Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

He pointed at You Linglian and asked calmly and numbly:

"Do you think I'd fuck a refrigerator?"

Also.

"Okay, Ms. Lanling."

After the screen icon changed, You Linglian gently said to Lan Ling, "Please lie down here. I will perform some initial pain relief and adjustments on your body to prevent your injuries from getting worse."

"Let me ask..."

Lan Ling's face suddenly flushed slightly, but she maintained her rocker's optimistic and shameless attitude and asked, "Do you want money? All my money is in my guitar case... I'm completely broke right now."

"Your injuries will cost one pawn of gold and five pawns of silver (1200)."

You Linglian stretched out her A1A2 basic arms, forming a hospital bed that perfectly fit Lan Ling's body shape and placed it in front of her. She then said, "But Zhou Li is my perfect target. As his friend, you can enjoy free medical care."

"Yes, we are good friends."

Lan Ling nodded firmly.

Then she turned her head and whispered to Zhou Li, "I'm sorry, benefactor. For now, we can just be friends. I'll call you benefactor after I get the violin case back."

Wait, when did the title of benefactor appear?

Before Zhou Li could correct Lan Ling's wrong thoughts, Lan Ling lay obediently on the hospital bed, calm and motionless.

"Okay, I'll be performing a one-hour and forty-five-minute operation. You will be given physical anesthesia during the operation, and I won't be responsible for any accidents that aren't technical issues. Ms. Lan Ling, do you agree to my treatment?"

Good civilized treatment.

Lan Ling, accustomed to the desert doctor's "can't kill, can run, that means he's cured," was stunned. She hadn't expected this refrigerator to have such medical ethics. After a brief moment of surprise, Lan Ling said, "I know everything. Please operate on me."

"Okay, next is the physical anesthesia phase."

An arm stretched out, and a syringe appeared at the end of it. The moment Lan Ling's attention was drawn to the syringe, the bed beneath her head trembled hundreds of times.

Lan Ling fell into a coma.

"Zhou Li, whose sexual fetish is perfect breasts and who doesn't like flat breasts, the next surgery will involve stripping. Do you want to watch?"

You Linglian asked Zhou Li.

"Don't have such a long prefix next time."

Zhou Li said with a dark face: "Hurry up and have the surgery."

"Okay, big breasts lover Zhou Li."

The two arms immediately transformed into cylindrical walls, tightly surrounding the operating table, leaving no gaps. Soon, the sound of a chainsaw echoed from within the cylindrical wall.

"Who is being tortured in the torture chambers of Hell?"

Victor, who was passing by, heard the sound of a chainsaw cutting and couldn't help but ask the person next to him.

"do not know."

The man beside him shrugged. "Who knew that blind first-year student would go looking for death without reading the guide?"

"Besides Zhou Li, who else can withstand the chainsaw surgery?"

Chapter 36 Emotion

Lan Ling felt like she was having a horrible nightmare.

In this nightmare, it seemed as if his body was decomposed by some strange being, and then the other party used chainsaws, axes, hammers, and rotating blades to continuously transform his body. There were also all kinds of strange tentacles reaching into his body, pulling out his nerves and then stitching them up.

"what!"

Lan Ling suddenly woke up and found that her body was firmly fixed to the bed. She subconsciously thought she was still dreaming, but when she saw the refrigerator being repaired, Lan Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Then take a deep breath.

She looked at her arms, which were covered with metal plates, and blinked in surprise.

"You can think of it as a kind of support, preventing you from causing irreversible damage to your muscle texture due to short-term movements."

With her comprehensive visual sensors, You Linglian knew what Lan Ling was looking at without even turning her head. "You still need ten minutes of body adjustments. I'll also give you a preliminary cleanse. Otherwise, even if you have the advantage of a naturally fragrant body, it won't be able to mask the smell of not having showered in days."

"Thank you."

Lan Ling also relaxed at this time and lay calmly on the hospital bed that fit her body shape.

Much more comfortable than a sand pit.

"Ms. You Linglian, where is Zhou Li?"

After a moment, Lan Ling suddenly remembered that she had an escort and asked curiously.

"Perfect Zhou Li should go buy some food. According to observation, both you and he haven't eaten for over seventeen hours and need to replenish your energy."

You Linglian opened the joints of her B2 arm and began the lubrication maintenance phase. "Your recent diet should be high in energy and calories. Don't worry, your physique can perfectly consume most of the calories from food, so there is no risk of gaining weight."

"It doesn't matter if I gain weight."

Lan Ling didn't have any idea about this. Lying on the hospital bed, she couldn't help but ask curiously, "Ms. You Linglian, why do you call Zhou Li the perfect Zhou Li?"

"Because he's perfect."

Putting down the lubricant in her hand, You Linglian turned the screen to Lan Ling. She smiled and said, "He is the most perfect being I have ever seen among all the humans. Whether it is body or soul, Zhou Li possesses absolute perfection that even mechanical ascension cannot achieve."

