Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 17

Xu Ye sat in front of the computer,

Customer: “If you don’t refund the money, I will fight with you and come to your company to find you.”

Xu Ye: “Compensate.”

Customer: “You bunch of profiteers, do I need this little money? Do you know how much anticipation I have in waiting for this bag of apples?”

Xu Ye: “Twice the compensation.”

customer:”……”

“I’m sorry, I just spoke a little harshly. He is the best person in the world.”

Throughout the morning, Xu Ye clicked on the after-sales service for all customers who came to trouble him.

At the same time, the money he owed the company reached a new level.

People who didn’t know, thought he sold himself to the company.

Six p.m,

When Xu Ye came home from get off work, Pierre stood up and followed him.

Xu Ye and he were old acquaintances. They had worked together before. He patted him on the shoulder and said, “Well done, old man. You are the bravest.”

“It’s a pity that I’m not the leader of the customer service department, so I won’t be able to stand up for you tomorrow.”

Pierre sighed with an expressionless expression on his face: “It doesn’t matter, I figured it out, it’s all about death. Instead of killing yourself while working overtime, it’s better to be more relaxed in the last moment.”

Barrage: “Pierre looks so sad.”

“I hope Mr. Xu Ye can comfort him.”

“Yes, Mr. Xu Ye is the nicest person. He will definitely not watch his old friend become decadent.”

Weird Talk World, Xu Ye’s eyes lit up after hearing what he said.

He grabbed the person’s shoulders with both hands and shook him from side to side: “Old Pi, you have been in the world of ghost stories for so long, and finally, like me, you have understood the true meaning of life.”

Pierre’s eyes were confused: “???”

Xu Ye: “Live towards death, come on, you can do it.”

Pierre was even more confused.

Ruan Baoshan, the Chosen One of Vietnam, cooperated with Pierre seven days ago and was able to ensure sleep time. I had a rice set meal with Pierre six days ago and found no problems.

So today, he came to the two of them and expressed that he wanted to go back together.

Pierre: “Aren’t you afraid of salary deductions?”

Ruan Baoshan immediately patted his chest: “Don’t be afraid, I believe you.”

What am I afraid of? There must be reasons for the two veteran chosen ones not to stay and work overtime at night. He, the newly chosen one, can just follow suit.

Pierre glanced at him silently and said straight to the point: “You’d better go back. I’m too mentally exhausted and don’t want to continue to pass the level, so I’m seeking my own death.”

Ruan Baoshan immediately said: “Then I will die with you.”

He was on the short side, only about 1.6 meters tall. He wore a wrinkled red plaid shirt on his upper body, and the corners of the shirt were tucked into the jeans on his lower body.

At this moment, his head was tilted, his expression was stubborn, and he looked very stubborn.

“As you wish.” Pierre snorted.

The three of them walked out the door together. When they passed by the live broadcast department, everyone inside was envious.

Ivan watched helplessly: “We were treated like this yesterday.”

Han Xuwen: “It’s great to be in the same department as Mr. Xu Ye. How about I also transfer to the customer service department?”

On the way back, Xu Ye suddenly thought: “I remember that the last chosen one in your country also had the surname Ruan. Is he a relative of yours?”

Ruan Baoshan, the chosen one from Yueguan Band, shook his head: “That’s not true.”

“Half of our country, all have the same surname. ”

Xu Ye: “???”

Pierre: “!!!”

Audience: “I have learned a lot.”

“What’s the matter? The names of Iceland are all chosen from a fixed file library, and the surnames cannot be distinguished. For this reason, the country has specially developed an APP to check family relationships, in order to prevent close relatives from falling in love.”

“Why are you talking so much? Isn’t this country like the Vatican, already occupied by ghost stories?”

…

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Ye arrived at the company at nine o’clock as usual.

Unexpectedly, no one came to scold him this time. Mr. Zhao walked up to him and said pleasantly: “Deduction of one month’s salary.”

Then he walked away and ignored him.

Xu Ye refused to accept it and ran over to stop him: “Where is your anger?”

“Where is your integrity in managing your subordinates? Why has it all disappeared?”

Mr. Zhao looked at him face to face and said earnestly: “Xu Ye, no company can refuse a long-term free labor force.”

“Even if this workforce has a bad habit of not liking to work overtime.”

Translated into vernacular, Xu Ye, you are an unpaid migrant worker. Since the company has paid you for nothing, it is embarrassed to care about your quality problems.

Mr. Zhao looked at Xu Ye kindly: “You get what you pay for.”

“You are different from them.”

Xu Ye: “…”

“You think I’m cheap if you think about it.”

He wiped his forehead and swore: “Just wait, I will let you know my worth.”

So a week later, Xu Ye was transferred again.

Mr. Zhao stood in the office, pointing at him with trembling hands: “You, you, you… are too much.”

The reason is that Xu Ye, as customer service, refunds ten times the price to all customers who bought inferior products.

When the general meeting was held a week later, when the company’s finances were totaled, it was found that the money Xu Ye had lost was far more than the salary that a normal customer service person would need to pay if he stayed in the company for a lifetime.

Now Xu Ye really owes money.

It’s the kind that, in the eyes of the company, the number is so large that he can’t even pay it back in his lifetime.

What should we do? We can’t wait for him to pay it back in his next life.

Mr. Zhao said categorically to Xu Ye: “You must go into sales now, bring back ten times the orders, and create greater value for the company.”

After saying that, he looked at Xu Ye cautiously: “Can you do it?”

His attitude now is much more polite than when Xu Ye first came to the company, and even a little humble.

After all, customers are called daddy these days.

And people like Xu Ye who owe money are men one level above his father.

Xu Ye nodded: “Okay.”

“But it’s going to take a while.”

Mr. Zhao breathed a sigh of relief and said nonchalantly: “As long as you can pay it back.”

It’s just like the creditor’s dog-legged attitude when the debtor says “I’ll pay you back later.”

…

Xu Ye went back to his work station to pack his things, and saw his colleague at the next table suddenly stood up from his seat and started dancing.

He used his hands and feet together, waving his limbs stiffly in different directions. He was shouting and saying some incomprehensible words.

Suddenly, he knelt down and began to crawl on the ground in a twisted manner…