Rebirth and daily cultivation
#966 - master!
Before Jiang Ning and his companions had taken a few steps, the sound of an engine suddenly came from behind.
A black Audi drove to Uncle Tang's house. The door opened and a young woman came in first, followed closely by a middle-aged man with a beard.
He was wearing a yellow Taoist robe and holding a whisk in his hand, looking like an immortal.
"Hey, Master Meng, you're here!" Uncle Tang held his old waist and greeted him respectfully.
Master Meng was very impressive. He raised his eyelids and said, "You are the old man with a serious illness, right?"
Uncle Shennong Tang nodded quickly and led him to his home.
Teacher Qian was eating melon seeds at the door of his house and introduced him: "He is Master Meng, very famous in the area. He can not only tell fortunes, but also cure diseases."
Chen Siyu was curious: "Is it true? Is it that amazing?"
Teacher Qian's eyes were sharp: "Before, in the village to the south, an old man went missing. His family searched for him for several days but couldn't find him. Later, they came to Master Meng for help. He only said the word 'South', and then the family searched south and soon found the missing old man."
Chen Siyu was shocked: "Uncover the secret?"
Zhang the Butcher who was standing next to him heard this and sneered: "What kind of trick is this? Overlord!"
Black-backed wolfhound: "Wang!"
Butcher Zhang held up two fingers and waved them sideways: "Go!"
As soon as the words fell, the black-backed wolfhound kicked its hind legs wildly and pounced on Master Meng at a rapid speed.
Chen Siqing was stunned: "Oh my god, Jiang Ning, is your neighbor so cruel? He openly lets his dog commit crimes!"
A huge vicious dog pounced at him with the murderous aura of a wild beast. If he were an ordinary person, he would probably be so scared that his scalp would go numb and his legs would go weak.
Master Meng just shook his Taoist robe slightly.
As Ba Wang just ran to him, Dog Face suddenly felt pain, turned around and ran back, sneezing twice.
Butcher Zhang was dumbfounded, "What happened to my beloved dog?"
Master Meng showed no emotion. He was in the rural business and had been prepared for this.
It's just a dog, what's there to be afraid of?
"Ouch, Master Meng, my waist hurts!" Uncle Tang complained, "It's an old problem. The hospital can't cure it. Recently, the pain is so severe that I can't sleep."
Master Meng said: "Your bones and muscles are not injured, but your three souls are unstable and the earthly evil is wrapped around your waist, so your waist hurts!"
Uncle Tang agreed repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I was angry and scolded recently, and I was infected with bad things!"
Master Meng: "It's okay, wait for me to do something, and a bowl of magic water will be enough to cure it."
Xue Yuantong didn't catch the pigeon. She leaned over and whispered, "The magic water must be expensive, right?"
Teacher Qian was amazed: "Old Tang is usually a stingy person, but he is willing to spend money to hire a master to treat his illness."
As far as he knew, Master Meng sold a bowl of talisman water for one hundred and eighty yuan.
Xue Yuantong: "Mr. Tang is not stingy at all. He is willing to spend a lot of money playing cards. He loses hundreds of dollars at a time."
"So, is this master really that powerful?" Chen Siyu was curious.
Teacher Qian: "Anyway, from what I know, in many nearby villages, those old men and women who are sick and don't trust hospitals especially like to buy talisman water from Master Meng, and he has a very good reputation."
"You saw what Ba Wang did just now..." Even though Teacher Qian had received an orthodox education, he was still skeptical.
Chen Siyu: “Great!”
She ran over and asked, "Master, can I ask when I can win five million in the lottery?"
Master Meng glanced at her and calculated with his fingers: "You play rock-paper-scissors with me. The day you beat me is the day you win five million."
Chen Siyu was overjoyed. This was not a difficult task. She could definitely win once after trying dozens of times!
"Come!"
Master Meng said calmly: "You go out first."
Teacher Qian said, "Master Meng's disciple, look, that girl in front said that her master is only one head of white hair away from becoming an immortal master. If her master doesn't tell fortunes now and goes out to play for fifty years, he will be an immortal master when he comes back."
Chen Siyu: "Nonsense, if you live another fifty years, everyone will be dead, then you must have become an immortal!"
Teacher Qian looked at the little girl. He had taught for many years and had seen twins before, but why did this little girl have a temperament that was both smart and not smart?
Master Meng was performing a ritual in the courtyard, dancing and singing.
Later on, he asked everyone to leave and only left him and his apprentice in the yard.
Uncle Tang and Old Lady Tang had no choice but to wait outside the door.
Chen Siyu wanted to watch how others cast spells and learn some skills, but she couldn't enter the yard.
Xue Yuantong suddenly had an idea: "Follow me!"
She sneaked back home and took out the tablet, and Chen Siyu was puzzled.
Xue Yuantong said: "I just installed a camera for Mr. Tang, and now I can connect it with my tablet."
After saying that, she poked the software, clicked in to check, and had a panoramic view of the scene in the small courtyard.
The female disciple was chanting scriptures nearby and guarding the door at the same time.
Master Meng took out a board of medicine, picked out the capsules, and poured them into the bowl of water.