Lan Ling was stunned. She had never expected that this refrigerator that could perform surgery would have such a high opinion of Zhou Li. At this point, Zhou Li had become shrouded in mystery in her mind, making Lan Ling unable to help but feel curious about him.

What kind of family could raise such a bizarre psychopath?

Why does it always feel a bit similar to my mental state?

Click.

Pushing open the door of the medical room, Zhou Li glanced at the unlucky student who had completely fainted, then walked to Lan Ling carrying two lunch boxes.

"how's it going?"

Pulling out a chair and sitting on it, Zhou Li looked at Lan Ling and said, "Although You Linglian's medical skills are a bit blunt, they are very effective."

After a pause, Zhou Li added, "At least it's very effective in saving lives."

Is there any difference between the two?

Along with the sound of machinery, the restraints on Lan Ling's hands and feet disappeared. She slowly sat up, felt her new body, and said in surprise:

"I feel great. Even some hidden injuries have been repaired."

"Please trust the medical technology of the Pilot Republic."

With a formal smile, the refrigerator lady said to Lan Ling: "Your injuries have fully recovered and no medical advice is needed."

Iron Pilot Republic?

Due to the existence of the World Code, communication between the various kingdoms was rare. Lan Ling didn't know much about this kingdom known as the Land of Iron and Wisdom. However, You Linglian's medical skills were so exceptional that Lan Ling noticed this strangely named kingdom.

"for you."

Zhou Li handed Lan Ling a key with a nameplate engraved with number 312. "Victoria's dormitories are all single-family wooden houses. My neighbor was abused by his spirit creature some time ago and won't be back anytime soon. You can stay in his house for now."

“Just having a place to stay is enough.”

Lan Ling said gratefully, "Thank you very much."

"No need to be polite to me."

Zhou Li placed the lunch box on the table next to Lan Ling and said, "This is a specialty of our cafeteria: mashed potatoes with potatoes. Of course, this will be your specialty every day in Victoria."

Lan Ling said it didn't matter. She had two requirements for quality of life. One was that no one would die. The other was that no one would be killed. And Victoria's stable environment was already considered...

boom! ! ! !

Outside the window, a ten-meter-long barbed sandworm suddenly emerged, and the poisonous quicksand in its mouth spread instantly.

"Sandworm!!!"

Lan Ling subconsciously reached for her waist, but found that her pick and guitar were not there. She anxiously prepared to look for a weapon, and then she saw Zhou Li starting to fight fiercely with Mashed Potato.

"Zhou Li, this is a sandworm!"

Pointing out the window, Lan Ling asked in astonishment, "Is there no one in charge?"

The sandworm began to wander around the ground, rubbing against the toxic quicksand it had vomited. It was visibly relaxed, very relaxed. Then, it found a sand pit filled with foam ocean balls and began to entertain itself.

"Don't worry about it."

Zhou Li sighed after eating half of his mashed potatoes and said, "Victoria's site is located right below the lair of the Sandworm Queen. We chose this place because the land is so cheap that no one would want it even if it were given away for free. The first principal negotiated with the Sandworm Queen, and they allowed us to build a school on her lair, and also built a parent-child playground for the Sandworm Queen and her daughter."

Pointing to the sandy area outside the medical room covered with various balls, Zhou Li said, "The ocean ball court, the favorite playground of the Sandworm Queen's daughter."

Lan Ling was silent.

She suddenly felt that Victoria was a weird place that was a bit outrageous. She had lived in the royal city for more than ten years, but she had never encountered as many weird things in Victoria in one day.

"After you finish eating, you can go to the public bathhouse to take a shower and change clothes. I asked my friend to prepare a set for you and put it at the front desk of the bathhouse."

Zhou Li stood up and said to Lan Ling, "You should adjust first. I'm going to the principal's office. If you feel uncomfortable or unaccustomed to anything, remember to tell me. My magic code number is..."

Looking at the empty Lan Ling, Zhou Li sighed and said, "My dormitory number is 314. If you need anything, just come to me. I'm going to go get the magic book back from Victor. Otherwise, I won't be able to move around Victoria without it."

"it is good."

Lan Ling nodded. There was no point in saying too many words of gratitude. She had already started thinking about how to repay Zhou Li.

After Zhou Li left, the refrigerator lady came over.

"As far as I can remember, Zhou Li has never shown this level of kindness to anyone of the opposite sex."

A gentle smile appeared on Dian Leng's face. "Flat-chested and hip-hipped guitarist, Zhou Li probably wants to exchange genetic material with you."

If it were an ordinary woman, her reaction would probably be shyness or anger. But Lan Ling was different. She just shook her head calmly and said:

“No, it won’t.”

"My database shows that Zhou Li's eyes, breathing, and heartbeat all show abnormal changes when he looks at you. Based on emotional interaction, he has enough affection for you that you two might develop a relationship where you can exchange genetic material."

The refrigerator said firmly.

"No, absolutely not."

Lan Ling took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled, saying confidently, "That kind of look is definitely not the kind of look you see between a man and a woman."