[Buddha Many Treasures has been entrusted with an important task by you and has entered a busy life waiting for you to preach the Dharma, and you...]

You sent Tripitaka back to the Tang Dynasty with the Buddhist scriptures you compiled, mixed with Taoist thought.

[Afterwards——]

You once pounced on Sanzang in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 160: Can you come less often?

It is said that after Tripitaka returned to the Tang Dynasty after his journey to the east to obtain Buddhist scriptures, Emperor Li Shimin of Tang was overjoyed when he saw the bronze inscriptions. After welcoming him, he began to read the scriptures.

The words were filled with “conquering the east, west, north and south”, “those who are not of our race must have different hearts”, and a lot of “those who are foreign subjects will have their backbones cut off and assimilated into our own race, and those who are not subjects will be eradicated completely”.

It was also filled with the benefits of conquering other countries. It happened that there was a military god named Li Jing in the Tang Dynasty, who was rumored to be the reincarnation of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King. Li Shimin calculated the amount of silver in the national treasury and immediately started the legendary Western Expedition.

And on the day when Li Shimin decided to march west, Bai Ming appeared in his dream.

Seeing that Bai Ming was in human form, Li Shimin, who was a little timid at first, became bolder:

"Who are you to dare to enter my dream?"

"Since your family calls themselves the Great Pure One, how could you not recognize me? I remember there was a statue of me in the Sanqing Temple."

Li Shimin was shocked and said, "I wonder which ancestor came into my dream to bless me—"

Bai Ming's mouth twitched. My goodness, how come this guy is as shameless as me?

"I'm not your ancestor, but I'm a disciple of Taiqing Daode Tianzun. Seeing you so mediocre is a bit annoying. If you have some help, you should be able to do better, right? For example, expand the territory of the Tang Dynasty... No, expand the territory of China..."

He doesn't have that condescending attitude, nor does he have the same demeanor as the Dragon King of the Jing River...

He's just like the older brother next door. If this guy were my brother...

Li Shimin immediately cut off his absurd thoughts. If such a person was his brother, then he would definitely -

"I will definitely train you as an emperor from the very beginning."

Bai Ming continued speaking along with Li Shimin, and began to complain, "Although I don't quite understand it, it's impossible to hide some bad thoughts in front of a person who has become an immortal."

Li Shimin remained silent for a moment, then spoke directly: "I can, but I am limited by money, food, and population..."

Li Shimin told all the obstacles all at once. He shouldn't have been so frank, but the man in front of him made it impossible for him to hide anything.

"A powerful and aristocratic family...old friend."

Bai Ming thought for a moment and said, "I'll give you ten days. If these despicable beasts refuse to repent and still like to form groups, just write a list and hand it to me. I'll give you a clear mind."

Later, Bai Ming added, "It's hard to say about money, but it's easy to say about food."

Bai Ming waved his hand, and a small agricultural world fell into Li Shimin's hands like a sphere. Bai Ming explained, "The time inside is different from the flow of time outside. This is specially used for farming. With this thing, we will have enough food very quickly."

Li Shimin thanked him and said, "I thank you on behalf of the people of the Tang Dynasty. I don't know your name yet. I hope you can tell me so that I can build a temple."

"I was the former Overlord of Chu, but I feel that title is a bit weak. Now I am called Bai Ming."

Bai Ming said, "Building a temple is a big deal. I already have a temple. If you want to thank me, I will give you a scroll and ask the people to record my image on paper and hang it in their homes for worship. No incense or food is required. If there are corrupt officials who are guarded by layers of security and cannot be reported, if there are powerful families who oppress the people, if there are rich but unkind, unjust and unfilial people - none of their three clans will escape."

"I understand."

It turned out to be the Baiming Immortal from the time of Emperor Gaozu of Han and Emperor Zhaolie of Han.

You left Li Shimin's dream, and when he woke up, he discovered that the small agricultural world in his hand still existed. Overjoyed, he woke up Empress Zhangsun, who was still sleeping nearby, and excitedly told her about the immortal's blessing.

[With your help, the already powerful Li Shimin has become even more powerful]

[In the days that followed, Li Shimin decided to suppress the Huihe in the north, conquer Tubo in the west, and attack Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla in the east. The territory of the Tang Dynasty expanded all the way, and your portrait was circulated internally.]

