Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 10

Yes, when everyone was still worried about having their wages deducted, Xu Ye didn’t reply all night, and he didn’t participate in the aerobics session the next morning.

The minute hand jumped to nine o’clock exactly, and Xu Ye stepped into the company on time with his left foot.

“Dip, clocked in.”

The clock-in machine, which had not been used for who knows how many years, made a crisp sound.

Mr. Zhao came with a group of people, shouting and screaming, pointing at Xu Ye’s nose in a menacing manner, and his first words were: “Do you know you are wrong?”

Then, before Xu Ye could react, there was a burst of output directed at him.

Disrespecting the leader, locking the door privately, not attending early meetings, and so on, which add up to more than ten crimes.

Xu Ye was stunned. He walked to the door of the company and pointed at the employee regulations on the wall: “Are you illiterate?”

Mr. Zhao: “?”

Xu Ye explained one by one: “Working from nine to six, it’s normal for me not to attend the morning meeting.”

“Lock the door privately. Why don’t I lock the door after get off work?”

“As for respecting the leader, aren’t you implementing flat management?”

“Are these things posted on the wall fake?”

After Xu Ye said this, the employees behind him all looked at him with strange eyes, with mockery in their eyes.

“Okay, okay, tell me this.” Mr. Zhao put his hands on his hips, with a bulge sticking out of his fat belly, which was thicker than a swimming ring.

Although it was a lie, of course he couldn’t admit in public that there was a problem with the employee code he had personally posted, so he vented his anger on others: “Come here, tell me who recruited him?”

The human resources manager trotted over in high heels and pointed at his head: “Mr. Zhao, there is something wrong with him here.”

“What do you do for a living? Don’t you know how to look at it during the interview?”

The human resources manager woman felt aggrieved, her black ponytail tied behind her back and swaying with her delicate body.

She thought to herself that when it comes to recruiting, it’s quite normal, and she looks smarter than everyone else.

However, you must never say such words, otherwise you will not tell others that your vision is poor and your judgment is wrong.

The human resources manager pushed up his glasses, stepped forward, and whispered: “Well, he’s good-looking. Isn’t this the only requirement for our company to recruit a front desk person?”

After hearing this, Mr. Zhao looked at Xu Ye carefully and became very angry.

“No matter how good-looking you are, they are not as good as me.”

However, this is an angry statement.

Even a blind man can tell who smells younger just by smelling them.

Mr. Zhao is old and smells like an old man.

“Okay, from today on, you can go to the live broadcast room.” Mr. Zhao waved his big hand and made a decision: “In addition, all your salary for this month will be deducted.”

Xu Ye retorted: “This is different from what is written in the contract.”

However, no one responded to his complaint. As Mr. Zhao left, everyone patted their butts and dispersed together.

Barrage: “Hey, I thought the company would fire those employees who were so disobedient to discipline.”

“Yes, after all, Boss Xu Ye’s behavior seems to be incompatible with the entire company.”

“Could it be that it looks so good that the company thinks it’s still valuable and can use it again at the end?”

Seeing Xu Ye standing there in a daze, muttering about the contract and so on, Zhao Yaqin walked over and smiled sadly:

“Jiejiejie~”

“The contract is still there, please be more careful.”

She unfolded the paper and saw an extra page suddenly appeared in the heavy paper contract.

[Supplementary Regulations:]

[Employee salary structure: It is composed of basic salary + performance salary + job subsidy.

Note: Performance pay is a salary given by the company based on a comprehensive evaluation of employee attendance, work performance and other aspects in the month. 】

I didn’t pay attention when I signed the contract, but the word “general” was added in front of the 1,000,000 salary.

“Total salary” and “salary” have two different meanings.

Who would have known that with one more word, the meaning would be completely different.

Zhao Yating laughed loudly: “Unexpectedly, your basic salary is 500 yuan, and the rest is all based on performance.”

In other words, except for 500, whether other money will be given depends on the company’s evaluation.

Barrage: “I’m going. There are many routines in the workplace. I want to go back to the countryside.”

“I guess the others don’t know about this, right?”

“It’s so miserable, this weird story is heading towards the destruction of the whole army.”

“You, you, you… don’t follow martial ethics.” Xu Ye looked angry. However, if he looked carefully, he could find that the newly added supplementary regulations did not have the word “good faith” at the bottom of the paper.

“Hahaha, that’s what HR is for, for the sake of the publicThe company saves costs. “Zhao Yaqin put her hands on her hips and laughed heartily.

As a result, he laughed so hard that he lost his breath and fell to the ground twitching.

died.

The new receptionist who came to take over covered her lips: “What happened to her?”

He said in horror: “Did you kill her?”

Xu Ye: “I said she died laughing, do you believe it or not…”

The new receptionist ran to report to the leader. Soon, several security guards came forward and dragged the person away.

Zhao Yaqin’s death did not set off any sparks.

One second, she was vowing to save costs for the company.

The next moment, he was treated like a dead dog and thrown out of the company.

It’s really ridiculous.

…

Xu Ye came to the live broadcast room, which was an empty venue with many employees gathered. Everyone held a mobile phone in their hands and looked at the screen in a pretentious manner.

Several of the chosen ones greeted Xu Ye, but some of them remained silent.

After all, from a certain point of view, Xu Ye’s current salary is 0, which is not as good as their chance of passing the customs.

Ivan was grilling meat, and next to him there was a lot of food, beef rolls, mutton rolls, pork and fruit.

In order to increase the fans, he also worked hard, stuffing fist-sized pieces of fat into his mouth, one piece after another, and his mouth was full of oil.

He doesn’t want to do this, but there are too many people doing mukbang these days, and no one cares about ordinary eating methods.

When Ivan saw Xu Ye, he subconsciously asked for help:

“Help me boss, I only have 1,000 followers now.”

It’s far from getting 10,000 followers in three days.

“good.”

Xu Ye walked over, without saying a word, raised his knife, chopped off a piece of meat from his arm in front of the audience, and put it on the rack to bake.

The bright red meat seemed to be alive, and it squirmed a few times.

“wow~tai cool spicy”

“So handsome, I love you, please play this more.”

“Love to watch.”

“I love eating human brains and rewarded me with a small plane.”

“The corpse oil lover rewarded me with a Cupid’s arrow, and added the message I love you, love you, love you.”

In an instant, Ivan’s fans kept rising, and soon the number reached 5,000.

Ivan: “???”

His eyes widened in disbelief, how could he still be like this?

Xu Ye had already passed him and fiddled with the rule book in his hand. It said that the rules could not be reviewed by people from other departments, but he had now been transferred to the live broadcast department.

The audience in Ivan’s live broadcast room were all booing and asking him to eat the meat, saying that they would reward him for the carnival.

Ivan was cruel and put the roasted piece of meat to his mouth.

Then, before he could eat anything, he vomited~