Quick Wear: The Host is a Fox

Hello everyone, my name is Bai Xiaoqi. I am a vixen whose identity can brighten the eyes of a row of scumbags.

My father is the most powerful Lord God in the world;

My mother is Qingqiu Yiba, the king of all beasts.

...Actually, he is a peaches grower in Qingqiu.

And the crystallization of these two big men——

I, Bai Xiaoqi!

He's a big coward who doesn't care about his mother and doesn't love his mother, and is disliked all day long.

Me, in fact, I'm as fierce as a tiger outside, and cowardly in front of my parents.

I went out with No. 1 yesterday and beat the cubs of Hu Lao San’s family to cry; the day before yesterday, I robbed the candied fruit that Hu Lao gave to his grandson from the world; the day before yesterday, I went to Mother Hu’s geography and stole a big watermelon…

——Although I was beaten up by my father when I got home.

I pushed No. 1 to take the blame, and I talked a lot, which was full of emotion and moved to tears, but my father didn't believe me, and he punished me to pick 100 baskets of peaches for my mother.

That's right, my parents didn't hurt me at all, and they didn't even want to put their arms around me to sleep.

but. I recently discovered a strange thing.

In my father's and my mother's room, every night, there would always be strange noises.

Mother seems to be fighting with father, and mother seems to be unable to fight.

I thought to myself, how could my father bully my mother?

So, as the incarnation of justice, I rolled up my sleeves and rushed into the room to rescue my mother.

However, No. 1 pulled me back.

He said that father and mother did not fight, they were just sitting on the movement of the great harmony of life.

I narrowed my eyes and looked at him scrutiny.

I understand.

I finally understand why my father is so kind to my mother.

Because he beat up his mother to meow at night, naturally he has to be nicer to her during the day, otherwise she will get angry, and he will get out of Qingqiu to be his solitary master god!

I felt that I had discovered a great secret, and the sense of loss that I had not been loved in my heart melted away when I thought of my mother who was even worse than me.

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Once my dad drank too much and told me through gritted teeth.

The reason why he named me Bai Xiaoqi was because the day my mother was pregnant with me, he asked for it seven times in total.

Dad felt that this number was too small, which made him disgraced, so he named me Bai Xiaoqi.

...to remind myself at all times to work hard and keep fit.

Later, I had a younger brother.

His name is Bai Shiqi.

Daddy hurts the Seventeenth. Crying at the Seventeenth National Congress will give him a whiff, and the Seventeenth will satisfy him if he wants to hug him.

On the contrary, it was me, as soon as I stretched out my hand to hug him, I was greeted with two big white eyes, "A person who is one or two hundred years old has no hands or feet?"

Me: Look, this is eccentricity!

No. 1 was still beside me and comforted me, saying that when I was seventeen, my father would hug me every day to make me happy.

Hmph, that iceberg face, who would believe it!

However, even if my father is partial, I still feel bad for Seventeen.

You should understand that kind of loneliness that has been invincible for too long?

It's like there's a little more follower behind me. I need to cover him as much as possible, so that he can inherit my mantle and make a name in Qingqiu.

Seventeen always likes to stick to me, and always likes to kiss my face.

Leaving a wet slobber every time, then giggling and running away.

Dad and Mom also like to lie on the peach tree and watch us play and play. Sometimes they disappear. No. 1 said that they went to other small worlds for vacation.

Seventeen and I were sitting on the ground and drawing circles in a boring way, wondering, they are tired of being together every day, don't they feel annoyed?

Moreover, we also want to go to the small world to see...

When No. 1 heard the words, he continued to tell the story of the love between our parents who were about to have calluses on our ears.

"It's a long story. When the Lord God was not the Lord God, he came down to transcend the tribulation and just met the host..."

Damn, I know, I know, my parents are loving and loving, happy and happy, okay?

Hey, Daddy will come back when he comes back, why is there another child in his arms?

-End of the book-