Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Wangyou Town 7

A note dropped.

Content: No use of force for one hour.

Reward: Strength Point +1

“Snapped!”

The note was crumpled into a ball and thrown out.

Xu Ye pulled the switch and the chainsaw buzzed:

“Change it, it’s been so long, are you looking for death?”

“Believe it or not, I’ll smash you in an hour.”

A red light emitted from the statue, obviously very angry.

Zhou Casshu stood aside, his heart beating wildly: “I’m dazzled. Did it move just now?”

Xu Ye said with a straight face: “Look at you, don’t you accept it?”

With a crash, the hand was sawed off, white plaster fragments fell to the ground, the man’s clothes on the thigh were cut off, and a key part was hit, leaving an extra hole.

Another note fell from the sculpture’s hand:

Content: No use of force for one minute.

Reward: Strength Point +1

Zhou Cassava: “???”

That’s okay, you can still bargain for a job.

Similar to the experience of the two, the chosen ones in other live broadcast rooms took on different tasks.

What these tasks have in common is that they are very simple to complete, such as greeting others like Zhou Casshu, singing on the roadside, and even silly tasks such as jumping in place a few times and running fifty meters.

But the benefits they received were undoubtedly huge.

We left the church at 6:45.

The two of them rushed to a nearby place of prayer.

[Rule 3: Every night at seven o’clock, it is the prayer time for all residents. You must participate, which helps to relax. 】

There is no need to ask specifically. At this time, everyone is walking in the same direction in the town, the small square with the mayor’s sculpture built in the flower bed.

A group of very good-looking men and beautiful women greeted the two of them enthusiastically, and Zhou Casshu responded habitually.

Who doesn’t like beautiful things?

Don’t reach out to hit the smiling person.

Even though he knew there was something strange about it, he still couldn’t help but let down his guard.

Zhou Cassi asked softly: “Is everything weird in the world of ghost stories?”

Xu Ye denied: “Not necessarily, there are also aborigines.”

“oh……”

The gentle warm breeze brings the fragrance of yellow roses, gently touching everyone’s nerves. Hassan, who was at the front of the team, led everyone in prayer.

“Dear Sir Cypress, we pay you our highest respects. Please use your divine power to take away the troubles of the world with the fragrance of these flowers…”

As the prayer gradually progressed, Xu Ye noticed with sharp eyes that the statue in front of him seemed to have become darker.

There are two statues in the dungeon, with different materials and different colors.

The statues in the square are made of iron and are black, while the churches are made of plaster and are white.

Xu Ye felt that the iron statue in front of him was darker, completely beyond the color of ordinary iron.

The prayer lasted for nearly an hour. When the activity ended, the statue of the mayor was as dark as a black hole, unable to reflect any light.

Everyone looked satisfied, as if they had finally finished their work for the day, and dispersed one after another.

Beside, Zhou MuTu Tu circled on the spot, his body swaying: “I sucked it~”

“The way I feel now is like I’ve finished smoking D.”

Xu Ye: “?”

“Have you ever smoked?”

Zhou Cassiopeia: “No, but I am so happy. It seems like all the burdens of life have been lifted off at once, and I feel so happy. I think the happiness of smoking D is nothing more than this.”

This kind of happiness reaches its peak when I return home and see the flowers blooming in the yard according to my own ideas.

“Oh my God, it really came true. I thought it was just a casual comment.”

After Zhou Cassava got the key in the afternoon, the only thing he was dissatisfied with about the entire small yard was that the flowers were not in full bloom.

Such a small complaint is now a simple task and has been realized by changing hands.

It seems to confirm those two rules:

[Rule 2: If you have any troubles or unhappiness, you can talk to the church statue. 】

[Regulation 3: The statue can meet any of your requirements. 】

Is it true that the idol is omnipotent as the rules say?

Zhou Casshu thought to himself, and there was a slight ripple in his heart.

…

kimchi country,

His son Xiaofeng was surprised to find that since his mother finished praying, she never mentioned forcing him to study again.

The unhappiness in the past was like a floating cloud, passing by unconsciously.

There is a rare harmonious atmosphere between mother and son, where they can calm down and get along.

…

In the Romantic Kingdom, Pierre looked at his ex-girlfriend Fenty smiling broadly at him, and put back the strange prop he had just taken out of his pocket.

He understood that the reason why his ex-girlfriend behaved so abnormally was probably because she was influenced by the sculpture and had forgotten the unpleasantness that had happened between them before.

But he suddenly felt reluctant to wake him up.

Pierre’s prop is a pack of cigarettes, which can drive away some of the mental pollution as long as it is lit.

He hid the lighter secretly in the drawer.

…

In the Bald Eagle Empire, Adam looked at his companion who was so excited that he was about to die. He took out the cross without hesitation and hit it on the head.

The companion was beaten to a bloody head.

Adam looked directly at him: “Your happiness can only be determined by the Holy Father.”

The security guard showed a horrified expression. At this moment, in his eyes, Adam was no longer a companion, but a demon more terrifying than weird.

But as the Bible verses continued to be output, the security guard’s eyes became blurred and he gradually began to lose consciousness.

Adam took back the cross with satisfaction, looking satisfied.

Like an evil beast that has just had a feast.

In the past, he was incompetent and his words were spoken lightly, especially this security guard who stopped himself from telling the truth time and time again.

Now that he has entered Guitaan, he naturally wants to preach and carry forward his ideas.

Thinking of the familiar person in the church, Adam snorted coldly. Make an independent posture like a golden rooster, don’t sleep, stand straight on the spot, put your hands together.

This is his way of “penance”.

Barrage: “What’s wrong with Adam? It feels weird.”

“It seems that the information is right. This guy is a lunatic and he actually attacked his teammates.”

“What priest? I think he wants the whole world to revolve around him.”

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