Chen Siyu was stunned.
After pouring the medicine, the process is completed.
His apprentice let Master Tang in, and Master Meng picked up the bowl and said, "Drink!"
At the same time, he silently recited the Tao Te Ching to drive away the evil spirits.
Afterwards, Uncle Tang respectfully presented two hundred-dollar bills to his apprentice, and his apprentice gave him twenty in change.
After finishing, Master Meng maintained his immortal appearance and walked towards the Audi sedan.
At this moment, something suddenly occurred to him and he turned to look at the twins. If he could have two such disciples to support him, he would probably have a bright future!
Master Meng deliberately threatened: "You two have unknown fates, I'm afraid there will be great disasters in the future!"
Chen Siyu thought he was being mean and ignored him.
Master Meng didn't mind. Anyway, he had already opened up the market for Heba Bungalows, and there would be opportunities to patronize them in the future. He would scare them every time he came!
Master Meng stroked his beard and took another step forward, but he didn't notice that a capsule fell to the ground.
Chen Siyu had sharp eyes and quickly reminded: "Master! Master! Your medicine fell!"
Master Meng paused and continued forward, while his female disciple bent down and picked up the small orange capsule.
Chen Siyu asked loudly: "Master, is this the medicine you put in the bowl?"
"Master, why don't you speak?"
Master Meng: "Alpaca!"
Butcher Zhang had been unhappy with the master for a long time, and now he brought Ba Wang to encircle him. Teacher Qian came over to watch the fun and also came over.
Teacher Qian saw the medicine in the female apprentice's hand and said in shock: "Isn't this ibuprofen capsule? It's a painkiller!"
He hurriedly called out to everyone, including the guests at the farm house and Boss Yang.
Master Meng's scalp tingled.
Finally, Uncle Tang checked the surveillance footage and discovered that Master Meng had indeed drugged the patient.
…
Master Meng was arrested by the police.
This is his first time to come to Heba.
Lin Zida and Zhuang Jianhui were also watching the fun, along with Gong Jin, Wang Yong, and two pretty girls. One of them was Xu Wenyi, who had appeared on the ice at Heba before. She was a dance art student from Ancheng, but unfortunately she had crooked teeth.
After the fun ended, Lin Zida looked at the slingshot in Jiang Ning's hand and asked, "Are you going to shoot birds?"
He recently helped Boss Yang and learned that there were pigeons causing trouble in the strawberry greenhouse.
Jiang Ning: "Just playing for fun."
But when Lin Zida looked at the equipment in Chen Siyu's hand, he felt that they were serious.
"OK, I'm going to go fishing by the Huishui River. I recently found a pond suitable for wild fishing."
Jiang Ning: "Isn't the farmhouse's pond enough?"
Lin Zida sneered: "Hey, it's an artificial pond after all, it's not difficult, I just want to make it exciting."
As they talked, a group of people walked towards the farmhouse together. Jiang Ning was there to remove the bird damage, but Lin Zida was still short of some tools.
Near the strawberry greenhouse, Xue Yuantong tied the woolen thread to one end of a wooden stick and used the other end to prop up a basket. He then pulled the woolen thread and continued to extend it until it stopped more than ten meters away.
Chen Siyu scattered a handful of corn kernels under the basket.
Xu Wenyi and Xue Yuantong had met once before, and now he came closer with curiosity: "Can such a simple trap catch pigeons?"
Xue Yuantong was full of confidence: "Don't worry, I used this to catch sparrows when I was a kid!"
At this time, the girl next to Xu Wenyi came over. She had long straight black hair and a friendly smile: "Did you play so much when you were little?"
Xue Yuantong glanced at her and thought she was quite friendly and pretty.
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She and Chen Siqing waited patiently.
Sister Chen Siyu carried a snakeskin bag and went hunting with Jiang Ning.
Guests were picking strawberries in the strawberry greenhouse, and pigeons were eating the strawberries in the greenhouse. Yang Fei was so anxious that he could only stare blankly, but he couldn't catch the pigeons.
Seeing Jiang Ning coming, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Jiang Ning, come and help me take a look."
"Yeah." As he spoke, Jiang Ning pinched a kernel of corn, wrapped it in the pocket of the slingshot, and pulled the rubber band.
An arrogant pigeon was still stealing strawberries, not afraid of Jiang Ning at all.
Chen Siyu commented: "This pigeon is quite beautiful, with a colorful neck."
Yang Fei: "Not only are they beautiful, they are also very smart. Jiang Ning, you..."
With a "pop!", the corn kernels broke through the air and hit the pigeon's colorful neck.
The pigeon tilted its head back and fell asleep on the spot. The pigeon was dead.
The scene was silent for a few seconds, and Boss Yang paused.
Jiang Ning urged: "Siyu, what are you daydreaming about? Pick it up."
Chen Siyu finally came to her senses and said in shock: "Jiang Ning, you are so amazing, you hit the target in one shot. It will be effortless for my wife to give birth in the future!"
Boss Yang: “?”
No, the current high school students have a bit of...
Jiang Ning said seriously: "Ahem, pick up pigeons."