[Ten days later, seeing that the aristocratic family was unrepentant, Li Shimin handed you a list. He also confirmed the position of Crown Prince Li Chengqian and completely cut off the possibility of the other princes forming cliques and making friends with Dang Peng, thus eliminating their chances of competing for the crown prince.]

Crown Prince Li Chengqian was overjoyed. After figuring out what had happened, he immediately placed a portrait of the emperor in the East Palace and bowed to it repeatedly, shamelessly calling him "teacher" and using his forty-eight grand vows to attract Bai Ming's attention.

One day later, all the noble families in the Tang Dynasty who refused to renounce their identities were slaughtered, and no one within the three clans was left.

There are poems:

From now on, there is no need to worry about killing people.

People who are unfaithful are said to be killed! People who are unfilial are said to be killed!

The unkind person is said to be killed! The unjust person is said to be killed!

Unruly, unwise, and untrustworthy, the *** says kill, kill, kill!

The sudden death of all three clans of the aristocratic families in the Tang Dynasty caused discussion among the people, and Bai Ming's reputation spread.

At this time, Bai Ming was in the Tang Dynasty, praising Tripitaka, who had already become a Buddha.

After Sanzang brought back the scriptures, he was about to succeed and went directly back to Lingshan to receive the Buddhahood. However, she did not see Bai Ming. Instead, when she was leaving the house, Bai Ming grabbed her and carried her on his shoulders to the Tang Dynasty.

"So why?"

Sanzang, who was carried on Bai Ming's shoulders, immediately struggled: "Let me go! Monks don't tell lies. You said you were in Lingshan, but it turns out that the future Buddha will not be you! Let me go, you liar!"

Hearing this, Bai Ming remembered the strange expression Sanzang had given him in the sixth singularity, and the words, "You're not in the West." Oh, the foreshadowing had returned. This busty woman with long black hair thought she wasn't in Lingshan...

But Bai Ming didn't understand. His buddy was sitting upright in the position of the current Buddha. Where else could he be if not in Lingshan?

Bai Ming immediately said, "Do you want to think about who is sitting in the Buddha's position and talking to you?"

Sanzang thought carefully and said, "Isn't it the Buddha Shakyamuni?"

Bai Ming asked again, "Who is sitting in the position of the past Buddha?"

"Eh--"

Sanzang's mind went blank. At that time, he was only concerned with finding Bai Mingliao among the future Buddhas. He didn't pay attention to who was sitting in the position of the past Buddha, nor did he care who was sitting in the position of the present Buddha.

Oh no, could it be that the person talking to me is actually Namo Six Roots Pure Gatling Buddha, and not Sakyamuni Buddha?

"Namo Amitabha, I have something to say to Gatling Buddha..."

Although nothing has happened yet, Sanzang has already started thinking about "Hey, let's reconcile."

Bai Ming said, "Pleasure me first, then pleasure you. Then, let's both clear our minds of everything and discuss this matter later."

“Let…let go of everything?!!”

After hearing Bai Ming's outrageous remarks after discarding all the formalities, Sanzang's face flushed red: "No! I will really die! Wukong! Come and save me..."

Just when Sanzang was about to call Sun Wukong to save him, he suddenly remembered something. His previous lives were all in the past, and in this life, he had offered himself up on his own initiative from the beginning, not to mention that Sun Wukong was Bai Ming's disciple.

"Sigh..."

Sanzang's voice trembled as he asked, "Can you do it a few times less? If I empty my mind completely... I won't be able to hold it in, right?"

Chapter 161: Bai Ming’s Criminal Law The last of the four Jitou, Wu Zhao is here!

Now it is not an exaggeration to call Tripitaka a holy monk.

At this time, the holy monk's head was covered with a golden-edged purple fabric, and he looked like a flying god, draped over the two snow-white mountains like a rope. The sleeveless white robe with golden edges was gathered at the waist. The two holy peaks broke through the haze, and even the Buddha's robe could hardly stop their towering height. On both sides of the opening and closing of the robe were exposed ladders waiting for pilgrims to climb up with their own hands.

The sleeveless cassock revealed her arms as white as cream, and the shorts with golden patterns and purple bottom barely covered the saint's forbidden area. The skin extending downwards was as red as peach blossoms, as if dyed by the morning glow.

Downwards, a pair of purple and gold patterned stockings wrapped around the slender jade pillar, with the sock openings revealing the white and rosy ankles.

The two feet stepped around aimlessly, and the owner of the two feet looked at Bai Ming uncomfortably. Although this had happened more than once, he still felt nervous every time it was about to happen.

