"Wu~!"

The man with horrible makeup and a body like ribs laughed happily: "The man I've been waiting for is finally here!"

The man was waiting for a burly man wearing a tight vest and jeans, with an indescribable cape hanging on his head.

The strong man's laughter was not normal either.

"Hey, Tezcatlipoca, what do you think of the idea of ​​you wearing Abigail's swimsuit?"

"Aha, you're still considering this." Tezcatlipoca laughed. "When all is said and done, will you come to my place as the end of your journey?"

“That’s also under consideration.”

The meaning is very clear. He will come if Tezcatlipoca is dressed as a woman, and he won't come if he isn't.

"Tsk."

Tezcatlipoca said, "Come on, let's have a good fight. Winning or losing won't affect whether you can leave here, but I've been waiting for you for too long."

"With pure martial arts?"

"It's pure hunting and fighting. They are all underworld gods anyway. If they die, they will be teleported to the same place."

As Bai Ming spoke, he threw away his cloak and tore his vest.

"Well, since you're shirtless, I'll do it too."

Tezcatlica's smile is a signal of destruction, while Bai Ming's smile is a signal of a mental breakdown.

"I heard that Quetzal Khorat smashed you into the sea with a stone hammer, ushering in the end of the First Sun Age."

"I heard that when you didn't have enough magical power, you were beaten by an old white dragon and had to call your parents."

 Bai Ming and Tezcatlipoca greeted each other's dark history with a smile, and then fought without hesitation.

The sound of pistol gunfire continued, and Smoky Mirror Wuhu laughed wildly.

"Wu~Xiao! Bai Ming, this thing is much more comfortable than physical contact!"

"Hi, smoke and mirrors."

A whirring sound was heard, and Bai Ming took out his Gatling gun and fired wildly in the direction of the smoke mirror: "Six pure depleted uranium bullets, 3600 revolutions per breath, grass feed your mother!"

The Gatling gun, which had more powerful firepower than the smoke mirror's pistol, began to spit out fire snakes crazily, and the fierce bullets made the smoke fly everywhere.

"Wu! Come on! Come on! Come on! I prepared one after I saw you use it!"

The smoke mirror rushed into the smoke of the underworld, and then the sound of the Gatling gun spinning was heard.

The two guys who were qualified as candidates for the Grand Assassin started firing wildly at both sides with Gatling guns.

The blue and red tongues of flame shine against each other in the white smoke.

“Wryyyyy!!”

"Wu ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Two inhuman screams echoed in the thick fog.

Bullets condensed from magic kept falling on the two people. The two people were like well-known masochists. The more pain they felt in their bodies, the more excited they became. Strange cries kept echoing throughout the underworld.

“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

"No burden, no burden, no burden, no burden, no burden!"

Bai Ming and Yanwu Jing were indeed ruthless to each other, and all their bullets were fired at each other's faces.

After the bullets were fired, the two men rushed towards each other like old friends who had not seen each other for many years, punching, elbows, legs, knees, face and teeth.

It was like two wild beasts fighting each other, using everything they could to attack the other.

Of course, even so, the two of them didn't stop screaming for a moment.

The smoke mirror representing the impermanence of the world and Bai Ming, whose actions have no logic, are like finding a real brother. They keep fighting and then repairing each other.

It was unknown how long this battle would last, and Debit, standing in the distance, was momentarily torn. Should something like this be planned within the five minutes he had in mind? Or should he just awaken an ORT right now to help these two?

After thinking it over, Debit sat aside and watched quietly.

It was quite entertaining to watch the two of them fighting and screaming.

Debit thought about it silently, and finally took the initiative to initiate a liaison meeting for Group A. He couldn't be the only one to listen to the screams.

When the communication was connected, Jie Hinako didn't think twice and directly pulled Jin Qiang Yu to come to the meeting to take over.

Kirshtalia, Ophelia, Pepeloncino and even Cadoc fell into silence as they listened to the slow "giao!!!", "Wuhu~~", "Wryyy!", "Wuta!" and "Wuaoao!" on the Debit channel.

Finally, Ophelia couldn't help but ask, "Are you running a zoo?"

Debit: "Be careful, Bai Ming will come over and slap you twice. Bai Ming is playing with Tezcatepolica."

Jin Qiang Yu: "That man is completely crazy after all."

Kirshtalia: "After they finish playing, please tell Bai Ming that everything is stable in Olympus. With the help of the Ten Rings Goetia, there is no need for him to come. He can just play without worry."

PS: This book is probably going to end quickly and early.

It will be finished this month, and I will briefly explain why.

On the one hand, I feel like there is nothing left to write... On the other hand... Type-Moon and I have a conflicting horoscope. I've written several Type-Moon books, and I've been unlucky the whole time.

My mother died while I was writing the first Type-Moon, and my family was left penniless, along with some other things I'm too lazy to mention. (Not this account)

The second Type Moon book, I have an inexplicable mosquito allergy. Mosquitoes only bite me, and even mosquito coils don't work. My electric car tire blew out twice in one month, and there are all sorts of other things going on (for details, see the ending remarks of the previous Type Moon book, Type Moon, but it's not a normal expansion).

