Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Gratitude Village 12

The donation process was quite ceremonial. Xu Ye put on a brand new cotton-padded jacket and stood with the man.

The village chief held a banner for caring people, and the three of them took photos together.

This time, there is no need to cry sadly, but to laugh, and to show a happy smile.

As a “child”, Xu Ye did whatever others said, laughed along with him, and for a while, he seemed more well-behaved and sensible.

Man: “Okay, Xiaoye, go with your uncle now and go to your home to help the poor.”

The village chief hung a string of metal bells around Xu Ye’s neck and said seductively: “Yes, good boy, go quickly. After today, you will have everything you want.”

Xu Ye: “…”

Xu Ye stood there without moving, blinking his big innocent eyes: “Are you going to give me the donation money?”

“Isn’t it donated to me?”

The village chief immediately said: “Let my uncle transfer the money to my bank card account later, and I will withdraw the money and give it to you again.”

Xu Ye said nothing and left: “Are you committing fraud?”

If I don’t give him money, I want to take him away, but there is no way.

Xu Ye sat down on the ground. The village chief wanted to pull him up, but found that both of them couldn’t pull him up.

This kid is a little heavy.

“I want to donate.”

“If you don’t leave without donating, you are all liars.” Xu Ye shouted loudly, attracting many children from the same village to watch.

Xu Ye immediately told the story.

A group of people chattered, they were young and gullible.

I was deceived by the village chief in the past, but now when Xu Ye said it, I was like a grassroots, and I immediately felt that Xu Ye was right.

In short, the three views are not formed, and it is easy to be led astray.

The village chief has one head and two heads. What happened to this child? Has he changed his gender? He was obviously very well-behaved yesterday.

“I don’t care, you have to donate to me.” Xu Ye glanced at the bank card in his hand.

The village chief suddenly felt blessed and exclaimed. Put the bank card in Xu Ye’s hand.

So what if I give it to him? He is a child, can he still use a bank card? I’ve probably never seen it before, and there’s no place to withdraw money in this village.

Coax the person to stay first, and when he finds out that he can’t use it, he will naturally send it back the next day.

Xu Ye got the “donation” and happily followed the man home.

The village chief looked at the two people’s backs and sneered. After all, he was just a child. A bank card made him happy. Let’s see if he can still laugh tomorrow after what he has experienced tonight.

He wanted to take a bite of such a beautiful child, it must be extremely delicious and delicious.

That’s all, let’s wait until tomorrow and enjoy it with the guests first.

…

The door to the house was closed, and the man took out a bunch of delicious food for Xu Ye to share. Time gradually passed, and soon it was night, and the village was quiet.

Everyone was afraid of the severe cold and returned home to rest.

A high-wattage desk lamp illuminated the entire desolate room and dispelled the cold.

Xu Ye sat on the bed, ate a piece of jelly, and said stupidly: “It’s delicious, thank you uncle.”

“As long as you like it.” The man was not far from the desk lamp, half of his face was covered by shadows, and the eyes he looked at Xu Ye gradually changed from calm to fiery and obsessed.

“Do you know what uncle likes most about you?”

“What?” Xu Ye asked strangely after taking a bite of potato chips.

The man patted his thigh: “Yes, I like the way you don’t understand anything.”

“Such purity, beauty, and no pollution.” He stared at Xu Ye closely, “I haven’t encountered it in many years.”

“Do you know? It’s really sad to face the intrigues in the city every day.” The man suddenly held his head and looked painful: “Once a person grows up, he will be pollutedYes, it’s getting dirty. ”

“It’s better to be a child.”

He kept murmuring, gradually raised his head, and reached out to touch the small bell on Xu Ye’s neck: “Thankfully, the village chief gave you to me as a gift.”

“You are God’s gift to me.” The man muttered, obviously not in his right mind.

Suddenly, he changed the topic and showed a strange expression:

“It must feel great to destroy such purity and beauty of yours with my own hands, right?”

The man took out a rope from his arms, stepped forward, and forcibly tied Xu Ye Wuhuada up. At the end, he tied a bow on his chest.

He nodded with satisfaction. The bow and bells looked more like a gift.

He stretched out his sinful hands and touched the front, impatiently saying: “Uncle is here~”

Xu Ye chuckled: “Uncle, it’s so fun.”

“I’ll do something else.”

The man stopped and looked at him meaningfully: “Oh?”

Xu Ye leaned back, using the rope stuck around his neck as a dividing line, and with a bang, his head was strangled.

Blood flowed and dyed the bow red.

The man didn’t expect this. It was such a surprise… He was so startled that he unconsciously fell to the ground and pointed at him: “You, you, you… what’s wrong?”

Xu Ye’s broken head rotated from his back to his chest: “Uncle, I can still hang myself.”

“Uncle, am I pure? Come and destroy me.”

“Uncle, in addition to my head, eyes, and legs, I will give them all to you to destroy.”

Xu Ye thought that he had just received money from others, so he still had to do some practical things to avoid customer dissatisfaction.

“ah!”

The screams broke through the sky, and the man couldn’t bear it anymore. He jumped up from the ground like crazy and ran outside.

Outside the wooden door, a pink princess dress was lingering. It was hesitant whether to ask Xu Ye to do something again.

But yesterday it was kicked out.

At this moment, a human ran out of the room. It was also stained with a familiar smell.

The man ran in front, and the princess skirt chased behind.

The man thought Xu Ye was chasing him, so he ran and shouted: “Ah ah ah, there is a ghost, please help me, help!”

“You idiot, the village chief, what did you arrange for me this time?”

Soon, he was forced to go up the back mountain. In the darkness, his feet were wet and slippery, and he suddenly stepped on nothing.

With a “pop” sound, large splashes of water appeared in the pond, and countless big-headed fish surged out, stretching out their sharp teeth, vying to share the delicious food in the center.

The princess dress “stands” by the pond, staring blankly at the scene inside, unable to react for a moment.

It seems like it’s just taking revenge?

At noon on the second day, the door was pushed open from the outside, and Xu Ye was lying on the bed, fast asleep.

Yesterday, the customer was not trustworthy. Fortunately, he was tied up with a rope and waited for him in the room for most of the night, but he didn’t come back.

That’s all, you can’t blame him for not working, it’s the customer who gave up the opportunity.

The village chief shook the man awake and looked at the messy room, realizing that yesterday should have been more intense: “Where is he? He’s gone?”

“He ran away.” Xu Ye answered in a strict manner.

However, the village chief didn’t understand, or perhaps he understood it wrongly, and complained: “You’re not polite, you didn’t even say hello to me.”