"Hahaha, this is hilarious! I could laugh for a year straight after seeing this!"
Xin Zhican overheard the whispers of his classmates and was eager to know who was talking badly about him.
But he doesn't dare to open his eyes now.
Because when he was wiping dog poop, he smeared dog poop on his face!
"Shiba, ashiba!"
Xin Zhican cursed a few more times, and his henchman helped him wipe the stuff around his eyes clean.
He opened his eyes and then remembered that he was about to go and cause trouble for Gu Ran.
But after searching everywhere, they found that Gu Ran had disappeared.
"Ah!!!" Xin Zhican roared in impotent rage, but he was covered in dog poop and had no other choice but to go to the bathroom to take a shower.
……
On the other side, Gu Ran yawned as she walked into Class 3 of Grade 2 and found her seat according to the instructions on her earpiece.
Several classmates witnessed the scene where Xin Zhican was hit on the head with dog poop.
They knew that Gu Ran was the instigator, and they looked at him with a mixture of admiration and pity.
He might get expelled if he offends the school bully!
There was a student who accidentally stepped on Xin Zhican's foot and was immediately expelled from school.
Moreover, after leaving school, I heard that his leg was broken.
How cruel!
“You’re being too impulsive. What you’re doing will cause trouble for Kim Seok-woo’s family. Cheon-rak Supermarket is the largest supermarket chain in South Korea. Kim Seok-woo’s family’s canned seafood needs to be sold through Cheon-rak Supermarket. If Cheon-rak Supermarket refuses to sell Kim Seok-woo’s canned seafood, their sales volume will be halved instantly.”
"Kim Seok-woo had considered this point beforehand, which is why he has been holding back. Now you are not only ruining Kim Seok-woo's image and introducing variables into the mission, but you may also arouse the target's suspicion!"
Ha Ji-yeon spoke to Gu Ran through her earpiece.
Gu Ran frowned; he hadn't really thought of that much before.
Raymond's voice rang out at this moment: "Don't worry, Tianle Group is just a dog of the neighboring island nation. I'll have the executive department contact the island branch and have them put pressure on Tianle Group through the Sheqi Eight Families. The Jin Shiyu family will be fine."
“But this sudden change in attitude will cause unnecessary trouble!” Ha Ji-yeon started arguing with Raymond again. “What if that dragon discovers that Gu Ran is not Kim Seok-woo and we don’t lure him out?”
“Hey, junior, how can we in the execution department be held back by such trivial matters?” Raymond said. “Maybe that dragon realized Gu Ran was better than Jin Shiyu, and decided to go along with the mistake?”
"Sigh..." Gu Ran sighed, "You two didn't date before, did you? Why do you always argue?"
The communication lines were quiet for a moment.
Raymond said, "My first love is my wife. As for arguing with Ms. Ha Ji-yeon... it's mainly because she was carrying out her mission with strong personal feelings."
Ha Ji-yeon fell silent.
Gu Ran asked, "Can you tell me what happened?"
"I won't say any more. Let Ms. Ha Ji-yeon tell you herself." Raymond resumed his lazy demeanor. "My task is to ensure your safety and bring you back to the country safely. Everything else is none of my concern."
Gu Ran thought to herself, "It's none of your business, yet you keep arguing with Ha Ji-yeon?"
However, Gu Ran also noticed that Ha Ji-yeon seemed to really want to catch the dragon, so she kept hoping that she could play the role of Kim Seok-woo exactly and fish the dragon out.
The communication channel went silent, and Gu Ran was happy to have some peace and quiet.
It's final exam season now, so teachers are reviewing during class.
Kim Seok-woo is a liberal arts student, and his first class this morning was a review of the history of South Goryeo.
The history textbooks of South Goryeo are quite interesting.
Most history books simply record history.
The history books of South Goryeo, on the other hand, are creating history.
Those who wrote the history textbooks for South Goryeo were all history inventors.
For example, they regard Northeast my country as their homeland.
South Goryeo adopted a continental historical perspective, believing that they had a "glorious history of half a thousand years on the continent," having once vied for control of the Central Plains... and that their territory extended north of the Yangtze River...
Gu Ran listened to the simultaneous interpretation through his headphones and thought for a moment that there was something wrong with his ears, or that Norma was telling him a joke.
Chapter 51 History of the Peninsula
Gu Ran suddenly remembered that he had seen online that historians of the Nanzhao Kingdom had also claimed that their territory extended south of the Yangtze River.
So, you two kingdoms, Goryeo and Nanzhao, ruled from the Yangtze River, while our Han Chinese people all lived in the Yangtze River, right?
That's absolutely outrageous!
The ethnic origins of South Goryeo can be traced back to two figures: Jizi from the Shang Dynasty in my country and Dangun.
Ji Zi is a historical figure recorded in the ancient Chinese book "Shangshu Dazhuan" (The Great Commentary on the Book of Documents), which dates back more than two thousand years.
Dangun is a mythical figure, and this mythical figure was only recorded in writing in an unofficial history during the Yuan Dynasty.
Then... the South Korean government destroyed the tomb of Gija, which they had worshipped for countless years, and instead went to find the tomb of Dangun, and invented and created the history of Dangun's rule.
Later, they actually discovered, or rather invented, the tomb of Dangun.
However, the tomb of Dangun is now in the hands of his brothers in the north.
This is quite awkward, because the brothers in the north have their ancestors' legacy, while the brothers in the south do not.
