorpion's puppet-like, rigid gait made his every move unpredictable. Like a raging drunk, it slammed into Zhou Li.

Reach out and hold the other person's face.

Boom! ! !

"Drunken and violent!"

Although the square-toed Sand Scorpion was pressed into the sand, he still called out his words. Some words require explanation, but for this Sand Scorpion, simply stating his name was the explanation.

It’s so easy to guess.

The next second, the stench of fermented protein erupted from the Sand Scorpion's mouth, while his body suddenly expanded an extra dimension. Instantly, the Sand Scorpion unleashed a tremendous force, yanking his head from the sand by the neck.

Then Zhou Li stepped on him back.

"I... don't accept it! Second rage!"

After erupting in a furious roar, the Sand Scorpion's body expanded by another dimension, his muscles bulging with veins, his entire body turning red and purple like a roasted prawn. This time, his strength far surpassed that of before, and he forcibly yanked his head from the sand.

Then Zhou Li stepped on him back.

"I think I'm a bit of a bully."

Zhou Li looked at the Sand Scorpion who continued to try to pull out the radish with a complicated expression, and said with a hint of pity, "Don't you realize that if you pull your head out, I'll step on you back? Don't you Sand Scorpions all know how to sand dive?"

"I won't!"

The Sand Scorpion of Tujianmai roared righteously, "There's something wrong with my brain. My left and right senses are wrong! I can't learn to sand dive at all."

Wow, that's so reasonable.

After a brief hesitation, Zhou Li couldn't help but ask, "Since your left and right are opposite, why didn't you go right when they told you to go left during sand diving practice?"

The Sand Scorpion's struggle suddenly stopped. After a moment, the Sand Scorpion said hesitantly, "Ah? Ah."

The next second, the Sand Scorpion Man buried in the soil instantly dived into the desert and burst into a surprised laugh, "Oh! I dived!"

Zhou Li sighed, stretched out his hand with a complicated look, and pulled out the sand scorpion man who was only concerned about his head and not his butt, whose butt was still outside the cricket pupa.

"Thank you."

Looking at the innocent eyes of the Sand Scorpion Man, Zhou Li was unsure whether or not to hold him accountable for attacking him. He was, after all, performing acrobatics the entire time, quite the spectacle.

You said you wouldn't pursue it, but he did attack me. Although he didn't kill me, it was a signal to start a war. Thinking of this, Zhou Li slapped the Sand Scorpion man, and he instantly fainted from happiness.

At this moment, a clear voice sounded from behind Zhou Li.

"Human, what brings you to my mansion?"

Zhou Li turned around and found a tanned, voluptuous woman in a leather jacket standing behind him. The revealing clothing made her look particularly hot, while the thin golden lines added to her mysterious and wild beauty.

"Your...mansion?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then threw the Sand Scorpion aside and asked politely, "Isn't this a mental hospital?"

"What's the difference?"

Hearing this, the Sand Scorpion woman didn't get angry. Instead, she glanced at the Sand Scorpion man lying on the ground and said nonchalantly, "Isn't being unruly and free in the face of the secular world the embodiment of mental illness?"

After hearing such philosophical words, Zhou Li immediately made a judgment.

This is a creature that COSPLAYs as a Sand Scorpion with a scorpion tail, and it has a structure that is difficult for a Sand Scorpion to possess - a brain.

"Don't even think about it. I'm a purebred Sand Scorpion. My tail is attached to the third structure of my tailbone. Do you want me to take it off and show you?"

After giving a provocative look, the woman tied the camel to a pillar by the courtyard wall. While adjusting the camel's saddle, she asked without turning around, "Are you Victoria's student? Did Victor specifically ask you to redeem his Zhou Li?"

"Ah."

Zhou Li nodded, looked at the golden rune on the other party's lower back, and asked, "Wild Rune?"

"You know a lot, you've read a lot of books, you're worthy of being a student of the academy."

Her left hand on her waist, revealing a large area of ​​milky smooth skin, she looked at Zhou Li and raised her right hand to hook him. "My name is Sha Yun, I'm the leader of the Sand Scorpion Clan, and I'm also the unlucky person who was inexplicably beaten by your principal."

"Then what about your men beating me up for no apparent reason?"

Zhou Li half-smiled and moved his fingers.

"Of course I'm here to apologize."

Reaching out, she pulled out a ten-denier gold imperial scroll from her ample possessions. It was still warm and fragrant, and she stuffed it into Zhou Li's hand. Sha Yun puffed out her chest slightly, her voice soft and sweet, "If you think it's too little, I have more here."

"But it doesn't necessarily have to be about money~"

As she thrust out her chest, the fullness and tenderness trembled slightly.

Victor, I take that back.

You really deserve to die.

Chapter 16 No need to talk

Can't say big.

But it is moist.

Very moist.

It is not the kind of meaningless, gimmicky, and incongruous bigness for the sake of being big, but a kind of perfect line that matches everything. Every arc is the most beautiful and fitting, which is pleasing to the eye and can't be taken away.

"A perfect trio of wild runes."

Retracting his gaze, Zhou Li exclaimed in admiration, "The runes are interlocking, the lines are perfect, and the runes are smooth to the extreme. No magic power or spiritual energy is wasted. This kind of wild rune can usually only be engraved by a master-level druid, and it takes at least a month of full dedication."

"That's all you care about?"

The Sand Scorpion girl named Sha Yun was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Zhou Li with some strangeness, "Can't you see anything else?"

"E."

Zhou Li said calmly, "There are no traces of acquired factors, nor any sagging. The straight and curved curve is truly unique and top-notch."

"That's great. At least you understand that women like to be praised, especially beautiful women."

The Sand Scorpion's smile was bright, but Sha Yun's was particularly elegant and enchanting. She walked over to Zhou Li, leaning sideways. Her sweet, honey-like scent permeated Zhou Li's surroundings. She leaned sideways, occupying the relatively wide doorway, bringing them very close. She narrowed her eyes, carefully studying Zhou Li's face, her lips curling slightly.

"A perfect body, a brilliant mind, and a pleasing appearance."

Licking the corner of her lips, which were not bright red, without leaving any trace, Sha Yun hooked Zhou Li's sleeve, turned around, and pulled him into the door. "But you should not be interested in this now."

"It's not impossible."

Zhou Li grabbed Sha Yun's wrist, his face full of justice and love, "I'm very strong."

"You are indeed very interesting."

With her chin tilted up, her perfect curves were on full display. Sha Yun looked at Zhou Li with a smile, then pulled him towards the mansion. Zhou Li followed her calmly, moving forward with unwavering determination.