Whose Xingyue looks like you?

You fought with Bing Ling Gong, the God of the Three Mountains, and Huang Tianhua, the Crown Prince of Dongyue, and you won.

You fought Huang Feihu, the Great Emperor of Heavenly Equal Benevolence and Saintliness of Mount Tai, and you won.

You fought with Qing Emperor Taihao. You were covered in wounds, but you won.

You fought with Jin Hongshi, your injuries worsened, but you won.

【You take a short break, you are scarred】

You fought with Emperor Yan, the Northern Yin Emperor of Fengdu. Your injuries worsened, yet you remained fearless.

[After a brief period of rest, you changed Xu Fu's lifespan. As for Lü Changju, although she was your concubine, she had no intention of living forever. This was revealed when you and Yu Ji showed her another side of the world. However, a day of marriage is a hundred days of grace. You arranged several lives for her in the reincarnation, but there are always some things that need to be arranged, so you still have to go to heaven.]

After a short rest, you ascended from the underworld to heaven. The gods in heaven heard about your disturbance in the underworld and believed you had ill intentions.

Taigong Wang tried to stop you, but you set his clothes on fire, snatched his divine whip, and ascended to heaven on your own. You broke in through the South Heaven Gate.

Tai Gong Wang knew you were from the future, and also knew you were his junior apprentice, so he didn't do anything in the end.

[Seventy-two Earthly Evil Stars of the Sui Dou Department, thirty-six Heavenly Stars of the Sui Dou Department, a total of one hundred and eight Star Lords and the Giant Spirit God tried to stop you, but you used your left-handed divine whip and your right-handed Jade Purity Supreme Brick to beat them to pieces.]

Your injury has worsened.

You found Tianxixing Zishou, told him what you wanted to do, and after Zishou agreed, you left.

[The heavenly soldiers and generals came to arrest you, but you were severely injured and beat you to pieces. You fought your way out. The Emperor of Heaven did not intend to intervene in this matter. On the one hand, it was because of your identity, and on the other hand, it was because the gods were indeed too lazy, so it was a good opportunity for them to train their troops.]

Seeing the vast army and generals of the Heavenly Court, you headed straight for the Taiqing Fairyland of Daluo Heaven. Since you specialize in elixirs, weapons, and combat techniques, you are naturally a disciple of the Supreme Lord Lao.

[Rather, the Three Pure Ones are all your masters, but you mainly learn from Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun.]

You stormed into the Taiqing Fairyland like a whirlwind. The Great Emperor of Wuxian Lingguan, Master Xuandu, was greatly surprised to see you, but you said nothing. You simply swept away all the pills refined by this unlucky brother, and then sucked up all the pills in Master Xuandu's furnace. Then you swept away all the pills that Taishang Laojun had refined and placed aside. Master Xuandu was stunned. After a quick calculation, he realized that it was his future junior brother who had caused trouble in the underworld and the heaven in the past, and then came here to take advantage of him.

"Brother Xuandu, tell Master that I love him!"

Chapter 100: Every one of the Four Emperors and Five Elders likes to have fun

You went straight to the Jade Pool, took some of the Jade Pool water, then went straight to the Imperial Horse Administration and kidnapped a celestial horse. Then you went straight to the Peach Garden and took away a few peaches. Finally, you went straight to the Imperial Extreme Lingxiao Palace.

Then, under the calm gaze of the Great Celestial Venerable, you swept away more than half of the nectar, shouting, "Thank you, Great Celestial Venerable, for the wine and peaches," and scurried off.

The Great Celestial Venerable smiled but said nothing. Then, with a sullen expression, he began to discipline those righteous gods who usually didn't put in any effort, but who were beaten to a pulp by a young junior like you.

When you were about to leave, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King led his troops to capture you. He immediately sacrificed the Linglong Pagoda. You immediately called the system to sweep away the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King's pagoda. The Marshal of the Central Altar, who was standing nearby, saw that the pagoda was gone and shouted loudly. He then chased the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King to the South Heavenly Gate with a gun.

[The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King immediately became the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King]

You ran back to the human world and headed straight for the Han capital.

[The gifted pleasure seeker activates]

"Big brother! Third brother!"

Liu Bang was in the middle of court when Bai Ming suddenly rushed back from outside on a cloud of mist. "Open your mouth, good stuff."

Liu Bang and Fan Kuai opened their mouths and each took a golden pill. Liu Bang immediately felt as if he was back to his 29-year-old youth. Liu Bang knew that Bai Ming was an immortal, so he must have gotten something good for him.

"Second brother, this thing..."

