At the critical moment, Ding Li said, "Don't worry, this is just a magic trick."

Hearing Ding Li say this, many audience members quieted down, but the next scene changed their expressions again!

Ding Li "accidentally" pushed the cart, and the cart turned into two halves!And Gulinaza's body also became "two halves" with the cart!

"Ah!" The scream came again.

The people invited by Xu Fei even encouraged them again and again: "He is a murderer, everyone hurry up and arrest him!"

The security guard at the theater was also pale and looked at Ding Li in horror.

Ding Li was calm, put the cart back together, and then stuffed the head and feet of "Gulinaza" into the box.

"Next, it's time to witness miracles."

Chapter [-] "Foot Washing City"

As Ding Li's voice sounded, almost everyone looked at Ding Li, even those who were a little flustered!

Ding Li showed a smile and opened the box directly, but there was no one in the box!

The bald head of the people invited by Xu Fei continued to shout: "Ding Li not only killed people, but also hid the body! Hurry up and call the police!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the lights on the stage shot towards the back of the auditorium, and the audience's eyes moved along with them. When they saw the person in the beam, there was thunderous applause!

"How... how is it possible?"

The bald head stared at the person in the beam, it was the "dead" Gulinaza!

Since Gulinaza is still alive, everything he said is invalid, and the people who were originally inspired by him also cast a mocking smile at him.

The bald head had to sit down with a blushing face, waiting for the next opportunity.

The bald head is a little depressing. Is this different from the script Xu Fei said before?

The task they received was to make a big fuss about Ding Li's performance and ruin Ding Li's reputation.Previously, Xu Fei swore that Ding Li would perform badly, but where is the performance now?It's clearly a beautiful performance, isn't it?

After the first show was finished, the second show began.

When the audience saw Gulinaza and Ding Li appear, they burst out laughing!

At this time, Ding Li and Gulinaza were both wearing makeup, and the white flowers on their faces were the famous "harlequin" makeup!At this time, Gulinaza also changed her image from the past, wearing a suit with a braid on her head, just like a silly rural "erya"!The audience laughed at the sight of the two dressed up.

After that, Ding Li stood behind Gu Lina Zha, but he was tall and burly, and Gu Lina Zha couldn't cover him at all, so he had to squat down.

This opening made the audience very confused, what is this for?

Generally speaking, performances are all about trying to stand in front for the audience to see. What is Ding Li like now?The audience was very curious, and their eyes were attracted to the past.

suddenly!

Gulinaza made a comical gesture of handing over his hands, his mouth closed, and Ding Li's voice came out.

"Harry Oil, I opened a foot-washing city. The location is in Jinpenling. Jinpen washes feet, so you can have a "foot" addiction..."

What Ding Li chose was the classic double reed of Qizhi and Dabing in his previous life: "The City of Washing Feet".

After Ding Li learned the double-reed expert skills, coupled with his own first-class singer skills, he perfectly restored Da Bing's words. The Changsha accent mixed in it not only did not affect the program, but added a lot of points to the program.

At this time, Gulinaza also performed vividly, and the funny appearance and novel way of the show made the audience laugh at once!

Then Ding Li continued to speak in Mandarin with a Changsha accent: "The city makes money by washing feet, I only charge him fifty yuan for washing one foot, and I make a lot of money for washing 100 feet? I wash his [-] feet a day, how about [-] feet? Calculate how much it costs, [-] is... [-]! My father's holiday, July [-]st..."

At this time, the people in the audience had almost completely burst into laughter, especially when they heard "June [-]st...my father's holiday", many people laughed outright.

The bald man laughed until tears came out, where do you remember the trouble?

Fortunately, the younger brother below said at this time: "Boss, boss, are we still making trouble?"

"Let's make a pi... Well, of course we have to make trouble!"

The bald head suddenly stood up and said loudly: "What a piece of shit!"

It's a pity that it's too far from the stage, and the sound can't pass through at all.This voice was not heard by Ding Li, but was heard by the audience around the bald head.

"Big brother, what do you want to do? Are you doing something? If you want to do something, believe it or not, I'll pull you into the dark corner next to you and beat you up?" A big man in the northeast stood up and pointed at his bald head.

The bald head burst into flames and said, "Are you courting death, kid? Believe it or not..."

Halfway through the speech, the bald head suddenly couldn't go on, because he saw hundreds of people suddenly stand up here, almost all of them speaking a Northeastern accent.

"What do you say?"

"No...No, watch the show carefully, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" The bald head who was still arrogant and domineering suddenly turned into a turtle, and he no longer dared to make a sound.

The little commotion here did not affect the stage.

When Gulinaza heard Ding Li's words, she suddenly became "angry" and kicked Ding Li's pi stock with one kick.

"Come out to me, what culture is your boss?"

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter again.

When the director under the stage saw this scene, his eyes were red again, and he muttered: "The level of this show is definitely enough to participate in the Spring Festival Gala! Cameraman... Cameraman..."

The cameraman turned his head and said to the director: "Director, don't talk about it, it will affect the shooting, we all recorded it carefully!"

Having said that, the cameraman pointed to several other positions, which made the director laugh.

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