Hong Kong films: Starting from Shaolin Temple

Hong Kong Film: Starting from Shaolin Temple Author: Lei Ji Tao Hua

Having traveled back to the late 80s, a time of Hong Kong cinema's influence, Long Yan becomes a martial monk at the Shaolin Temple.

The master is Master Long Eyebrows, the eldest brother is Uncle Da, and there are two adorable junior brothers: Xiao Long and Xiao Wen.

Although there are strict rules and regulations in the temple, there is endless joy.

Long Yan diligently practiced the Boy's Kung Fu for ten years and comprehended the Shaolin Yi Jin Jing, a unique martial art.

With his unparalleled martial arts skills, he gets caught up in Hong Kong movies!

Invited by the police station, he joins Exorcist Detective Feng in catching zombies.

In the movie "Green Snake", he played Fahai, whose powerful move, the Great Heavenly Dragon, terrified the female lead to tears.

All the Hung Hing gangsters want me to be their boss, you don't like it? I'll beat you until you do!

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001 In the Oolong Temple, ten years of virgin training

"Xiaolong, Xiaowen, wake up."

Long Yan pushed open the door to the meditation room and called his two junior brothers to get up.

As dawn broke, sunlight streamed through the window into the meditation room.

The two junior brothers, only six years old, were sleeping soundly.

Sleeping on the left, the slender and delicate-looking one is Xiaolong, who has shown martial arts talent since childhood.

They fought while nursing, and their "drunken milk fist" routine was incredibly skillful.

Sleeping on the right side, the chubby, white-haired boy is Xiao Wen, also known as Stinky Wen. Despite his young age, his farts are incredibly smelly, and he loves to flirt with girls, often flirting with the daughters of worshippers.

Long Yan looked at the two adorable children and felt a pang of emotion.

As expected of the two most popular child leads in the Hong Kong film "Shaolin Popeye," they are just as lovable as the movie we watched in our childhood.

That's right, Long Yan is a time traveler.

He traveled back to the 80s and was adopted by Abbot Changmei of Wulong Temple, becoming his personal disciple and a Shaolin monk.

Ten years of martial arts training, including rigorous mastery of basic skills!

With a body of bronze and iron, a solid foundation was laid.

Long Yan is now eighteen years old!

After Long Yan's observation,

This should be a world that blends Hong Kong films.

Because occasionally, news reports would mention zombies, ghosts, and rumors of gambling gods and gangsters.

This world is not safe!

Zombies bite, and bullets don't have eyes.

Wulong Temple is quite peaceful! It's like a paradise on earth.

Although there are many rules and regulations in the temple.

But it's not boring or dull at all.

Abbot Long-Eyebrow Master was an enlightened teacher.

Uncle Da, the eldest brother, was a seasoned veteran who often took him out to "experience the tastes of meat."

There are also two adorable junior disciples, Xiaolong and Xiaowen, who are simply the life of the temple.

However, the two of them had a habit of staying in bed longer.

As the senior brother, Long Yan had the responsibility of disciplining them.

Every morning, a warm and gentle wake-up call.

"The sun rises in the east!"

Upon hearing the door open, Xiaolong reflexively called out, then struggled to sit up in bed.

"Open your eyes and lie back down on the bed!"

Xiao Wen was also startled awake. He sat up and mumbled something in his sleep, but then he yawned and lay back down.

He squinted his eyes and secretly observed his senior brother, Long Yan.

Compared to Xiaolong, Xiaowen is much lazier and more mischievous!

This is also related to their backgrounds.

Xiaolong's family were farmers, and they lived in poverty. So his parents sent him to Wulong Temple to learn martial arts, both to save money for the family's food supply and to teach him a skill.

Xiaowen's family is a wealthy family in Hong Kong that owns a factory. They live a comfortable life and can be considered a second-generation rich kid. By chance, he became a disciple of Wulong Temple.

"The sun rises in the east!"

Long Yan held up a ruler, as if to hit Xiao Wen's bottom.

Don't let Xiaowen's chubby appearance fool you, he's actually quite resilient.

But he's also afraid of pain!

"Get up now!"

Xiao Wen was terrified by Long Yan's tyranny and was wide awake. She immediately sat up in bed and got dressed.

After getting up,

Xiao Long and Xiao Wen followed behind Long Yan to the courtyard to wash up.

The ancient Zen temple, with sunlight streaming into its courtyard.

An old monk was washing up.

With long, grayish-white eyebrows that hung down to his cheeks, he was none other than Long Yan's master, Abbot Changmei of Wulong Academy.

The long-browed master is over ninety years old, has lost his teeth, and wears dentures.

He took his dentures out of his mouth, brushed them clean with a toothbrush, and placed them on the sink.

Then I brush my beard and eyebrows, treating them like precious treasures.

Next to the long-browed master

There was also a middle-aged "pervert" shaving.

The pervert hadn't shaved his head; he had messy, short, black hair and a mustache.

That's right, it's Long Yan's senior brother, Uncle Da!

Uncle Da is shaving.

I first applied foam to my cheeks, but since I couldn't find a razor, I had to set my sights on the old abbot's dentures.

She secretly took the dentures from the sink.

Then, using the old abbot's dentures, he began to leisurely shave.

After scraping, they put the foam-covered dentures back in, acting as if nothing had happened.

Just then, Abbot Longbrow reached out to touch his dentures, put them back in, and his mouth was full of foam!

"Pooh!"

"What the hell!"

The abbot with long eyebrows had a mouthful of foam that tasted bitter and salty. He quickly spat out his dentures, cleaned them, and rinsed his mouth.

Just as he was about to give Uncle Da a piece of his mind,

Upon seeing his three junior brothers, Uncle Da immediately diverted the abbot's attention, saying:

“Master, look, Long Yan is already eighteen years old. Shouldn’t you teach him the Yi Jin Jing?”

"This kid is more talented than me, with excellent aptitude, and he's also more hardworking than me. He's a promising talent."

"After you pass away, let Long Yan inherit your mantle, and he will surely be able to promote our Shaolin martial arts."

Uncle Da was actually trying to shift the blame!

As the eldest disciple of Master Long Eyebrows, he should rightfully inherit the mantle.

However, he still wanted to get married.

Therefore, he has never actually shaved his head and is always ready to return to secular life.

"Long Yan's aptitude for martial arts is indeed very high; he might actually be able to learn the Yi Jin Jing."

The long-browed abbot looked at Long Yan with a smile; this was his most prized disciple.

The Yi Jin Jing is a Shaolin martial art, obscure and difficult to understand.

It's not something you can learn easily; you have to be a martial arts prodigy.

"Wait, you just said you'd wait until I pass away?"

Master Long Eyebrows suddenly realized what was happening and said irritably:

"Damn it! I'm still young! Living another ten years isn't a problem!"

When scolded by the abbot, Uncle Da immediately pulled Long Yan in front of him as a shield.

"Junior brother, Master said he would teach you the Yi Jin Jing, so you must study it well!"

"This is an extremely profound martial art. I've practiced it for over ten years and haven't made much of a difference. You definitely can!"

Uncle Da was afraid that Long Yan wouldn't want to learn.

After all, the Yi Jin Jing is indeed very difficult to learn.

Even the master of long eyebrows wasn't very proficient in it.