Whose Xingyue looks like you?

Bai Ming bowed respectfully: "Grandmaster, I pay my respects to you."

"If you go out and call me Grandmaster, I won't argue with you. That's the rule. There are no outsiders here. What should you call me?"

"Hey - Master is here."

In terms of seniority, Bai Ming's brothers include the Twelve Yuxu Immortals and even Jiang Ziya. From the moment he appeared, many powerful people figured out that Bai Ming should not have appeared.

Knowing that he was "Tian Yan Sijiu", Yuanshi Tianzun made an exception and accepted him as his disciple.

It's just that Bai Nian is still young and learns things quickly. Not long after he left, he ran away specifically for the purpose of gaining experience. Therefore, before leaving, he received a decree that he should not call his master "Master" outside. Except when he returned to Xuandu Yujing, he should call him "Ancestor" at other times.

So in Bai Ming's previous simulation in Britain, he directly led Yuanshi Tianzun over with just one sentence, "Yuanshi Anzhen".

Tianzun Dao:

"You are a naughty boy who knows how to stir up trouble and run around happily. Even if your brothers fight, you are still the only one who can stir up trouble. You just tease one and another. But everyone has their own opportunities. I will not say anything. You don't need to worry about Jian Yu Lei Shen."

Bai Ming nodded, not quite understanding, "Disciple, save that."

Chapter 49 System, I order you to seize the body of Yu Jian Lei Shen

[With Yuanshi Tianzun's support, you feel more at ease]

[In addition, Yuanshi Tianzun felt that it would be a pity for you to not practice refining weapons despite your talent for it, so he gave you the relevant knowledge of refining weapons.]

After bidding farewell to your master, you came up with a grand and earth-shattering plan.

You intend to completely replace Takemikazuchi. Shintoism and Taoism differ by only one character, and Taoism has the practice of conferring gods upon them. So you believe Shintoism was created by Daoism.

[But this matter cannot be handled casually. It needs to be considered carefully. Do you think you can ask the system what is the best way to replace it?]

System: No, brother? I'm just a graduate student, not your military advisor...

Bai Ming: Stop talking nonsense. Shintoism and Taoism have a connection. Can you give me some help quickly?

System: I will go ask my classmates, you guys take care of it first.

While Bai Ming was waiting for the system's answer, Sei Shonagon came skipping to Bai Ming's side.

"Hey, hey, Baibai, what are you thinking about?"

The girl's eyes flickered, and she waved some manuscripts in her hands, as if she wanted to get some interesting stories from Bai Ming. Bai Ming raised his eyebrows slightly:

"They say I'm Takemiya Raijin, do you think I am?"

"Ah~" Sei Shonagon cried out briefly, then leaned close to Bai Ming's ear and murmured, "I think so~ Even if it's not, in my heart it is~"

The girl handed the manuscript to Bai Ming while speaking: "See how I wrote it~"

"Even if I don't read what Nuozi writes, I know it's excellent."

Despite what he said, Bai Ming still took Sei Shonagon's manuscript and read it, then commented, "If others saw Noko's true face, they would definitely be heartbroken, right?"

"Hehe~"

Sei Shonagon giggled twice, she knew very well what Bai Ming meant by this.

For Sei Shonagon, her thoughts were too eccentric and her behavior too lively. If she had married another man...

In the Heian period, 99% of men were chauvinistic. Even the powerful Minamoto no Raikou was just a weapon in his father's hands before that, without any emotions at all.

Therefore, Sei Shonagon could imagine with her eyes closed that if she married a local, she would definitely have a huge conflict with the man because she did not look like a lady from a noble family.

She would definitely be asked to be quiet, elegant and abide by the rules, but Sei Shonagon now doesn't have to worry about such things at all.

She specifically asked Bai Ming whether he needed to pretend to be well-behaved and sensible when he was outside. Bai Ming didn't say anything, but just gave her the middle finger.

Although he didn't understand what the middle finger meant, Sei Shonagon's brain waves, the King of Peaceful Ideas, could match Bai Ming's.

Sei Shonagon immediately understood Bai Ming's meaning: if she pretended to be well-behaved, Bai Ming would despise her.

But even so, Sei Shonagon would still pretend to be an elegant lady when she went out with outsiders.

Of course, she could act crazy outside, but she didn't want to do that. After all, Bai Ming gave her respect, so she had to save face for Bai Ming.

When Bai Ming said that face was earned by fists, Sei Shonagon just snorted and said, "As for love, you and I are running towards each other. There is still a big difference between doing it and not doing it." Then he fooled him away.

Therefore, many people who read Sei Shonagon's articles think that Sei Shonagon is a talented woman who is elegant and quiet in both appearance and heart. Everything she writes reveals a noble, elegant and quiet temperament between the lines.

"I'm done reading."

Bai Ming put down Sei Shonagon's manuscript and commented, "There are many ways to write about it. There are also some essays about you living alone and when you lived with me. I didn't expect Nuozi to record them so clearly."

The so-called method of making full use of things, that is, making full use of things, is to use the method of enumeration to list various related and similar things that can be seen, but in fact the core content is to write about feelings.

If Bai Ming were to give an example, it would probably be Morgan's breasts or Minamoto no Raikou's breasts, expressing a soft feeling by clustering big breasts.