"Don't ask, I'm asking my senior brother where he got the gun. The situation is very urgent right now, so listen to me."

Bai Ming spoke hurriedly, "Big Brother, you will abdicate in seventeen years, and then go to West Kunlun to live forever with my third brother. I will need your help in the future."

[After saying this, you disappeared. Many new officials who were unaware of your abilities were greatly surprised, while the old officials were already accustomed to this. Liu Bang heard this and noted the time. The young and energetic Liu Bang immediately began to vigorously reform the court.]

[The first person to be eliminated was Lü Zhi]

Not long after Lü Zhi sat on the throne of empress, she was deposed by Liu Bang. Liu Bang also began to suppress all Lü's relatives. Fan Kuai, considering that his wife was also from the Lü family, simply decided to leave the throne. However, Liu Bang kicked Fan Kuai in the ass after leaving the court.

At this time, Fusu and Meng Tian were happily chasing the Xiongnu in the north. After driving them far away, Fusu returned to the Central Plains with Meng Tian and the army. After that, he handed the army over to Liu Bang and took Meng Tian to the West Kunlun Mountains to search for a blessed place and cave to improve his cultivation.

You ran back home, then lay sprawled on the ground, motionless.

"Chief, you are..."

Xu Fu, with a gloomy face, looked at Bai Ming lying on the ground after the whirlwind rushed in with a subtle expression. When Xu Fu found that Bai Ming had multiple wounds and serious internal injuries on his body, he was terrified. "Master Yu! Master Yu! The Chief is going to die! Ugh!"

As soon as Xu Fu finished shouting, Bai Ming pulled him to the ground and he and Bai Ming lay together. "Fuck you! I'm so tired. I'm going to do it next."

The overall process is to go to the underworld to change the life span, then go to the heaven to add a name to the immortal list, and then arrange a series of things such as Lu Changsu's family background in the next few lives, and take the initiative to settle the bad debts with the Great Heavenly Venerable and help the Great Heavenly Venerable to discipline those useless people who do not work hard.

Let Xu Fu work hard first. If he fails, he can directly use the back door to join the immortal class.

Bai Ming let out a long sigh: "From today on, you are mine, both in life and in death."

Xu Fu's mind was filled with question marks, "Eh... Eh hey hey?!"

Just when Xu Fu was about to say something, Yu Ji finally walked out of the room, looked at Bai Ming lying on the ground with a calm face, sighed after a moment, and at this moment, the door of Bai Ming's house was knocked again.

"Hi, hi~ I came right in."

A girl with squinty eyes and a cute hairstyle looked at Bai Ming lying on the ground and said jokingly, "Oh my, you look so miserable! Can you give me back the Whip? It's really annoying that you can't just change history like that. Beasts can be born in the Lostbelt. It would be troublesome if you accidentally created a potential Beast."

"Then you work overtime."

Bai Ming sat up from the ground with Xu Fu's help and threw the magic whip directly to Tai Gong Wang. Tai Gong Wang took the magic whip and said happily: "You have taken so many pills, don't you plan to eat them and save them for fertilization? Otherwise, I will do it with great reluctance-"

Bai Ming also put on the same squinting expression, and the two of them just smiled at each other.

Yu Ji watched quietly from the side, completely confused about what the two were doing.

Tai Gong Wang sighed and said, "Okay, Senior Brother, I was just joking. Let's go and enjoy your last moments. Among all the brothers, you are the only lunatic like you."

Then, Taigong Wang shook his head and left.

Yu Ji then said, "So what are you doing?"

"Well…we were discussing your future."

Bai Ming stood up from his seat and said, "Yu, I've always been worried about your future."

Yu Ji felt that there was something wrong with Bai Ming's words. It felt like he was making arrangements for his funeral.

How could the Green Emperor be so easily defeated? After battling him, you'll know your simulation is almost over. Otherwise, you wouldn't be running around so hastily. When you storm-inhale a furnace of elixirs from Master Xuandu but your injuries don't heal, you'll know the Green Emperor has dealt you a ruthless blow.

[But you didn't suffer any loss, you stole his innate Bagua]

You begin to describe your concerns about Yu Ji's future life, and say that having Xu Fu by her side would put your mind at ease. At least Xu Fu is a quick thinker, and you've already planned immortality for him. Two thousand years by Yu Ji's side wouldn't be a problem. You also tell her that you'll meet again in the future, and you tell her the specific time and place.

Yu Ji didn't react much to your words, just nodded. Then, as you instructed, she sold her property, took Xu Fu with her, and left human society.

However, you are not dead.

