Return, starting from cross-border

After Xin Juchang stopped Ma Jingjing from continuing to pat the horse, he continued:

"Actually, this table tennis ah, I don't play well. How did you say I won the championship that year? It's all moisture! Xu

Lang's acting skills are also good, at least at this time, the audience and netizens have forgotten the "CBD in the graveyard".

"Can't be, it's not all moisture, didn't you just say, you have to be the runner-up in one year."

Ma Jingjing immediately discovered the problem in Xinju's long words, and quickly hit the snake with the stick.

"The runner-up should always be won by real strength, right? This logic makes sense! Give a thumbs up for your wit.

Ma Jingjing spoke her heart on stage, and the audience's thoughts were also taken away by her.

And yet...

"Yes, I was the deputy chief of Juju that year."

Shin Ju Chang replied of course.

"I'm Nima, it's really okay!"

"Obeyed! Thoroughly served!

"This burden really doesn't want money to throw away~

" "They all laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and they wanted their lives!"

The

audience was laughing, and the madness of the barrage almost never stopped.

Unknowingly, Yanjing Satellite TV's real-time ratings have reached the top!

This caused several directors of David TV to watch this sketch written by Zheng Yi "Cast His Favor".

"By the way, didn't you just say that you have good news to say? What's the good news? Shinju

obviously didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, but asked about the content of the phone.

This can ask Ma Jingjing!

The good news in her mouth has just been criticized by the leader, how can this make her round?

Ma Jingjing, who couldn't make it up, decisively came to a dumping bag!

His gaze looked menacingly at Hao Jian on the side, and he spoke: "Ask you, what good news." "

Asked me?" Hao Jian was directly dumbfounded, what does this matter to him!

This scene is so funny and too ironic!

Have credit to me on, there are problems you solve!

If it can't be solved, then you will bear the consequences.

Hao Jian held back for a long time, and finally held out a sentence: "My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao News." "

Your name is Hao Xinxin?" Xin Juchang chuckled, maybe he wanted to see how the two of them acted...

"What the did you give him, what did you say?" Ma Jingjing hurriedly took over, wanting to complete the lie as soon as possible.

"So what are you looking for me for?" Xin Juchang did not look at Ma Jingjing, but looked at Hao Jian and continued to ask.

"What do you say I'm looking for you? Can't guess, right? "

Hao Jiangu talked about him left and right, because he really can't make it up!

"If you can't guess, I'll give you three days, and then tell me when you guess."

Saying that Hao Jian was leaving, he really had to slip away at this time.

But how could Ma Jingjing let him go! Who is behind him when he is gone?

As a result, Hao Jian was forced to be helpless, and he forced himself to speak:

"I want to report!" Report those who practice table tennis outside, their movements are too big, squeaking and screaming, which seriously affects the horse to go to work and sleep!

As soon as Hao Jian's words came out, Ma Jingjing fell directly from the sofa in fright.

Hao Jian knew that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly changed his words: "Affect the writing materials!" "

Hehe, I'm witty!

This scene also caused the audience to laugh.

It's really funny and too sharp! And the cooperation between Wang Bo and Liu Jian is really very tacit.

"This is, make a small report with me?" Shinju Chang was a bit of a surprise.

But the next words are a little meaningful.

"This little comrade is very 'timely', just after I have sorted out the situation."

What a "in time" ah!

At this moment, the three old men no longer knew what to say.

However, such a stage should actually appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and it will be broadcast on Yanjing Satellite TV at this time, and it will feel a little less interesting.

Ma Jingjing looked at Hao Jian and hurt him angrily: "You said you are redundant?"

"I heard that there is a little comrade named Hao Jian, who has strong professional ability and active work, and this side has decided to regularize him!"

At this moment, Xin Juchang suddenly mentioned this matter without a clue.

And when Hao Jian heard it, the excitement on his face was difficult to hide.

But then he was instantly deflated, resisted the urge to pump himself, and forced a smile: "I, I'm really happy for him!"

Wang Bo's expression also won enough applause from the audience, and this aggrieved appearance was indeed very pleasing.

"Hao news, you should learn more from Hao Jian." Xin Juchang looked at Hao Jian and removed the net around Hao Jian's neck as he spoke.

"You, don't keep taking any stage names, otherwise there is really good news, and you can't accept it, how sad."

Well, the new leader is like a mirror in his heart, apparently he investigated clearly when he came.

"I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong." Hao Jian was very ashamed and sincerely apologized at the moment.

Hao Jian was obviously really admitting his mistake, however...

"Enough! Is this your fault? Ma Jingjing suddenly shouted loudly.

"Du Juchang, it's my fault, if you want to say it, just talk about me."

Good guys, this is obviously not the end of it.

At the end of the skit, another slap in the face!

Ma Jingjing saw that the situation was not good, and rushed to admit his mistake!

Is this proving that one's ideological consciousness is high?

What a deep, cow!

"Enough!" Du Juchang also broke out at this moment.

After stopping Ma Jingjing's, the stern voice continued:

"Ma Jingjing, sycophant, black sheep!"

"I came today to receive a teaching, what an eye-opener! Wait for processing!

Du Juchang turned to leave after speaking, while Ma Jingjing chased after him in a hurry.

At this time, there was only one Hao Jian left on the stage, but the lines did not stop.

"Something big happened, the horse of the unit was also photographed."

"I kind of understood that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must refuse Huang, refuse to gamble, and refuse to slap horses!"

"Don't always think about what the leader likes, think more about what the people need!"

Echoing from beginning to end, in Hao Jian's last line, the sketch "Cast Your Favor" ended.

In fact, here in the original version, it was said again to refuse table tennis.

This also attracted criticism, and finally a public apology calmed things down.

Here Zheng Yi directly changed it to refuse to slap, which can be regarded as a kind of point.

Don't attract unnecessary criticism because of a baggage, it is not beautiful.

At this time, the three old men in the audience looked at each other and communicated in a low voice.

"This year's Spring Festival Gala's sketch, no matter the quality, meaning, or even the burden of laughter, is not as good as this!"

"It's a pity, such a skit should be performed at the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Gao Feng, this kid let us come over and see, won't it be a small report?"

"Otherwise..." No

one knows what the result of the final discussion between the three is, because their voices have long been drowned out in the applause of the audience!

Liu Jian and Xu Lang, who had just run off the stage, also returned to the stage and bowed together with Wang Bo to call the curtain.

In the warm applause of the audience, the three stepped down again.

However, when the three bowed, the camera actually gave Zheng Yi, who was laughing and clapping in the audience, a big close-up!