Long Yan almost vomited.

Although flies are indeed rich in protein, and Oolong Courtyard is not polluted,

But this thing is disgusting.

He just couldn't bring himself to do it!

have to say,

Although Xiaowen is only six years old, he can even bite flies.

He'll definitely be a wolf killer when he grows up!

"I don't want it, I'm allergic to fly meat."

Long Yan refused outright, and goosebumps rose on his skin.

"Alright." Uncle Da finally picked up the fly and gave it to Xiaolong, putting it directly into his bowl. "Xiaolong, you eat it."

Xiao Long didn't find it disgusting and silently ate it.

at this time,

Another fly flew by.

Uncle Da made a gesture as if to take a picture, and Xiao Long shouted,

"do not move!"

then,

He can pinpoint the location by sound.

With lightning speed, he extended his chopsticks, applying just the right amount of force, and caught the fly.

Kill with one blow!

They didn't shrink the fly meat clip either.

Then he put the fly into Xiaowen's bowl, saying, "Here you go!"

Xiaowen stirred the fly-infused rice with her chopsticks, then ate it directly. The texture seemed quite good, and she nodded in satisfaction.

"This one looks good, it's so plump!"

He even smacked his lips.

However, Xiaowen only eats the fatty parts of the fly's belly.

He chewed it a few times and then spat out the fly's head.

The atmosphere was calm.

It's just a regular meal.

But Long Yan felt out of place and couldn't fit in!

My eyes are numb!

His face turned half black, with a shadow on his face.

Among the fellow disciples present,

Long Yan discovered that he was the only "freak".

I can't even eat fly meat!

vomit--

Long Yan almost couldn't hold it in and vomited.

"Junior brother, you don't seem to have much of an appetite. Is it because you've been practicing too hard and your stomach is upset?" Uncle Da asked Long Yan with concern after hearing the retching sound.

"Yes...yes."

To ease the awkwardness, Long Yan smiled, his eyes narrowing.

And then he looked at his master, Master Long Eyebrows.

Master, won't you say something?

Watching your apprentices eat flies?

Master Long Eyebrows certainly had something to say, employing both praise and criticism, as he stated:

"Your martial arts skills have all improved, which makes your master very pleased."

However, you killed living beings in front of your teacher, which is a violation of the precepts!

This is a one-time exception!

Long Yan: "..."

I have a million complaints to vent right now!

The point isn't killing, it's that they'd even bite a fly!

buzzing-

Another fly flew in.

Uncle Da, Xiao Wen, and Xiao Long all stretched out their chopsticks, pretending to pick up the food.

"Wait a minute, let me come!"

"You must not kill!"

Master Longbrow stopped them, drawing his large sword from behind him.

In a few swift movements, amidst the flashing of the blade...

A fly landed on the table!

Still alive!

They just didn't have wings.

"This is fresh, does anyone else want to eat it?"

Master Long Eyebrows smiled and asked his four disciples.

This is getting increasingly outrageous!

Are you all reincarnations of spider demons?

Grass!

This meal is inedible!

"Master, I'm full. I'm going to practice my skills."

Long Yan sensed that an even greater "disaster" was about to befall him.

Put down your chopsticks and get out of here!

as predicted,

Just as I stepped out the door,

A swarm of flies flew into the house, buzzing around the dining table as if they had come to avenge their dead brothers.

"This time it's my turn. Watch me catch them all in one fell swoop."

The fellow apprentices took turns performing, except for Xiao Wen, who hadn't had a chance to perform yet.

"Master, let me show you the Heavenly Gang Qi Gong I learned from my senior brother last night!"

Xiaowen was seen with her back to the dining table.

Stick your butt out.

puff--

Xiaowen let out a long, loud fart.

The flies succumbed to the poison and died, suspended in mid-air by the fumes, before falling softly onto the table.

The title of "arrogant article" is well-deserved!

"It's okay, it's okay, loud farts don't smell bad, my farts don't smell bad."

"Eat, eat."

Xiaowen herself didn't feel anything.

But Master Longbrow, Uncle Da, and Xiao Long all lost their composure!

Everyone covered their noses!

Run outside quickly!

They only realized it when they saw that Long Yan was already outside.

Long Yan is so lucky!

He managed to dodge it all!

What a lucky constitution!

.......

011 Watching TV! A Chinese Ghost Story! Even monks are fans?

"stinky!"

He opened the door and rushed outside.

Master Long Eyebrows, Uncle Da, and Little Dragon had just begun to speak when they gasped for fresh air, nearly suffocating.

Xiaowen's fart was so smelly it was like poison; it killed all the flies in the room.

Only Long Yan managed to leave the house beforehand and escaped the disaster.

"How can there be such a stinky fart in the world!"

Xiao Long smelled Uncle Da's farts last night, and today he smelled Xiao Wen's farts. He's been quite persecuted.

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