Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 24

Xu Ye cast a doubtful look.

“Haha, um…” Ivan scratched his head: “I just had a fight with the delivery boy.”

The actual situation is that their number of fans this week did not reach the target, and they really didn’t want to continue hurting themselves, so they targeted delivery workers who came to deliver food every day but had no direct interest in the company.

A group of people used various reasons to trick people into the live broadcast room. They thought they could kill them easily, but they were wrong.

No matter how ordinary the delivery boy looks, he is still weird.

Not only did he fight passionately with them, but even the cut meat squirmed on its own.

“A chosen one died.” Ivan reported truthfully.

It’s funny to say that this plan was originally planned by everyone, but there was a chosen one who was so independent that he refused to participate.

Although everyone was not happy after hearing this, they did not force it.

As a result, this person jumped out when it was time to divide the spoils. Trying to steal a piece of meat when they weren’t looking.

The meat was raw and looked ordinary. When the Chosen One came closer, a blood-red tumor squeezed out of it and penetrated the person’s head.

After Han Xuwen told what happened, he kept chattering: “But it’s good. I was originally worried about the body of a deliveryman. There wouldn’t be enough for so many people. Now that there is one more, I can survive for a few more days and complete next week’s results.” ”

Xu Ye reminded: “Then remember to freeze it in the refrigerator or make it into bacon.”

Ivan quickly said: “It’s already being marinated with salt. The freezer needs to be watched 24 hours a day to prevent anyone from stealing it. It takes too long to make bacon, so marinating it is the most reliable.”

Off the screen, the dead Chosen Country: “Conspiracy, naked conspiracy, I report it, Dragon Country, Pickle Country and Ice Bear Country unite to exclude other countries.”

“OK, don’t take us from the Dragon Kingdom. This matter has nothing to do with Mr. Xu Ye.”

“Well, wouldn’t it be worthwhile to maximize the value of the corpse?”

“Besides, he was killed for doing bad things, and it had nothing to do with the other Chosen Ones. Ivan was inside, but he kept maintaining order, which prevented the Chosen Ones from killing each other.”

“What about ethics? Where about morality? One by one.”

There was a lot of quarrel in the barrage. Everything has two sides. As a body that is highly respected by humans all over the world, how to deal with it is indeed a question worthy of further study.

“Ha, idiot.” Bai Xun sat next to him, folding his arms, looked at the two of them with contempt, and ordered them to be kicked out:

“Have you had enough?, if you have nothing to do, you can get out. ”

He didn’t have a good impression of these two guys. He had to wait for Xu Ye to finish the fight before running in and offering a few words of false comfort. What’s the difference between this and hindsight?

Ivan felt sour in his heart: “You can’t say that, it’s good that we are old acquaintances. We used to be together…”

Bai Xun stared at him and said word by word:

“I do not know you.”

It’s impossible for his hair to be so ugly, absolutely impossible.

“you–”

Iwant almost failed, so he mumbled a few words and took Han Xuwen away.

He could tell. Bai Xun must know him, but he didn’t want to talk to him at all.

What’s the problem? Everyone is participating in the dungeon together, is it because he is not good-looking enough?

Is it his fault that he looks tough?

Seeing how cold the atmosphere was, Han Xuwen quickly closed his mouth when he was about to speak.

This weirdo is not to be trifled with, I just have a nice attitude towards Mr. Xu Ye.

They want to build a good relationship and ask the other party to help, but it is simply impossible.

The two of them didn’t get angry out of embarrassment. They just wanted to give it a try and say a few nice words. It would be good for them if the other party accepted it. There’s nothing to lose if you don’t accept it.

Han Xuwen rolled his eyes: “Do you think Bai Xun looks down on us?”

Ivan: “Yes.”

“Then, what do you want to do?”

“Harmful,” Han Xuwen waved his hand: “What can I do? It’s normal to look down on me.”