Chen Siyu quickly ran to the strawberry field and picked up the pigeon. When she held it in her hands, she felt its feathers were soft and still had some warmth left.
Jiang Ning put another kernel of corn on it and fired at the pigeons flying around in panic in the greenhouse, and another pigeon lay down.
After several attempts, all the pigeons in the strawberry greenhouse were eliminated, and Chen Siyu carried a snakeskin bag with a full harvest.
Jiang Ning walked to the door of the greenhouse and ran into Lin Zida. He asked, "How is it, Jiang Ning? It's not easy to get rid of it. I guess I need to use a bird net."
Chen Siyu: "It's over."
Lin Zida held the fishing rod and said, "Haha, Boss Yang, let me tell you, technology is the key!"
Zhuang Jianhui, who was behind, also thought that Boss Yang's idea was out of this world. Slingshot shooting required too much skill. He admitted that Jiang Ning was very strong...
Chen Siyu shook the heavy snakeskin bag and said, "I mean, we've caught all of them."
As she spoke, she opened her bag to show them.
Lin Zida: “Uh…”
After Jiang Ning dealt with the pigeon, he went outside to find Tongtong.
Tongtong was still waiting for the pigeons to enter the basket, but Jiang Ning felt it was too slow. His invisible spiritual power turned into tentacles, instantly controlling two pigeons that were staying nearby to eat, and made them jump under the basket.
Xue Yuantong pulled the wool and the wooden stick fell over. Under the basket, there were two pigeons in it.
"Hehe, I told you I could catch him!" Xue Yuantong was extremely proud and tried to prove her strength to Chen Siqing and Xu Wenyi.
Her strength was demonstrated to the fullest.
The friendly girl with long black hair was slightly surprised: "Is this possible?"
Xu Wenyi studied it carefully: "The question now is, the pigeons are in the basket. When you open the basket to take them out, will they slip away through the gaps?"
"If I catch the pigeon directly with my hands, what if I get pecked?" Xu Wenyi thought.
This is indeed a problem.
The girl with long black hair smiled innocently: "I hope they won't peck at me. Pigeons are very friendly birds."
Her elder sister Chen Siqing had been observing her. Just now, while she was waiting for something to happen, she learned that this girl was studying in Ancheng. It was said to be a very expensive international school. The girl's name was Yin Yu.
I don’t know why, but Chen Siqing felt that this girl was smiling, but she looked a little weird, and there was a coolness and coldness between her eyebrows.
Compared to her sister, Chen Siyu prefers to judge people by appearance: "Not biting? Why don't you try to get it?"
Yin Yu still smiled politely: "Let me try."
As she spoke, she bent down slightly, and her loose wide-leg pants and black long sleeves highlighted her slender waist.
Gong Jin signaled Wang Yong with his eyes: "Where did you find this guy?"
Wang Yong whispered, "They are from our neighborhood, the family members of the leaders who were airdropped in."
This girl had just arrived and had become friends with the girls in their yard not long ago. This morning, when he and Xu Wenyi went out, they ran into her. Before Wang Yong could even say a few words to invite her, she came over to play.
"Brother Jin, is it inappropriate?" Wang Yong asked.
Gong Jin stared at him intently: "Okay, remember to increase your efforts next time!"
Wang Yong made an OK gesture.
Lin Zida and Zhuang Jianhui looked at the intimacy between the two of them and felt uncomfortable. They felt unhappy that their capable subordinate was taken away by someone else.
Wang Yong followed them for a year and a half, but now, less than half a month later, he went straight to Gong Jin!
"I'll go to Class 8 and contact Wang Yong some other day. This guy is quite reliable." Lin Zida made up his mind.
When Yin Yu went to lift the basket, Jiang Ning did not stop him but watched quietly.
Wang Yong couldn't bear it any longer: "Yin Yu, stop it. Although pigeons don't bite, it would be bad if they ran away. Let professionals handle it."
He neither denied Yin Yu's words nor stopped her from taking risks.
Gong Jin: "Yeah, don't take any risks, they caught him with great difficulty."
Yin Yu saw them trying to stop him and reluctantly stopped.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I was rash. Fortunately, I didn't let the pigeon go."
So, we are back to the situation where the pigeon is covered.
Jiang Ning said: "It's not that troublesome, Tongtong is open."
Xue Yuantong opened the basket, and sure enough, the pigeons immediately slipped out from the gap.
Everyone was worried, afraid that the pigeon would run away.
At this moment, Jiang Ning pulled the slingshot and fired two more shots of corn kernels, and the world became quiet.
Chen Siyu packed the pigeons and returned home with Jiang Ning and others with a great harvest.
Xu Wenyi looked at Jiang Ning's back, still remembering his calm demeanor just now, which showed his extreme confidence in his own skills.
Gong Jin was equally envious. He increasingly felt the benefit of having a strong skill. If his table tennis skills were better, he would not have been sold.
Lin Zida clapped his hands and said, "Okay, everyone has their own strengths, now it's our turn to show off!"
Zhuang Jianhui said coldly: "By the river."
Wang Yong: “Let’s go!”
Gong Jin: "Hey, lead the way!"
Xu Wenyi secretly complained: "It's quite a ritual."
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