Instantly, Bai Dongdong understood why Zhou Li was so persistent. Even if this wasn't Zhou Li's sister, he definitely wouldn't have done it.
We can't just be buddies.
"Hello."
Facing her brother's friend, Lan Ling said politely: "My name is Zhou Lanling, and I am Zhou Li's adopted sister."
"Oh, I've seen you before."
Bai Dongdong suddenly asked with great interest: "Are you the one who gets out of here? The lead singer of the band, Hate Yin?"
Lan Ling nodded, "Yes, I am."
"Thanks a lot."
Bai Dongdong sighed, "Although you were very cooperative on stage, I always felt like you were very tired in the gravity field."
"friend."
Holding Bai Dongdong's hand tightly, Lan Ling said in a trembling voice as if she were making a pilgrimage: "You are the one who can be my lifelong best friend!"
"I understand, I understand everything."
Patting the back of Lan Ling's hand, Bai Dongdong radiated a maternal glow and said kindly, "It must be painful to work with a group of women suspected of or diagnosed with mental illness and to maintain friendships with them."
How do you know so much?
Zhou Li on the side was shocked.
"Why do you think I came to you now?"
Bai Dongdong looked at Zhou Li beside him and said gently, "Of course it's because I couldn't beat my dear classmates five years ago."
Zhou Li was shocked.
"It's hard to describe to you though."
After a long silence, Zhou Li asked, "I'm going to ask a question now."
"Apart from the abstract, are you doing well in other aspects?"
"If you ignore my witch master who appears gentle, kind, beautiful and generous but actually wants to be with me forever, and a group of other witch classmates who don't envy me but want to sleep with me..."
After a pause, Bai Dongdong said solemnly:
“It’s not going well.”
Chapter 118 Bai Dongdong's Ambition
Bai Dongdong lived next door to Zhou Li.
There's no way, she's too rich.
"I earn 500 gold coins a year just from my three magic patents. Furthermore, as a high-level magician, I receive a certain amount of subsidies."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, revealing her smooth, white legs and slightly curled rosy toes, Bai Dongdong said nonchalantly, "Although magicians have high expenses, they usually go towards experiments, and a lot of that can be reimbursed. If the experiments yield results, you can make a lot of money."
Putting down the comb, Bai Dongdong ruffled his short red hair, then pulled out a card and tossed it to Zhou Li: "There are still two hundred gold in it, which is the money you left for me back then."
"It's too much. It's like you're giving me alms."
Zhou Li gave a hypocritical smile and accepted the card, "But I just like being given alms."
"Hehe, a gigolo."
Bai Dongdong glanced at Zhou Li with a forced smile, then asked, "Are you poor now?"
"Poverty comparable to a curse."
Zhou Li sighed and said, "I don't know why, but I just can't save any money. No matter how much I save, it ends up being spent or disappearing inexplicably."
"really."
Bai Dongdong nodded.
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?"
"The price of crossing."
Pointing at himself and then at Zhou Li in front of him, Bai Dongdong said seriously, "We all lost a certain destiny because of time travel. What you lost is the destiny of wealth."
"You mean, you lost your destiny too?"
Zhou Li asked.
Bai Dongdong nodded heavily. "I've lost my destiny in love, so all the people around me are lesbians who want to finger me all day long."
?
"Why do you look so much like Lan Ling?"
Zhou Li asked after being stunned for a moment.
"who knows?"
Shrugging his shoulders, Bai Dongdong leaned back on the bed, stretched out his white and tender feet and kicked Zhou Li's thigh, "When are you ready to leave?"
"The day after tomorrow."
Zhou Li checked the time and said, "Can you make it? We haven't bought the plane ticket or the passport yet. Is it too late?"
"of course."
Turning over, Bai Dongdong pulled out a still-warm booklet from his arms and said with a grin, "This passport is universally accepted. Not only can they not block my entry to the Colorful City, but even the Iron Pilot Republic can't."
"So stupid?"
Zhou Li took the certificate in surprise and asked, "Give me one too."
"Dream on~"
Bai Dongdong grabbed a handful of candy, stuffed it into his mouth, and said, "This thing is only awarded to agents of the School of Truth. Even if you join, you won't get it~"
“It’s quite hard to get.”
Zhou Li casually tossed the ID to Bai Dongdong, then he took a look at Bai Dongdong's hair and asked curiously, "Also, what's with your hair?"
"magic."
With a snap of his fingers, Bai Dongdong's short red hair immediately transformed into the white hair Zhou Li was familiar with, a white hair with a silver arc. "This is my own patented magic. Don't think it's useless. The profit alone is 200 gold a year."
"You really are here to make money."
Zhou Li said in amazement, "I didn't expect that you are doing much better than me in this world."
"Not that much~"
Waving his hand, Bai Dongdong said, "The fact that you can survive in a place like this for so long is enough to prove that you are better than me."
After that, Bai Dongdong asked curiously, "So, Zhou Li, what exactly are your strengths?"
"Psychicism."
Zhou Li played a clichéd joke as usual, and then summoned his three starter Pokémons: "Yellow Rat, Giant Fist Rock, and a pheromone cockroach girl."
"Wow~"
Bai Dongdong looked at the three alien creatures beside Zhou Li and exclaimed, "You have a wide range of attack methods, encompassing mind control, electricity attributes, earth attributes, and the summons' own strength. You can also coordinate elements while performing flank attacks.
Zhou Li and the three summoned creatures were silent.
"Your suspicious silence only makes me suspect that your method of attack is to pick up the three of them and beat them up."
Bai Dongdong said suspiciously.
"I've mispoken."
Zhou Li smiled confidently and said calmly, "I've never carried pheromones before."
"Oh~"
Nodding, Bai Dongdong said coldly, "So the other two are your weapons?"
The electric mouse head even left an afterimage.
My Lord, finally someone with discerning eyes has come!
"No way, this is my spiritual talent."
Zhou Li sighed and said, "A knight will never die with his bare hands."
"Your Job?"
"Spiritual Contract Master."
Bai Dongdong stood in awe and laughed loudly, "Awesome! The Spiritual Contract Master's talent is that the knight cannot die unarmed. You can become the leader of the Golden Joke Collection."
"Stop laughing."
Zhou Li pulled Bai Dongdong's face and said angrily, "Hurry up, Ms. Magic Master, can you think of a way to help me? Can you solve the problem of my spiritual power being only one?"
"destiny."
Bai Dongdong suddenly said seriously, "This is fate."
"What's the matter?"
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment. "Why are you suddenly talking nonsense? Weren't you an atheist before? Why are you talking about fate all the time now?"
"No, no, no, you don't know magic."
Shaking his head, Bai Dongdong jumped out of bed and said, "Do you know what the essence of magic is?"
"Don't lecture me, I'm kneeling down for you."
Zhou Li almost knelt down.
"1 and 0."
Bai Dongdong looked at Zhou Li and said in simple terms, "The essence of magic is programming. What we need to do is to combine the magic elements representing 0 and 1 into a working magic program."
“This statement is quite novel.”
Zhou Li nodded and asked, "So this thing has something to do with fate."
"Magic is programming, but what about spiritual power?"
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