I wonder how the brothers in the south worship their ancestors.
As for later events, during the Han Dynasty, Lelang Commandery was established on the Korean Peninsula. Emperor Gaozong of Tang destroyed Goguryeo, and after that, Goguryeo successively submitted to the Later Tang, Later Jin, Later Han, Later Zhou, Northern Song, Liao, Jin, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties.
Goryeo had always been a vassal state of a major Eastern power, and it wasn't until the late Qing Dynasty that Goryeo dared to call itself an empire.
But they don't acknowledge these basic historical facts!
They considered their king to be an emperor, on par with the Middle-earth Empire.
They believed that their country, since the Three Kingdoms period, had dominated the east, overshadowed China, swept through the Central Plains, or invaded the border regions. They had fought bloody battles with the descendants of the Yellow Emperor for thousands of years. No other country in the East was as powerful as theirs!
In short, it's incredibly powerful, the best in the universe!
By the way, the era names you all use are based on those of Middle-earth, okay...
The historical buildings you have preserved are all in the style and specifications of feudal lords. Would you dare to use the specifications of an emperor?
The story of Toyotomi Hideyoshi's attack on Goryeo is even more incredible.
In South Korean textbooks, all the victories were won by Goryeo's Yi Sun-sin, while the Ming army did not contribute at all.
"Yi Sun-sin is the greatest general in East Asia!" the middle-aged, bald history teacher on the podium exclaimed enthusiastically.
Gu Ran listened to two lessons on the history of Goryeo, as if listening to a storyteller's tale.
He asked on the communication channel, "Are all South Korean history books this fantastical?"
“South Korea has its own national conditions,” Ha Ji-yeon said. “In fact, the general public’s history grades are not good. The textbooks are already very conservative. The unofficial histories written by the people outside are even more exaggerated. They even say that the Silk Road was opened up by the Koreans.”
Ha Ji-yeon was also aware of the situation in her country, so she felt no pressure to criticize: "The public is more willing to believe unofficial histories. For example, they are happy to believe that an arrow really did blind Li Shimin in one eye..."
She continued, "The existence of these unofficial histories has distracted most of the public's attention, causing them to stop paying attention to official history."
"Hehe." Gu Ran covered her mouth and chuckled. "I remember that in the history of the Dragon Clan, Li Shimin was a mixed-race person..."
"That's right, you've already started learning about dragon history?" Ha Ji-yeon asked.
"I occasionally flip through the textbook, do some pre-reading, just browse around casually," Gu Ran replied casually, then changed the subject, "By the way, doesn't South Korea have any native mixed-race forces?"
"According to the historical archaeology of the Secret Party, there are two mixed-race forces on the peninsula: one is the lineage of Gija who migrated from China, and the other is the lineage of Goguryeo."
"After Emperor Gaozong of Tang conquered Goguryeo, he relocated most of the people on the peninsula to the Central Plains. Those who wanted to leave followed him. Most of the mixed-race families who originally lived there also migrated back to the Central Plains. A small number of them stayed behind, intending to become local emperors."
Ha Ji-yeon said, "Then in modern times, under the conquest of the Snake-Headed Eight Families of the island nation, the mixed-race forces that remained on the peninsula were all slaughtered, and those who were not killed migrated to other places."
"As for now, the mixed-race people in South Korea are all new forces, most of them are influenced by the Secret Party, and some are influenced by the Snake-Headed Eight Families of the island nation."
Gu Ran thought to himself, if that's the case, then the conglomerates in South Korea probably also have the shadow of the Secret Party and the Snake Clan.
"Jin Shiyu, please come to the disciplinary office." At this moment, a student came over to relay the message to Gu Ran.
It seems that Shin Ji-chan went and tattled on us.
During recess, the classroom, which had been filled with quiet chatter, suddenly fell silent.
They looked at Gu Ran with pity, thinking that he probably wouldn't go back to the classroom and would definitely be expelled.
Moreover, with the college entrance examination approaching, being expelled at this time would likely have a significant impact on one's mental state.
Gu Ran stood up nonchalantly and walked out of the classroom.
……
Since being hit on the head with dog poop, Xin Zhican has missed the first and second periods of class; he went to the bathroom to wash his hair.
I washed my hair about ten times, and the 200ml bottle of shampoo was all used up.
But he still felt a smell on his head.
Xin Zhican couldn't swallow this insult, so after leaving the bathroom, he went to the disciplinary room to complain.
Tianle Group is a board member of this school and donates a considerable amount of money to it every year!
So Xin Zhican practically had nothing to do with the school!
Gu Ran walked into the disciplinary room and found a middle-aged man there, as well as Xin Zhican.
Besides them, there was also their class teacher, Quan Xiaomin, who stared at Gu Ran with concern in her eyes.
The middle-aged man is Zheng Zailong, the head of discipline, who is in charge of the school's discipline.
He was sitting in the middle seat. When he saw Gu Ran come in, he immediately slammed his hand on the table, stood up, and loudly questioned her.
He pointed his finger at Gu Ran's nose and launched into a tirade of angry words.
There was no simultaneous interpretation in the earphones; only at the very end was Gu Ran told that he had been swearing.
In fact, when Gu Ran heard Zheng Zailong spew out a bunch of 'Ashiba', she guessed that he wasn't saying anything nice.
It is said that South Korea's swear words are limited to just a few phrases, as if their language is quite impoverished.
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