Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Family 17

Unlike Luo Lan, the situation faced by the chosen ones from other countries is slightly more complicated.

The wife who was cared for by her husband buried herself in the man’s arms and cried deeply.

This cry seemed to release the bad emotions that had been held in the heart for many years, and also brought the relationship closer between them.

There was reconciliation between the wife and her husband.

His wife took Xu Ye’s hand, put it on her cheek, and looked at him lovingly: “I think…”

Xu Ye said coldly: “No.”

Why,

Am I so easily led around?

“I don’t want what you said you want, I want what I said you want, but I don’t want it today.”

My wife’s eyes were sparkling, she was so domineering, and she loved him even more.

A blush flew up on his face, and he said shyly: “Okay, I’ll listen to you, I’ll wait for you to come and ask for it~”

Xu Ye looked indifferent, took away his wife’s paw, turned around and left.

…

On Chen Yue’s side, he pointed his index finger at his wife’s forehead and complained: ‘Wow, you are not a human being. You have just finished visiting the grave and you still want to do such a dirty thing…’

“You were so pure and beautiful in my heart…”

The more he talked, the sadder he became. His wife showed a guilty expression on her face, and felt that she had gone too far, so she let him go for the time being.

Chen Yue returned to the guest room, slapped his chest hard, suppressed a strange flush on his face, and started coughing.

Damn it!

His first time, he almost confessed here.

Barrage: “Why does he look like a victim, as if he has been wronged in some way?”

“Chen Laoliu, I didn’t see it, you are quite upright.”

“It’s not impossible for you to refuse so decisively, right?”

…

As for the chosen ones from other countries, they all looked confused after receiving the invitation.

The rules clearly state that doing something with your wife can enhance your relationship and is good for clearing the level.

However, let them take off their clothes in front of the world’s audience, although based on past experience in dungeons, there is a high probability that there will be mosaics.

But it’s still shameful.

Damn it, why didn’t Mosaic slap it on the face, but on the body? What’s the use?

While complaining, he quickly weighed the pros and cons in his mind.

Forget it, face is not worth mentioning in front of survival.

Besides, it is the wife who suffers in this matter. What should I, a grown man, be afraid of?

As a result, the practices of the Chosen Ones were roughly divided into two groups.

One group chose to reject their wives due to moral issues or loyalty to their significant other in the real world.

The other group agreed to the wife’s request by hook or by crook and prepared to spend a wonderful night.

Unfortunately, this “wonderfulness” is different from what I originally thought.

After all, they are not professionals like Luo Lan, and they are not skilled enough. One night passed, and two chosen ones were tortured to death.

Barrage: “It’s so scary, I’m going to have a shadow over this kind of thing.”

“Ooooooo, IMy eyes, please, wash them. ”

“My family members don’t know. If the defense is broken, my wife will not even spare the dead. She has a way of whipping corpses.”

“It seems like Luo Lan is really awesome.”

…

On the sixth day, Xu Ye sat on the sofa and ate melon seeds.

On the TV, an advertisement from a pharmaceutical company was being played: “Recently, the Little Red Riding Hood (antipyretic drug) developed by our company has been successfully launched. It contains H1M35 ingredients and is specially designed for patients with persistent high fevers. One pill will ensure you feel cool.” ”

“The following introduces you to our scientific research team.”

A group of men and women in white coats appeared in the video, nodding and bowing to the audience. The second person from the right in the last row had long flowing hair, was mature and charming, exuding the aura of a young woman… and it was his wife’s face.

“Click”, the door handle turned from the outside, and the little son jumped into the house.

A melon seed peel popped onto the TV button at the right time, and the screen instantly turned off.

“Dad!” The youngest son waved something in his hand: “There is a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow.”

Xu Ye took it and it was an invitation letter. The words on it seemed to have just been written on it, it was sticky and still bleeding.

Xu Ye had quick eyes and quick hands. He quickly put the things on the coffee table without stains. He laid them flat and looked again: “Class 1, Class 2, classmate Xu Xiaoxing.”

“Please come to class on time at eight o’clock tomorrow morning to attend the parent-teacher meeting.”

As expected, in the evening, Xu Ye received another invitation letter from his eldest son. This letter was relatively clean, written with a pen, and the handwriting was strong and beautiful:

“Please come to Class 4, Grade 6 to attend the parent-teacher meeting on time at nine o’clock tomorrow morning.”

Xu Ye thinks these words are a bit nice to write.

…

The invitation specifically mentioned the word punctuality.

One is eight o’clock, the other is nine o’clock, with only an hour apart in between. Many of the chosen ones are beginning to worry, what if tomorrow’s time cannot be arranged?

But if they go with their wives and each attend a parent-teacher meeting with their son, the matter can be perfectly resolved.

At the dinner table, before the Chosen One could make a request, his wife spoke first: “When this project is completed, the leader has said that I will be promoted to director. Now is the critical moment for the project…”

She spoke with great interest, but the Chosen Ones’ expressions became increasingly gloomy as they listened.

[Rule 8: Participation in the parent-teacher conference is a must, as it is conducive to family harmony. 】

Isn’t that right? People are getting a salary increase and promotion. If you have to ask for leave now, wouldn’t it be a disappointment and detrimental to family relations?

The chosen one was unwilling to give in and tried to express his request.

The wife’s face changed: “If you can’t do this little thing well, what’s the use of you?”

Then they offered a whole Little Red Riding Hood pill.

…

At night, under his wife’s coy, tender, shy and charming gaze, Xu Ye snorted coldly, and walked into the door of his room domineeringly as if he didn’t recognize his relatives.

The night is getting deeper and deeper:

“Dad, are you there?”

“Dad, would you like to take a look at me?”

“Woof woof woof~” Several dog barks sounded in the room, with some kind of warning in their voices.

The surroundings quickly became quiet.

Fortunately, Xu Ye didn’t sleep deeply this time. He sat up, bent his upper body downward, and looked into a pair of green eyes under the bed.

“Dad, I finally see you!”

“Don’t ever go to school.”