"Hey, isn't that awesome?"

"It's really awesome."

As Sei Shonagon said this, she hugged Bai Ming and leaned her face forward, closing her eyes. Bai Ming knew what she wanted to do, so he responded to Sei Shonagon.

Then Sei Shonagon ran away.

Bai Ming began to think about how to become Takemikazuchi, rather than the reincarnation of Takemikazuchi.

Just when Bai Ming had an outrageous idea, the system came back.

System: Brother, I have a solution.

Bai Ming: What a coincidence, I have one too.

Bai Ming/System: My method is to kill Jianyu Raishin/take over his body.

Bai Ming and the system fell into a subtle silence.

You've never felt so in tune with this retarded system. Although its methods might be from other systems, this doesn't prevent you from ordering the system to possess the Thunder God Yujian.

[When the system was planning to take over the body of the Thunder God, you began to plan how to kill people happily during the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, but your plan was quickly interrupted.]

"Master, a great demon has expressed to me his wish to see you."

Shuten-doji knelt quietly at the door and told the whole story: "That great monster is the Momo-onna I mentioned to you before. She claimed to have sensed a familiar smell here."

Bai Ming raised his eyebrows.

Tanlang is the god of desire, in charge of desire and material things. In Investiture of the Gods, Daji is related to Tanlang, but in Type-Moon's worldview, the relationship between Tamamonomae and Daji is unclear.

After his own Tanlang evolved into Tanlang Star, it was only a matter of time before he could attract Tamamonomae.

So Bai Ming replied: "Is that so? Then let's meet."

[Rumor has it that a normal fox calls "嘤嘤嘤", a Chinese fox calls "Great Chu will rise, Chen Sheng will be king", a Japanese fox calls "konkon", and the divine Japanese fox calls "Believe in the power of belief" and "Give me back my mother", so after you see Zao Nu, your first reaction is to call Zao Nu twice.]

[Zao Nu couldn't understand your thoughts at all, but your appearance and temperament attracted her all the time. She didn't know why, so she agreed to your request.]

Because Zao Nu had become a famous shrine maiden by this time, the sound she made when she spoke became "Rice jar, rice jar."

You feel your wish has been fulfilled, so you look at the Algae Girl and ask her why she came to see you.

"Um, have you heard of the Fox Marriage?"

Putting aside the effects of the skill, Fox Marriage is the act of unilaterally declaring one's intention to marry the other party, sending down a sun shower of blessings, forcibly stuffing souvenirs on the destined person who happens to be present, and letting them participate in the celebration.

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Chapter 50 Why is it ** right from the start?

[You haven't heard of the fox marriage, but you can see that the eyes of the algae girl are about to be drawn to you.]

"Hey, are you in heat, fox?"

Before Bai Ming could open his mouth to complain, Shuten-doji spoke first. Bai Ming looked peaceful and wonderful, so wonderful. Shuten-doji could already read his mind. My mouth has come to speak for me.

"No! I just felt inexplicably attracted to you. As expected, you are my soulmate, right? Lord Yu Chuzi."

Zaonv ignored Shuten-doji's complaints and said, "I'm 29 years old, the perfect age."

Bai Ming said, "You are just attracted by my beauty, right? Call me General Bai Ming!"

"Gu~Okay, Lord Yu Chuzi." Zao Nu made an ambiguous sound.

Bai Ming sighed: "You can call me whatever you want."

When you meet the real Concubine Yu, you’ll see whether that grumpy old maid will scold you or not.

Shuten-doji spoke again: "You seem to be more than eighteen years old?"

毕竟鸟羽天皇是1107年8月9日—1123年2月25日在位，而当时的记载是藻女十八岁进宫，现在才982年，鬼才信眼前的藻女十八岁…

Bai Ming glanced at Shuten-doji. Well, no one would believe that Zaonv was eighteen years old. At this time, he had already begun to consider the possibility of tricking Taigong into beating Zaonv with just one sentence.

After thinking about it, he decided to give up. His unlucky senior brother was just like Merlin. Looking at him, he was afraid that before he could react to the Algae Girl, his Black Mamba elbow would have already landed on the unlucky senior brother's face.

"Are you really eighteen?"

"Replacement guaranteed."

Bai Ming immediately stopped at Bengbu and shouted, "Can you even change this thing? Show me how you do it! Show me the magic of hymen repair surgery!"

Shuten-doji: Why can’t I understand what the master is saying?

Algae Girl: Huh?!

"that--"

"You won't show me? Or are you just being arrogant? Shuten, close the door, release Setant! Either of them will be considered a joke!"

Zao Nu panicked and said, "Wait, it's okay! Don't let the dog out!"

Bai Ming: “?”

No, are you really showing it to your buddy?

"No, wait a minute?"

You were frightened by Zao Nu's outrageous behavior, but considering that Zao Nu is also a love-brained person, you think this behavior is quite normal.

But considering that this guy is a branch of Amaterasu Omikami, you feel something is wrong. But before you can say anything, the algae girl rolls her eyes and falls forward.

System: I messed up. I didn’t let you possess the body of Thunder God Otake, but I killed Izanami, Izanagi and Amaterasu for you.

Bai Ming: Are you also full of martial virtues?