Quick Transmigration: Straight Man Fails Again

On the first day of the month, I miss him and miss him.

The next day of the month, miss him, miss him.

On the third day of the month, I miss him and miss him.

On the fourth day of the month, forget it, he doesn't deserve it!

Lin Ji Nan nests on the stone bed, so bored that grass will grow on his head.

"Brother Tong, I really want to play computer games. I miss air conditioning and ice cream..." Lin Jinan was lying on a pillow made of animal skin, powerless.

"Mr. Lin, would you like to see the darkness with me?" The system calls up the game board, the single game does not need to be connected, and the headquarters will not find it lazy.

The task progress is very considerable, the system takes the salary, plays in the working time, is not natural and comfortable.

"Come on." Lin Jinan has found something to do. He wants to be in the world of watching again and again!

The system adjusts its own IQ to the same level as the host, which is fair to the opposite human machine.

Fang Qingyue can't help but step back half step to the irascible youth.

Lin Jinan lost the game, at this time is full of displeasure, he looked at the man disappeared for several days, found the object used to vent his anger.

The angel Moon Fairy met a little wolf cub. His weak throat knot was bitten by the other party. With such a heavy bite, he died.

The premise is, suppose he is a mortal.

Fang Qingyue raised her hand and rubbed the young man's hair, knowing why she was so angry when she saw me

"Can I bite you?" Lin Jinan grinds with his teeth, and his tone is vicious.

He shook his head and said, "No

"Why not?" Lin Jinan asked in reply. He sat up and straightened his messy clothes.

Fang Qingyue looks at him affectionately. The deep feeling in his eyes seems to have passed through hundreds of years. The vicissitudes of the sea and the changes of the stars have never changed at all.

He said, "if I die, you will be widowed."

"If you die, I'll remarry." Lin Jinan sneered, he looked at the man up and down, do not have deep meaning way, "but so."

"Oh? But is that so? " Fang Qingyue takes out an ice blue silk ribbon from her long sleeve, which is about three feet long.

Lin Jinan was blindfolded. He was held in his arms by a man. In the next three hours, he begged for mercy hundreds of times.

"Bad children are to be punished. Do you know what's wrong?" Fang Qingyue chuckles and sends the warm jade in her hand.

Warm jade is red when it comes to heat. It seems that it is born to be together. Along the way, there are many beautiful sceneries.

Lin Jinan's mouth is hard. He takes the opportunity to leave a tooth mark on the man's neck.

According to the legend of fairyland, the fairy is a real gentleman. He is gentle and polite and never cares about everything.

But he is Fang Qingyue. If he is bullied, he will retaliate severely.

The revenge was fierce, and the young man cried out and scolded him, and angrily drove him out of the cave.

Swearing host, but the body is very honest, he smashed his mouth aftertaste, "immortal taste son, wonderful."

"What is it like to be immortal?" The system does not understand, it sees the end of the youth's eyes red, a face full of expression, curious way.

"No words, no words..." Lin Jinan shook his head. It's gossip time, "are you with number one?"

"That one?" The system is in a fog. I don't know what the host is talking about.

"That's it, brother Tong. Don't tell me you don't know." Lin Jinan made enough hints, but the system is as simple as a child.

"Mr. Lin, the headquarters disinfected me today and said that I have some unhealthy things in my mind." The system innocently said that it felt very healthy and had nothing to delete.

Knowing the truth, Lin Jinan turned over and sighed, "brother Tong, you are only an adult attack. Would you please color your speech?"

The innocent Tong Ge said, "what is the color? Can I eat it? "

“……” Lin Jinan clasped his fist and said, "goodbye!"