Weird people look down on humans, unless you are powerful enough to make them fear you.

If he struggled every day and secretly felt hurt because others looked down on him, that would be too internally draining and terrifying to think about.

These two guys have no idea why they are disliked, but even if they realize it, they probably won’t change it.

What, Xu Ye needs them to help when the boss fights?

How can they go in and deliver food to people who can’t even be beaten in Xu Ye?

…

The office became quiet again, and Bai Xun’s brows relaxed a lot as the two people who had been having an affair were sent away.

“I am not yet off duty.”

“Then I wait for you.”

Xu Ye took out a handful of marbles and the chocolates he had prepared before, and the two of them played on the table all afternoon. Eat and play at the same time.

It was such a warm and healing afternoon. Bai Xun couldn’t help but miss it: “It was like this before, your skills were always good.”

“I’m not sure, and I won’t admit it. If others say it, I’ll get angry. That’s why I can’t bear to play with you.”

Xu Ye: “What happened next? Where did he go?”

Bai Xun stopped talking. After a moment, he pursed his lips:

“Aren’t you right here?”

Xu Ye changed the topic: “I’ve always wanted to know the truth about this world. For example, where did the first weird thing come from?”

Bai Xun: “I can’t remember exactly how many years ago it started. Suddenly one day, the world became different.”

“Those who persevere too deeply will gain strength.”

Xu Ye: “Oh, it seems that his obsession was not deep enough and he is already dead.”

Bai Xun raised his head, looked at him stubbornly, and said in disapproval: “How can you curse yourself?”

Xu Ye: “I’m not…”

“Xu Ye, don’t you want to live anymore? Who asked you to sign so many contracts to lose money, and now you come to us to pick up the goods. Let me tell you, they don’t count…” Mr. Zhao shouted loudly and pushed the door open.

“Crack.”

The marbles flew up from the table and accurately bounced into the two eye sockets, replacing the original positions of the eyeballs. Mr. Zhao fell in a pool of blood.

anger.

Bai Xun still had a calm expression.

It was rare for Xu Ye to be overflowing with sympathy. Considering that all his relatives were dead, his only obsession was revenge.

I originally thought I had found Fa Xiao, so I made up my mind to forgive each other, and start living together in love again. As a result, the copy ended and it was discovered that everything was an illusion.

Just, so pitiful.

“What’s your expression?” Bai Xun frowned.

“Nothing.” Xu Ye shook his head, “Think about what to eat later?”

The two came to a convenience store. It was still the bunny girl. Her proud teeth were gone and her appearance became a little uncoordinated. When she saw Xu Ye, she screamed in surprise.

Bai Xun frowned. He felt that the service attitude of this store was not good and he had to complain.

But Xu Ye spoke and said there was no money here.

Bai Xun endured it.

One person took a bucket of instant noodles, snacks, etc. and sat at the dining table.

Xu Ye ate a big mouthful, and as long as he moved, the matter of being gentle had nothing to do with him.

Bai Xun is really gentle, he eats quickly and elegantly, which matches his appearance very well.

Barrage: “How did these two people get together?”

“It doesn’t look right no matter how you look at it.”

“Is Bai Xun blind?”

On the screen overhead, Peppa Pig is playing.

Xu Ye remembered that this TV seemed to have some special functions.

Obviously, TV like Piggy Peppa Pig is not to Bai Xun’s taste. He picked up the remoteController, change the channel.

“On xx, xx, a tragic car accident occurred in the western suburbs. A man hurried over in the rain. After seeing the body…”

Xu Ye looked at the TV and saw Bai Xun appeared at the scene in a panic, with the rain soaking his shirt and trousers all wet.

He lay on the ground and cried for a while, then stood up and stamped hard on the body, as if to vent something.

Xu Ye: “…”

Shivered.

If the guess is correct, this person is Bai Xun’s real childhood, the person he played in the dungeon.

It’s really a love-hate relationship.