Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Class Reunion 11

Benedick from Mexico is extremely popular as a criminal who has been on the wanted list all year round but has never been caught.

As soon as he entered the dungeon, this man first cut the noisy neighbor into pieces, and then crushed Wang Kangquan to death without hesitation.

received unanimous cheers from the audience.

A total of fifty chosen ones entered Mexico, and Benedick’s own live broadcast room audience accounted for 90% of the audience’s attention across the country.

When other countries saw how lively the live broadcast room was, they thought it was some Mexican treasure star, and they all clicked on the information to check it out.

Damn, it is indeed Mexico, known as one of the three major cancers in the world.

For a moment, they didn’t know whether to complain about the government’s inability to catch criminals or the people’s enthusiasm for crime.

Benedick was halfway through the journey when he naturally saw the old woman on crutches.

But he kept the rules in mind and curled his lips,

Turn the steering wheel directly and run over the old man.

The old man had not yet completed his mission. His body was solid and was flattened into a piece of cake in an instant.

A spread of round pancakes made of minced meat.

There are still two obvious car marks left in the middle.

It stands to reason that if the Chosen One missed such an important clue, viewers from any country would have cursed it: “What a shame.”

“You should stop and take a look, you are blind and blind.”

But Mexico seems to be different.

There was a burst of cheers from the barrage.

“Good pressure.”

“Ty cool, long live Benedick.”

“You useless old thing should have died a long time ago. Thousands of old people in the world should die. They are no longer useful to society.”

“Government, please send a reminder to our chosen ones. What is the use of you?”

Mexican government: “…”

“Fuck, I won’t do it. Just die in there…”

The Mexican government chose to respond with silence. No matter how much the people cursed them, they just stood still, like a turtle, huddled in its shell and started pretending to be dead.

They also know the problems they face. Due to the economic downturn, many farmers began to grow drugs in order to make money and became the minions of criminals.

They didn’t pay attention at first, but by the time they realized it, this trend had almost begun to prevail, and no matter how hard they tried, there was no way to completely stop it.

So much so that Mexico finally became one of the three major cancers in the world.

…

Time flies, and the rest of the journey either encounters traffic jams, or a bunch of glass particles suddenly appear on the road as we walk.

By the time Xu Ye arrived at the entrance of the Dihao Hotel, it was already 5:30 in the afternoon.

It was only half an hour before the party started.

“Damn, it’s really not easy. Fortunately, I set off early.”

Xu Ye went to pull out the car keys left in the front seat, and was shocked to find that the battery meter next to him only had one-third left.

“Nima, this crappy car…is still leaking electricity?”

Helpless, he spent another ten minutes wandering nearby, found a charging station, and plugged the car into it.

What if I still need to drive myself when I go back?

…

The leakage of electricity did not only happen to Xu Ye. It took Xu Ye about twelve hours to fully charge the entire car.

It took two thirds to reach the finish line.

In other words, the chosen ones need to spend at least eight hours charging before they can successfully reach the party location.

This makes those who wake up late instantly put on a mask of pain.

Is there anything more frustrating than driving halfway and your car runs out of battery?

There is no way, charging is not like refueling, it can be done in a few minutes.

In the end, in order to comply with the rules and successfully arrive at the hotel, these people had no choice but to make one choice… go there with their legs.

However, walking on your own legs is undoubtedly much slower than driving.

When these people came to the agreed place out of breath, they found that the hotel was operating normally, and they couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

“It should be here, right?”

This was a small three-story building, with people coming and going at the door. The sign with the word “hotel” on it, and the location displayed on the map on the mobile phone, made the chosen one feel completely relieved and walked in.

The moment he entered the door, a burst of darkness hit him, and he felt a dull pain in his head.

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodss ones.”

The audience in the live broadcast room with God’s perspective could clearly see that the chosen one was covered with a black sack and knocked unconscious with a stick.

When he opened his eyes again, the chosen one found that he was locked in an iron cage and his whole body was placed on the stage.

A host next to him gave a passionate speech: “The second competitive product is a human and animal animal. The meat quality is absolutely new.”Fresh, just caught. ”

The audience was buzzing with people, and every weird person looked at him with aggressive eyes, as if he was sizing up a good piece of meat.

“I’ll give you five hundred weird coins.”

“Eight hundred.”

“One thousand dollars.”

“Then I have one thousand and one…”

“Okay, one thousand and one times, one thousand and one times, deal!”

The Chosen One was dragged off the stage. He was surrounded by weirdos and sent into the kitchen. When passing by the hall, he saw the banner above.

“Dihao Hotel will serve you wholeheartedly.”

“Di Hao… Di Hao? There’s only one word difference, so that’s it. No wonder the name is not fully written on the plaque at the door, so he deliberately lured me into taking the bait.”

At this moment, the chosen one was so blessed that he remembered the rules he saw when he first entered the dungeon.

[Rule 1: The class reunion will start at 6 pm on October 29th. The location is the Regal Hotel. Don’t go wrong. 】

Don’t make a mistake… He was only focused on digging out the previous information, and didn’t read the last sentence carefully at all.

“It turns out that every word in the rules is not in vain.”

This was the final awakening of the chosen one. He used his life to draw a new lesson for the world. Unfortunately, it was too late.

The audience couldn’t help but sigh.

But it’s just a pity. A person who can sleep soundly until 12 noon in ghost stories is not worth distracting too much of their sympathy.

Today’s failure was already doomed.

In this level, dozens of people were randomly eliminated due to insufficient battery.

This made many countries dumbfounded. They regretted it very much. When the Chosen One did not go to the garage in the morning, they were extremely entangled in whether they should use the prompt opportunity. They always thought of waiting, just in case the Chosen One wanted to get up and go. What about checking the car?

It wasn’t until noon that they didn’t have time to charge, so they issued the prompt slowly, thinking that there was only ten kilometers to go, and four hours of charging would definitely be enough.

The result is what it is now. Even if the country tries hard to figure out why the car is leaking electricity, why can the car still be driven? Not afraid of being electrocuted.

As a result, the reminder opportunity was used up, but the person was not rescued…

It’s just a waste of blood.