Resident Evil Multiverse Of Madness

"Huff, huff, huff, f.u.c.k they're gaining on me" I yell at the top of my lungs out of frustration at my current predicament.

"Leave me alone! F.u.c.k! Where is it? Where is it? The deposit is supposed to be somewhere around here." I whisper to myself so not to have the nearby animals become aware of my position. Well, not that it matters for all I know the plants are also alive in this f.u.c.k.i.n.g jungle. Ever since the release of the T-virus infection I wouldn't be surprised if the rocks started hissing at me right about now.

I run through the jungle searching for the rare metal deposit indicated on my scanners. "Should be right around here."

"F.u.c.k I can't find it." I say frustrated as hell and stomp the ground with all my might not caring about the nearby animals that could hear me. I am beyond pissed at the false information I stole off The Umbrella Corporation servers a while back, guess that what you get when you steal too much –eventually you steal nonsense.

After the stomp I felt the land below my feet give way and I fall into the depths of the abyss. "Awww f.u.c.k! It's been nothing but bad luck since Alice and I broke up!" was my last thought as I fell to the bottom of the sink hole.

My name is Zeel.

I am a genius multi-dimensional world traveler who is currently stuck in this apocalyptic wasteland,

Here I found things I never thought possible,

I discovered some of my dormant emotions over the past few years,

Though so far it had been limited to Revenge, Love, and Anger,

Speaking of love,

I even fell in love with a wonderful girl named Alice,

We got married about a year ago,

The marriage lasted for about three months before shit went bat crazy,

Couple months ago we had a major argument, Alice wanted to use the clones as suicide bombs basically,

And with my new found emotions out of control, one thing led to another when we disagreed,

Now here I am in the Amazon jungle in Brazil searching for one of the few metals I have yet to collect,

.... Vibranium.

Over the last six months I have been all over the world planting cases which will be of use later on.

Now despite all this talking I haven't told you all about the life lesson I have learnt during these couple months.

"Never, and I repeat never... argue with your wife, if you're a man reading this then just know your wife or girlfriend is always right, and even if the girls are clones of herself – your wife will still get jealous when you f.u.c.k them"

This was a lesson I learnt the hard way, so if you see clones just avoid them at all costs.

*Groan*

"ugh, where am I?" I ask myself, genuinely expecting a result since talking to myself had become a sort of pass time without Alice around.

I study the environment only to find that I am underground with no exit in sight. The previous place I had fallen from seems to be blocked by layers and layers of rubble; thought not so much I can't power my way through, but doing so without proper calculations could make matters worse instead of better. Coordinating myself properly, I begin to explore this new environment with the use of my scanner which use to be my watch.

"50 meters forward. Huh" I say as I check my scanner so I could find what I came for and leave. It has been six months since I last saw Alice and though we had broken up I knew it was kind of just a phase we'd go through as I wanted to explore the world and look for useful materials and Alice seemed to have a deep vendetta against the Umbrella corporation.

Of course there were deeper issues at play, I know this was just the surface problems; looking back at it now, I can see my lack of trust was truly the problem.

**

"Finish boning every damn clone here?" Alice asked clearly angry.

I was extremely tired and had not time for her nonsense today so I replied "Oh yeah, I notice the amount I bone getting less and less, how many of your sisters are left after that last raid forty girls?"

Alice went quiet for a while which further irritated me, so I decided to strike the finishing blow "Are you not tired of killing them off because of jealousy?"

Alice eyes went wide as she asked "Is that what you think of me? Is that the kind of person I am to you?"

At the end of her statement she was basically yelling at me.

The emotion I had been holding back, bubbling beneath the surface erupted at that time "Who do you think you are to yell at me? I made you, and I will f.u.c.k.i.n.g break you if you think you can leave me even for a second" I yelled at her face as I drew closer and gripped her neck with a strength that would kill a regular human.

Sadly, the emotion I had been suppressing the entire time turned out to be anger, for the first time in my life I was angry. I knew that I would probably do something crazy had I remained near her so I left the next day and went on a journey of self-discovery. 'The last thing I want is to hurt someone I love' was all I wrote on the letter I left behind.

**

After I revisited the memory of the breakup for the umpteen time, I make my way through the cavern with upmost caution, since I didn't want to be one of the people who die randomly in the apocalypse.

"Swish"

I jump back so fast it leaves a blur behind, as I look down I notice for the first time since I came to this universe – I am bleeding. A lateral line across my c.h.e.s.t, had my intuition not warned me I have no doubt I would be dissected into a perfect half.

"Swish"

This time I was prepared enough to avoid whatever it was, the nearby cave wall was sliced apart. I turn his head to the left where I see the world's largest humanoid praying mantis.

'Four Burst Technique' I thought as my perception of time slows down as I shoots two bullets at the eyes, simultaneously moving forward and giving a full strength blow to the carapace several times.

*thud* *thud* *thud*

All of a sudden I freeze in surprise as for the first time my weapons and strength does no damage to the beast in front of me.

"First time getting hurt first time my punches do no damage. Sigh, a lot of my first happening here. All that's left is anal now." I mutter before quickly thinking 'Don't jinx it you asshole'

Zeel turns to run but is a bit too slow as the creature strikes blowing him away in the process.

I then notice the scanner lighting up, so I turn and yell "Over here you ugly looking insect thingy." Though I was not sure if it would work, it still got a response out of the creature as it followed me where I ran.

A cat and mouse chase begins for a couple minutes before I and the mantis enter a wider area, I then jump into the air and dive into the nearby underground water simultaneously throwing a grenade behind myself. If this place is what I think it is then staying above water without any sound dampening equipment would kill even a cat with nine lives.

*tick* *tick*

The grenades I throw land at the feet of the insectoid creature and explodes doing no damage whatsoever to the Mantis, but I cover my ears in the water as a loud screech echoes through the cave compounding on the walls and being amplified until the creature's internal organs begin to liquefy from the intensity of the noise.

When the noise dies down, I crawl to the shore bleeding form my orifices' and enter a deep slumber as I thought 'There goes the anal v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y as well'.