Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Grateful Village 6

Xu Ye put away the can and took out a headlamp to light it.

There was a strange green light in the room,

A small piece of corpse oil made from a strange boil was added to it, and the light suddenly became brighter, filling the entire house with green.

Looking out the window, it’s even spookier than a haunted house.

Xu Ye said quietly: “I’m sure, it’s not firewood that dispels the cold, it’s light.”

“Enough light.”

? ? ?

“What?”

After hearing Xu Ye’s words, the outside world was stunned.

This seems a bit counterintuitive. If light can dispel the cold, what’s the use of charcoal fire?

Never heard of it.

But soon, governments around the world reacted.

Quickly send tips to your chosen one.

They studied the route from home to school today.

Home is at the top of the mountain and school is at the bottom.

One of the chosen ones went to school in the afternoon and found that the journey took at least an hour.

That means the round trip takes two hours.

[Rule 4: Firewood can be cut down in the back mountain between 12 and 2 o’clock every day. 】

[Rule 8: The school is located at the foot of the mountain. Classes are from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. and from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. 】

School time conflicts with chopping wood.

“Damn, it seems reasonable. It turns out the pit is buried inside.”

“School ends at twelve o’clock, but as soon as we go up the mountain, we have to go back again.”

When governments of various countries heard the news, they were very worried and didn’t know what to do.

Will we only have half-day classes?

They don’t yet know the consequences of not going to school.

Xu Ye’s words gave them a hint,

As long as the “light” problem is solved, there is no problem in cutting less firewood.

“Thank you Long Guo.”

“The great love of the Dragon Kingdom.”

For a time, Lin Guobiao, who was in the office of the Bureau of Strange Tales, received several telegrams, all of which were about Rainbow Fart.

Countries have enjoyed benefits,

They had just finished a meeting together and expressed their intention to form an alliance with the Dragon Kingdom, when they received such a great gift.

Lin Guobiao:……

He was a little unsure whether Xu Ye really did this because of the alliance, or if he just did it casually.

After all, he didn’t ask Xu Ye to share the news privately.

…

In the world of ghost stories, after the chosen ones received the news, some of the veteran chosen ones immediately took out props with light attributes.

For example, Ivan took out a weird lighter and lit the stove on fire.

Yes, correctA stove is not the firewood inside.

Chen Yue took out a flashlight and placed it under the water glass. Through the refraction of light, the brightness was radiated to the maximum.

The selector in Angola is the smartest. He collected discarded materials from around and DIYed a plastic bottle lamp that does not need to be plugged in.

Others were also gearing up, preparing to wait until the next day to find something that could illuminate the village.

This village, it has no electricity.

…

On the second day, the sky was bright and the temperature was rising little by little.

Xu Ye was even more certain that the temperature in the village was related to the light.

He has never seen any place where the temperature difference between day and night can be fifty degrees.

But it’s still a little cold,

Xu Ye stood outside the door and breathed a sigh of relief, and a white mist formed instantly.

The current temperature is about minus ten degrees.

So cold.

Li Goudan appeared on time and took Xu Ye’s arm: “Xu Ye, Xu Ye, let’s go to the entrance of the village to take pictures together.”

Xu Ye: “Didn’t you go there yesterday? Why do you still go?”

“In case I get picked, I want to eat a lollipop.”

“Li Ergou, Ergou Dan!!!” Xu Ye was speechless, why does this child think about eating every day?

But he touched his belly. He only drank a bowl of polenta yesterday and he was hungry now.

Xu Ye and the two rushed to the center of the village.

We arrived a little late, a group of children had already finished taking photos, and the village chief gave everyone a new set of cotton-padded clothes.

Li Goudan showed a longing expression,

He deliberately pulled Xu Ye over and walked around in front of the village chief, but was pushed away mercilessly.

Xu Ye saw several large frostbite patches on his arms, which had begun to ooze pus.

After thinking for a while: “I’ll give you my clothes to wear.”

Xu Ye took off his down jacket made of a deformed can and put it on Li Godan.

An unprecedented warmth swept through his body, and Li Goudan couldn’t help but sigh comfortably.

He glanced at Xu Ye. The little friend who had taken off his down jacket was wearing tattered clothes, revealing a large area of ​​porcelain-like skin, which gradually turned red.

Why didn’t he realize that Xu Ye was so beautiful before?

Reluctantly taking off his down jacket.

Li Goudan snorted: “I’m not cold, so I’d better give it back to you.”

Barrage: “I cried to death, my friend’s beloved child.”

“Obviously I was freezing to death, but I insisted on giving the clothes back.”

“I want to adopt him, woohoo.”

“The village chief is not that good either. He says he is a caring person, but when it comes to funding, he helps selectively. Can’t you see that someone is freezing to death next to you?”

Xu Ye’s expression was solemn: “Have you forgotten what I told you yesterday?”

“Have faith in you.”

“right.”

Li Ergoudan lost his psychological burden and put on his down jacket.

Xu Ye was half naked, and the skin on his body was red, turning purple later.

But both were satisfied.

Governments: “???”

Lin Guobiao received several telegrams in succession, asking Xu Ye what the deep meaning of doing this was. Is taking off his clothes for Li Goudan to wear also a necessary part of customs clearance?

Does their chosen one need to follow suit?

Since everyone formed an alliance, these people have asked questions more and more frequently, and they have to send messages about every little thing.

Lin Guobiao covered his chest. He was a little panicked at the moment.

He knew in his heart that Xu Ye was probably ill and thought it would be good to freeze for a while to stimulate himself, but he could never say it out loud.

So he replied: “Guess, there is no prize for guessing correctly.”

After avoiding the greetings from many countries, he turned his attention back to the screen.

“Xu Ye, you…”

Forget it, he can’t control what the other party does.

Lin Guobiao collected information on several of his chosen ones and felt that both Xu Ye and Chen Yue were a little abnormal.

how to say?

It is reported that the higher the level of weirdness, the deeper the obsession deep inside.

He felt that the obsession between these two people was deeper than some weirdness.

“well……”

…

In the strange world, Xu Ye took Li Goudan up the mountain to chop firewood.

Passing by the pond yesterday, I stood on the shore and licked my lips: “I’m hungry and want to eat fish.”

Li Goudan wanted to say how could there be fish, but he closed his mouth in time.

Xu Ye took out a piece of thread, tied an earthworm at the bottom, and threw it down.

After a while, the cotton thread moved.