Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

"Oh my god."

Zhou Li was shocked. "If this thing were made into an aphrodisiac, wouldn't it sell like crazy?"

"what?"

Mogen was stunned for a moment, "Really."

"Okay, I remember it."

Zhou Li nodded, and then he brought his zombie team into a small room.

This battle will classify the zombies. Ordinary zombies are zombies that have no special abilities and can only fight head-on, but they look completely different and have their own unique abilities.

Combat zombies are zombies with outstanding abilities and the ability to crush enemies. The number of these zombies is limited, and too many cannot be summoned in a short period of time.

There are also stealth zombies, which are either able to fly, attack by surprise, or dig tunnels. These zombies are rare, but one can often change the situation in battle.

Now, Zhou Li's team has forty ordinary zombies, ten combat zombies and two hidden zombies, which is more in line with his choice at the time.

"Captain... burp."

An ordinary zombie burped right after he spoke. Apparently, he had just finished his meal.

"What to eat?"

Zhou Li asked curiously.

"Chocolate Tower."

The zombie said shyly, "I am a scarab zombie."

"Okay, stop talking."

Zhou Li stopped the other party, and then he began to mobilize the troops in front of the station.

"Just do it and that's it."

Zhou Li said lazily, "If you can't beat me, I'll cover for you. It's that simple."

"Ok?"

A combat zombie carrying an iron bucket stood up and asked, "Captain, you are a little too confident."

"I'm the vice-president of the Student Union at Victoria College."

Zhou Li said calmly: "He is also the current captain of Victoria's security team."

The more experienced zombie was in awe.

"You can do it then."

He said, "I'll do whatever you say."

Looking at his other ignorant companions, the barrel zombie sighed and said, "Let's put it this way, the captain is the only one in Victoria's class who was able to find a formal job right after graduation."

"You should have said so earlier."

The other zombies breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you are simply superhuman."

Sometimes, the reputation of "Lü Bu in the world" is not as intimidating as "a mop covered in shit".

The latter thing sounds scary.

If you tell others that you are a graduate of a combat academy or a top student of some spiritual vocational academy, these practical-minded zombies will definitely sneer at you.

But it's different for Victoria, whose method of deciding the vice president is a round-robin + group fight + survival in the wild. Being able to survive in a hellish environment where you have to study and transform the environment for every kind of sandworm is not something that ordinary people can do.

What's more, you can find a job.

Soon, thanks to Zhou Li's cannibalism and social skills, the zombies were standing at attention. Zhou Li also beat two of the more troublesome ones into sharp, almost as sharp heads as Arnold's. An hour later, Mogen found Zhou Li.

"let's go."

He said: "The holy war between zombies and plants has begun."

"We won't lose."

The Sunflower Queen stood in the darkness. She stood shoulder to shoulder with Lan Ling, looking at the looming figure in the thick fog. She said in a deep voice, "We must protect the plants and protect our home."

Raising her own leaves, Sunflower Queen Dave roared:

"Plants fucked the entire zombie family to death, and they were invincible!"

What the hell?

Lan Ling on the side was confused.

You plants are not very civilized. This organization name is a bit discordant.

But she had clearly underestimated the plants' hatred for zombies, and a sea of ​​cries filled the air. Although there was no sunlight at this moment, the carbon dioxide absorbed by the plants and the oxygen they exhaled spread throughout the surroundings. As a human being, Lan Ling was happy at this moment.

Oxygen intoxicated.

"Start the war!"

The Sunflower Queen roared, and the zombies' roars resounded through the sky.

Happy April Fools' Day

Take a day off tomorrow, go for a checkup, and take some anti-inflammatory and choleretic tablets.

Chapter 102 Calculation

Dark night, thick fog.

These two factors loomed over the garden, making it clearly not a good environment for plant growth. Zombies, who preferred darkness and dampness, thrived here like fish in water, and the dry wood was full of fire.

“It’s not a preference.”

Shaking his head, Mogen looked at the Misty Garden not far away and said in a deep voice, "You know, the essence of us living dead is a dead core. The dead core needs to be kept moist, otherwise we will suffer from bone cracks and dry skin."

"Oh."

Zhou Li nodded and concluded, "You are a humidifier that dries up at any time, right?"

After a long silence, Morgan exclaimed:

"Fuck me."

"Oh my, I cursed."

Zhou Li said with a grin, "Who's the first one to go up?"

"it's me."

Closing the newspaper from 165 years ago, Lao Deng stood up and said coldly, "I'll do it."

"Second Master, you?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment and asked, "Aren't you a top expert? You're going to take on this simple difficulty level?"

“This is the wisdom of the ancients.”

Erye said calmly, "Ordinary people would think this is the easiest battle for the zombies, so they would think we are sending a weak team. Then, they would send strong men to ambush us, causing us to lose this simplest battle."

"I'm quite familiar with the Queen of the Plant Empire. She's a sinister and cunning person, so she's definitely going to have this idea."

Pushing up his tattered and useless glasses, the Second Master said indifferently, "She thought she was on the second floor, but I'm actually on the third floor."

After saying that, Erye picked up the newspaper and resolutely walked into the black fog with his team.

On the battlefield, the sunflowers that produce sunlight stand guard, while the combat plants hide among them, waiting for the terrifying enemy to attack.

They are coming.

There came a whisper like from hell in my ears, vague and terrifying.

With its bloody mouth gaping, its giant body covered in staggering bloodstains, the burly zombie slowly emerged from the shadows, its terrifying face tinged with an aura that left one speechless.

Behind him were dozens of strange zombies, armed with weapons and wearing armor, their hideous appearances terrifying.

The sunflowers raised their heads bravely.

Then I was scared and cried.

“Wu ...!!!”

The little sunflowers immediately burst into tears and hugged their heads.

These sunflowers are very strong, but the prerequisite is that they must be strong in a battle of equal strength. They must have the protection of the nut wall in front and the cover of peas, so that they can concentrate on producing sunshine.

But here's the thing.

Where are my fucking teammates?

"It's over."

Zhou Li looked at the few combat plants in the garden, as well as the typical disposable sunflowers, with a solemn expression and a heavy tone as he said, "It's Tian Ji's horse race."

"race?"

Mogen, who was squatting beside him, was stunned for a moment, "Where did the horse come from?"

"Second Master's horse is probably going to be lost."

Zhou Li sighed. He looked at the sullen-faced Second Master in the garden and said, "It's obvious that the other side intends to give this battle to us. They haven't prepared to resist at all. They'll just use some consumables like sunflowers as a token of their respect. Let's just send out Second Master Ma, our strongest and most elite one. Tell me, how should we fight from now on?"

The victorious commander cannot participate in the second battle.

Thinking of this rule, Mogen's face turned not so good.

Although he didn't know what Tian Ji's horse racing was, nor did he know that Erye's horse had died hundreds of years ago, but this time, Erye was indeed tricked.

Now, the second master, who originally had the strongest strength and ability, appeared in this simplest episode, and then they lost a general who was fully capable of breaking through the enemy lines.

"What should I do?"

Mogen stood up and said anxiously, "The enemy has suffered almost no casualties. We are using a cannon to kill a mosquito."

"And what about this proverb?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then said nonchalantly, "Forget it, don't worry about it. It's already like this."

Mogen also calmed down, sighed and said, "Yeah, let's just consider it a sure win."