Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Wangyou Town 13

“ah!”

Screams rang out at the same time, coming from Haisan and Zhou Casshu.

Then came the sound of vomiting.

After a while, Haisan came back weakly holding on to the wall: “You, what did you give me to eat?”

“Guess.” Xu Ye was stunned, confirming a certain guess from the side.

Haisan vomited even more violently, and his stomach was already clean. He began to vomit acidic water, and asked in confusion: “Why are you doing this… to me?”

Xu Ye had long discovered that Haisang during the day and night were not the same person, or that they were two different personalities of the same person.

Hassan during the day does not know what happened at night, and does not have the abilities at night.

So Xu Ye took the opportunity to grab the man’s collar: “Eat quickly, don’t let me down.”

Haisang vomited while eating, with a painful expression on his face. Looking at him like that, if Xu Ye hadn’t been watching, he would have wanted to hit his head against the wall and die.

“Hahaha.”

Xu Ye was satisfied and raised the corners of his lips. All the unhappiness in his heart last night disappeared.

He knew that the way to eliminate negative emotions was never to suck them away. It was the hard truth to face it and defeat it.

Barrage: “It’s so scary.”

“Suddenly I feel that Boss Xu Ye’s style is no weaker than that of the dungeon boss.”

“I just want to ask, which one of you is the weird one?”

Zhou Casshu, who has been at the scene and witnessed the whole process: “…”

After returning from the restaurant, Xu Ye advised as usual: “It would be bad for you if you don’t go to church to do that task.”

Zhou Casshu was obviously more obedient this time. He put his feet together and stood at attention: “Yes, sir.”

…

On the other side, Kimchi Country,

After the mother and son had a big fight that day, their son Xiaofeng became much more sensible.

It seems like I have suddenly grown up overnight, and everything I do follows other people’s wishes.

The son became more and more taciturn, and even the audience noticed something was wrong, but the mother was very satisfied with this.

She felt an unprecedented sense of happiness, and did not realize that every time she directed her son to work, he would see a look of despair on his face afterwards.

On this day, the mother woke up from her lunch break, touched the bed at hand, and found that her son was not there.

Suddenly, she went crazy and got out of bed barefoot.

But when she searched every corner of the room and nearby places, she found no trace of her son.

He rolled his eyes and thought of something. He raised his kitchen knife and walked angrily to the other side of the street.

The mother knocked on the door of one of the houses, and what appeared was a beautiful little girl, about the same age as her son:

The mother couldn’t help but ask: “Tell me, where did you abduct my son?”

Barrage: “Oh my god, I’m so suffocated.”

“With a mother-in-law like this, whoever falls in love with her son in the future will not be scared away on the spot.”

“She doesn’t love her son at all, she just wants to control him to fill the emotional void she lacks after losing her husband.”

“What’s wrong with the little girl? She just chatted with his son… and didn’t fall in love at all.”

“Isn’t his son in church?”

Yes, the mother in the dungeon didn’t know where her son was, but the viewers in the live broadcast room could see it clearly.

After his mother had just gone to bed, the son sneaked into the church alone and expressed his feelings to the sculpture.

[Rule 2: If you have any troubles or unhappiness, you can talk to the church statue. 】

[Regulation 3: The statue can meet any of your requirements. 】

The boy knelt in front of the statue and said eagerly: “I heard that you can do anything. Please help me. I will give you whatever you want.”

“Including my life.” Xiaofeng held his head in pain.

He couldn’t stand it anymore. He really couldn’t stand it.

In the past, life was difficult, and she still had firewood, rice, oil and salt to share her mother’s energy. Now, all material conditions are met.

He was the only one left in his mother’s eyes, asking for unlimited care and love from him.

It is obvious that what the mother wants is an obedient puppet, not a complete human being.

Under such suppression and torture, the delicacies in my mouth gradually became no longer appetizing.

Xiaofeng was in great pain.

I even miss the time when I used to study hard. At least during the study period, I didn’t have to look at my mother’s face dryly.

“Lord Mayor, please save me.” Xiaofeng Bang Bang Bang kowtowed several times.

“Silly boy, why would I want your life?” A gentle voicecame the voice.

Xiaofeng raised his head, in disbelief, the mayor actually talked to him.

Such a beautiful voice seems to soothe the pain in the soul, like a real mother.

“The church is open to all its believers. As long as you trust enough and are pious enough, all your requests will eventually be fulfilled.”

“Trustful enough… pious…” Xiaofeng chewed these words over and over again: “Can I really trust you completely?”

“certainly,”

“Okay, I am willing to trust and be loyal to you forever…” Xiaofeng felt relieved, and at the same time, an inexplicable feeling surged through his body.

After doing all this, Xiaofeng left the church and walked towards home. I met several residents on the road, and they enthusiastically invited Xiaofeng to play together, but they declined:

“Sorry, I have to go home now. Let’s go together next time.”

Barrage: “He seems to have no problem, his logic is clear, his thinking is active, and he is polite and polite in dealing with others. He is quite normal.”

“I was scared to death. I thought Xiaofeng had been brainwashed.”

When I returned home, I saw my mother who was having a quarrel with her neighbors from a distance. I didn’t know why she was going crazy. There were two more fingerprints on the little girl’s face.

“You’re back?” When the mother saw her son, she immediately pointed at the little girl next to her. The villain complained first: “It’s this bitch who tempted you to disobey mother, am I right?”

“I, I didn’t.” The little girl said pitifully with tears in her eyes.

If it had been in the past, Xiaofeng would have had an attack long ago when faced with his mother’s accusations. But this time he didn’t. Instead, he calmly grabbed his mother’s arm and said, “It’s time to go home.”

The force was so surprising that the mother, who wanted to continue her mischief, had no choice but to follow her son’s footsteps.

In the small, dark wooden house, the woman’s eyes were bleeding with blood and tears, and her tongue was pulled out. She usually cursed people vigorously, but now she was leaning helplessly on the corner.

“It’s really solved… The mayor is indeed omnipotent.” A pleasant male voice came.