The Green Emperor played a joke on you, creating the illusion that you were going to die. You then went to Mount Tai and slammed the Xiantian Bagua on the Green Emperor's desk.

"Aiya," Qingdi Taihao looked at the younger generation in front of him with a smile: "I am not good at killing, but I don't want to suffer any loss, so I took a small revenge on you. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"I've discovered that every one of you, the Four Imperial Guards and the Five Elders, likes to have fun."

Qing Emperor Taihao waved his hand: "Ah, ah, that's what happens when you live long enough. Every day, besides practicing cultivation and transcendence, people just talk about the Dao with a stern face. It's not as interesting as being human. I finally see someone who likes to make a fuss, so I must be very fond of him. Apart from anything else, would you like to learn my Qimen?"

Bai Ming really wanted to say in a tough tone, "I won't learn it," but in the end he still said obediently, "I will learn it."

Chapter 2 Simulation Ends (11/9, still owed)

You learned the Xiantian Bagua and left the place where the Green Emperor was.

You don't plan to look for Yu Ji, nor do you plan to look for Liu Bang. You plan to use this time to practice your other abilities, so you start walking from Han Dynasty towards Israel.

Yu Ji and Xu Fu traveled together for more than ten years, and then Yu Ji drove Xu Fu to Kunlun Mountain and started living alone again. Although Yu Ji was not used to it, she could endure it so that she could meet you again at the time you mentioned earlier.

[However, things did not go as planned. In 202 BC, you were captured by the wandering Yu Ji before you had even started your journey.]

Yu Ji sat on a rock and quietly looked at Bai Ming who was stopped by her. She looked left and right, as if thinking about something, while Bai Ming touched Yu as usual, looked at Yu Ji quietly, and occasionally reached out to tidy up Yu Ji's hair that was messed up by the wind.

The atmosphere was very silent.

At this time, Yu Ji was far less accustomed to talking than the future Akechi Hinako - even in the future, Akechi Hinako rarely spoke, so Bai Ming and Yu Ji were in an awkward position at this moment.

Breathing, looking at each other, and occasional physical interaction.

If you don't know what's going on, you might mistakenly think that two deaf and dumb people are communicating with each other.

Finally, Yu Ji lost her patience and asked, "Don't you have anything to say?"

"Hmm..." Bai Ming looked around, and finally picked a wild flower from the roadside and pinned it on Yu Ji's head: "I'll tell you when I want to."

The two fell silent again, and Yu Ji just stared at Bai Ming with her eyes wide open.

"I love you, Yuji."

This was the second time Bai Ming had said this.

"Who asked you that?" Yu Ji was like a cat with its fur standing on end, but she quickly calmed down and said, "Apart from this, is there anything else?"

"I'm not lying to you. Even now, our times are not synchronized."

Yu Ji wanted to complain that she didn't care whether Bai Ming was lying or not, and that there was something else that would make her feel embarrassed. However, when she saw that Bai Ming and she were not on the same wavelength, she gave up the idea and asked, "What do you mean by time synchronization?"

Even if Yu Ji meets the concept of a Taoist immortal to some extent, she does not have the ability to see the past and the future - it is better to say that most immortals do not have this ability. Those that Bai Ming has seen are all powerful people.

So Yu Ji has no idea that you are from the future, disrupting her present existence.

You explained to Yu Ji that your past self and future self met, but your present self and past self met, so you have to wait until you die to synchronize the time. Yu Ji said she didn't understand.

"I don't understand, but I don't mind waiting for more than two thousand years."

Yu Ji thought: Anyway, I am used to being a savage. No matter how human society develops, I will always be able to find a place to be a savage.

"It's not worth it."

"Whether it's worth it or not is up to me to decide."

Yu Ji still had a cold expression on her face, and Bai Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

Yu Ji was exhausted from her long journey among the barbarians. With no kin or group to turn to, she was completely alone. She hated and feared humans, so she fled from the ever-expanding human society and lived in seclusion.

[For her, as long as she could find a place to stay temporarily, even if it meant her own destruction, she didn't care. It wasn't until you showed up that things started to change. Whether it was human society, the concept of "home," or even the courage to move forward into the future, all of these were gained from you over the past decade or so.]

You feel something called guilt—at least when facing Yu Ji, you feel this way, but this guilt quickly disappears.

"After all, it's Akagi Hinako... Even if you figured out what happened now, you and Akagi Hinako will still be friends by day and wives by night. If you have any guilt, talk about it in bed."

[When you mentioned waiting for more than two thousand years, you couldn't help but think of the woman who took your Chu Nan away, Morgan.]