Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

Someday in the future.

An old man sat down facing two young men, a man and a woman, and began to tell stories.

"Children, let me tell you a story, a magical story about how I met your mother..."

"Come on! Dad, can you skip this beginning and tell the story directly!"

"Yes! Or let's talk about the mother part directly. You have been telling us for several months and are still talking about your romantic love story with Aunt Robin. When will it end?"

"Okay, okay! The story officially begins. The autumn of 2007 was the most painful period of my life. You know, I just met Robin at that time. When I saw her for the first time, I knew I fell in love. she……"

"Yeah, yeah! We all know that you and Aunt Robin fell in love at first sight, can you skip this part?"

"No! It was precisely because Robin and I fell in love at first sight that the autumn of 2007 turned into a nightmare hell for me. Okay, don't look at me like that and continue with the story.

In the fall of 2007, after I confessed my love twice and was rejected by Robin, although I still loved her deeply, I knew I couldn't force it, so I chose to let go temporarily and become good friends with Robin.

The five of us, Uncle Matthew, Auntie Lily, and Uncle Barney, used to hang out at the McLaren Pub, and it was a happy time.

During this period, Robin had several relationships, but they broke up quickly. Of course, I was often dragged into being a wingman by your Uncle Barney..."

"Dad! Seriously, are you sure you are dragged there every time by Uncle Barney?"

"Ahem. This is not important! What is important is that in my heart, I love Robin deeply and have been waiting for her. And I also feel that Robin also loves me. She just didn't dare to accept it until Owen Led back to New York by Barney..."

"Wow! It's Uncle Owen!"

"Uncle Owen finally appears, ah beat~"

"Dad, you don't need to say it. Aunt Robin must have fallen in love with Uncle Owen, and this love is just like the way you fell in love with Aunt Robin at first sight. It's wonderful and profound, so it makes you very painful, right?"

"...You are such a clever little kid. How did you guess it? I remember every story before, but you couldn't imagine it?"

"Oh, dad~ I don't need to go into details~"

"..."

"Yes, Uncle Owen is so powerful and the Kung Fu of the Other Shore is so cool. When will you ask him to come over and teach me again?"

"Yes, yes! Uncle Owen is so amazing. After so many years, he doesn't seem to age at all. He is still so young, handsome, and extraordinary. Oh, God, if he was not Chinese, I would definitely think that he is the incarnation of an angel. Yes, I really want to be with him..."

"Stop, stop! Jesus Christ! Baby, what are you thinking about? Don't look like that. He is your elder, how can you think like that!"

"What's the big deal? If not, Uncle Owen looks about the same age as us, and we are not related by blood. Love is free and sacred. If Uncle Owen hadn't been unwilling, I would have wanted to be his girlfriend!

And I remember that you and Uncle Owen don’t have a good relationship. I’m willing to do anything to make up for the rift between you~”

"Sister, I support you! If Uncle Owen becomes my brother-in-law, he will definitely be closer than my uncle. Then it will be easier for me to ask him to teach me Kung Fu on the other side, awesome!"

"Oh, my god! Baby, what did this scumbag Owen do to you??? Was it that time he came over and took you to Ocean Park to play and touched you? You are only 18 years old. I want to kill him. !”

"Dad, you said that I am 18 years old, officially an adult, and can make my own decisions. Besides, don't tell me that when you and Uncle Barney were young, you never dated girls who just came of age?"

"We must have dated! I saw Uncle Barney's Twitter yesterday and he was dating a beautiful girl who looks younger than us. Uncle Barney is so cool!"

"Uncle Owen is cooler!"

"Stop! Did Owen touch you?"

"Put down the shotgun, Dad, relax. I remember you were a gun-banner and a righteous person. Why are you like Aunt Robin now, always pulling out a gun? Although I really want to have a romantic date with Uncle Owen, but Owen My uncle refused every time.

But I can also understand it. Just look at the female companions Uncle Owen goes out with every time, and you will know that I must be not pretty enough and my figure is not good enough~"

"Oh, baby! Don't be sad, in my eyes, you are the most beautiful!"

"Thanks, Dad, but I wanted Uncle Owen to say this even more."

“…o(╥﹏╥)o”

"Hahaha!"

"Son, why are you laughing?"

"Haha, haven't you read Uncle Barney's guides on picking up girls? What my sister just said, if you say it to Uncle Barney, the effect will be explosive!"

"Really?"

"Of course, Uncle Barney's catchphrase is: daddy is home~"

"Hehe, I understand. What a great idea. Why have I never thought of it before? I must try it with Uncle Owen next time!"

"no!!!"

The elderly Ted Mosby looked at his young and beautiful baby daughter in horror, and a thought flashed through his mind: "The autumn of 2007 was not at all the worst and most painful hellish nightmare period in my life. Now That’s right!

God, please forgive me for my indulgence when I was young. I know that I have hurt many good girls, Victoria, Stella, Zoe, Cindy, Karen... and countless girls whose names I can’t remember. I’m sorry. You are young and ignorant, please do not punish my baby.

Damn it, Irving is almost 60 years old, why does he still look like he's in his twenties? Are the people on the other side great? If you have money, you can do whatever you want, can you even keep your youth? "

Being interrupted like this, the old Ted Mosby was no longer in the mood to tell his children about the story of finding their mother. He only had one thought now, which was to carry a shotgun, fully loaded with bullets, and die together with Owen. When the time comes, Owen loses control and blasphemes his precious daughter.

As a former apex predator, he did not believe in Owen's integrity at all, because facing a very active young and beautiful girl, especially this girl also had a special identity, let alone Owen and Barney, if they were replaced by the former He, he can't bear it a few times...

Fall 2007.

"Owen, I'm going to kill you!!!"

"Wake up, wake up, Ted, what's wrong with you? Are you having a nightmare?"

Ted woke up suddenly, looked up, and saw Matthew and Lily looking at him with concern on their faces.

"Yes! I just had a nightmare."

"What dream?"

"I dreamed, hey, I can't remember it at all."

"Oh, poor Ted."

Lily looked at Ted with pity in her eyes: "The news that Owen is coming this weekend must have put too much pressure on you, but don't worry, you also know who Owen is, wait for him to play... wait until this fresh energy passes. , he and Robin will definitely break up, and you will still have a chance by then. I have always believed that you and Robin are a perfect match."

"Yeah, brother, it's illegal to kill someone. It's not worth it for Owen."

Matthew patted Ted on the shoulder and advised gently: "Besides, this is Robin's own choice. Be strong. There are many good girls out there. You just need to wait patiently."

"I understand, thank you."

Ted forced a smile and murmured in his heart: "You don't understand that after Robin and Owen date, will it still be my blue French trumpet..."