The third book, Reckless Man Moon, has over 200,000 words. Several of my family members have had major surgeries. There's not much to say.

The fourth Type Month book, which is this one, haha, is even more fucked up. I won't talk about the sadness of my balls. Anyway, I don't know how they were rubbed and bled. They were rubbed and bled when I wore underwear, and they were rubbed even when I didn't wear any. Then I experienced hypoglycemia at home because of a problem with the blood glucose meter. Right after that, I sprained my ankle, and then after my foot healed, I got a stomach cold. After the stomach cold, I got gastroenteritis, and then leg cramps, followed by a sprained ankle, loss of appetite, and diarrhea. Then I got a haircut today. My family didn't pay for the haircut before, so I paid for the medical expenses again.

Things never happen more than three times. I have to believe it even if I don't believe in it.

But when I don’t write about Type-Moon, nothing happens to me, and I even have good luck. Damn it, I can’t stand this miserable life anymore.

Humanity Frozen Volume: Chapter 37: Did he elope with Ort's heart?

The time came three months later.

After Tezcatlipoca and Bai Ming had their fun fighting, Bai Ming finally pinned Tezcatlipoca down, stripped him of all his ornaments, and then put on Abigail's women's clothing.

"Wryyyy!"

Bai Ming was very excited: "That's right! This is it! Your first time wearing women's clothes is from me, Jocelyn Bai Ming Brando!"

"Now you're wearing it, come here?"

Tezcatlipoca stood up helplessly and looked in the mirror. Hey, he looked pretty good in his clothes.

"You can come here often, but don't live here. It's boring."

"Then come and play often."

Smoke Mirror took two steps to the left, then two to the right. "I'll wear this from now on. It makes up for my lack of a Summer Spiritual Base. When that Abigail shows up at some Summer Singularity, I'll go with her wearing this."

“That’s very life-like.”

A screaming monster god from Wuhu appeared on the beach where Abigail was wearing the same swimsuit as Abigail.

No matter how you look at it, it was a fatal blow to Abigail herself.

"How are you going to deal with the problems caused by Marisbury next?"

Seeing the two men finish their fight, Debit walked over. Bai Ming said, "That's easy. Just switch the two worlds again, and then I'll destroy Chaldeas. Chaldeas has been moved from Chaldea anyway, and I've killed and tortured most of the alien apostles. The only one left is Olga Marie from another world."

"Well, then deal with it as soon as possible."

Debit was quite anxious. After all, with every day of delay, the possibility of human beings becoming the worst and most evil creatures in the entire universe of intelligent life increased.

Bai Ming deeply understood Debit's actions, so he didn't refuse. He immediately said, "First, we'll go to Olympus and capture Zeus the God of Unity and hand him over to Zeus of Pan-Human History. Then, we'll integrate these Lostbelts into a single planet, launch it, and then everything will be over."

Debit was a little confused by Bai Ming's words: "Including Ort?"

"Yes, launch Oort. He's an alien anyway, so there's nothing wrong with sending him back to space."

"What about the King of the Lostbelt?"

Bai Ming slapped his forehead, he had completely forgotten about Kukulkan.

"Oh yes, there is such a thing, Tezcatlipoca. Let's go and defeat the King of the Lostbelt."

"Kukulkan..."

Smoky Mirror, wearing Abigail's swimsuit, scratched his head. "You want a wife or not? Huitzilopochtli will give it to you."

"What do I want your sister for?" Bai Ming paused and asked, "Tezcatlipoca, you're not going to get Chilopochtli's wife again, are you? No, where did your sister get a wife? Is your sister a lesbian?"

"Emmmm, don't get so hung up on the Third Solar Era."

Tezcatlipoca said with certainty, "In any case, Chilopochtli was definitely not gay. It's just that sometimes when people offer sacrifices, they don't care whether their gods are male or female."

"alright."

"Then I'll find you a match."

In fact, Smoke Mirror simply wanted to give Bai Ming an extra layer of insurance, in case he ended up wearing Abigail's women's clothing and this guy chose to breach the contract and not come to Mictlan, and gave the useless Vicillopochitli to this guy, so that he would have a reason to call him to play with him.

"Don't think I don't know that it's an urban soul. Be careful or I'll turn you into the legendary First Sun Age."

It is said that the smoke mirror of the First Age had a broken leg, so it only had half a sun.

Smoke Mirror stopped moving.

"The soul of Huitzilopochtli is his skeleton, and the soul of Tlaloc, the god of rain and drought, is his skin. This is the Tlaloc of today. Regardless, entering the soul of a city directly is too unnatural."

"Would you care about this kind of thing?"

Debit made an inopportune complaint, and Bai Ming asked, "Why shouldn't I care?"

"They're all humanoids anyway, so it shouldn't make any difference to you, right?"

“There is a difference.”

Bai Ming was too lazy to continue arguing with Yanmiaojing about this matter. "Let's go, Debit, let's deal with Kukulkan first."

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