"Now I have attained Buddhahood... Wouldn't this violate the Ten Precepts?"

"This is a Buddhist method of self-cultivation. Can you deny it?"

"That's impossible."

The fair face was covered with red blush. Although Sanzang wanted to say something, he kept his mouth shut in the end and took the initiative to communicate with the other party.

Although Sanzang didn't say anything, she actually enjoyed the process.

After a fierce battle, Sanzang was ultimately defeated as he still failed to clear his memory of Buddhist knowledge.

In the end, Sanzang would rather recite the Buddhist scriptures orally than use himself as a container to hold the Buddhist scriptures. However, Sanzang's efficiency in orally transmitting the Buddhist scriptures was too low, so Bai Ming simply gave up their communication on Buddhism.

Bai Ming thought: This woman has a very beautiful figure, graceful and charming, with soft curves, and a voluptuous and graceful figure, just like a willow. Needless to say, there is nothing wrong with her personality. Except for some minor willfulness and chattering, she is perfect - provided that you ignore her IQ which is occasionally as high as Aqua's.

"So, why do you have to do this again?"

Sanzang lay on the bed panting, his eyes blurry as he asked Bai Ming, and Bai Ming thought for a moment before saying, "Joy is fun, but separation is painful. It's better to live in the present and follow your heart."

Bai Ming paused and added, "If violence isn't for the purpose of killing, then it's meaningless. Similarly, if the two ounces of flesh under your crotch aren't exercised for this purpose, then it's also meaningless. The same goes for your vagina."

"..."

Sanzang closed his eyes secretly and complained in his heart: I am obviously the only one under your crotch, and you have been pinning me down the whole time.

The master of the Faxiang Sect had very complicated thoughts in his mind. If it was just a simple and meaningless act of upholding ethics, it would be fine, but the other party was good at the art of combining yin and yang. The effect of the combination of the secret techniques of Buddhism and Taoism was far more than the sum of the parts.

Even though Sanzang had already become a Buddha, when he experienced this kind of thing, he could still clearly feel the effects of the two different secret methods flowing through his body. Sanzang wanted to refuse cruelly but he had no way to refuse.

After resting for a while, Sanzang got up to take a bath. After putting on his clothes, he looked at Bai Ming and said, "I wanted to ask you something last time, but you didn't give me any chance. Can I ask you now?"

"It's impossible."

Tripitaka discussed Buddhism with you, and then asked you about the massacres of noble families in the human world. You answered each question and explained your reasons for doing so.

[While you were answering, in the mortal world, Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty was happily expanding the territory of the Tang Dynasty. With the support of a series of brave generals such as Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, and Li Jing, and with your strong support, he quickly conquered the Uighurs and Tubo.]

[In order to gain your help, he even put the title of King of the Great West on his army as they traveled, and killed every enemy they encountered.]

[Some people do nothing, but their KDA goes up immediately. However, you don't care about it at all. You are just wondering when you can complete the Western Expedition. Of course, you don't care about Li Chengqian's behavior at all.]

You feel completely incompatible with Li Chengqian. After all, you don't have Li Chengqian's tendency to stir up trouble. There's a very important reason why you're hesitant to end this simulation, and that's Wu Zetian.

You have a dream, to not let go of good women, nor bad women. The premise of not letting go is that you have to gather four warriors who can execute bad women.

[Now that you have Tamamonomae, Joan of Arc, and Nero, three talented people, you are not going to let go of Wu Zetian, who is known for her cruelty.]

After bidding farewell to you, Tripitaka returned to Mount Lingshan to chant sutras and practice.

Because you have completely disrupted normal history, Wu Zetian is about to enter the palace. You then enter Li Shimin's dream and give him a golden elixir, asking him to take Wu Zetian away and forcing Li Shimin to give up the throne for her for twenty years.

Li Shimin readily agreed. He thought exchanging a woman he had never seen and the fate of the Tang Dynasty for twenty years for a golden elixir that could make him immortal was more than worth it.

So, on the day Wu Zetian entered the palace, Li Shimin sent her directly to you. And you, for this very purpose, personally ran into the Tang Dynasty palace and told Li Shimin that gods and Buddhas all have certain human qualities, so a little respect is enough, and fear is unnecessary, because you are behind them.

Li Shimin was overjoyed and immediately appointed you as the Imperial Master of the Tang Dynasty. You had a subtle expression.

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