Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 3

What he said was so reasonable that the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

“It’s funny, I didn’t expect that no matter whether it is a new or old employee, only one person can get the first place for additional rewards. Even if Rule 11 clearly requires friendly relations, it is impossible for everyone to fully abide by the rules for the sake of their own interests.”

“Mom, I’m going to grow a brain.”

“Ichiro Sato is so kind. I like this kind of chosen one who talks a lot. He has his own answers when facing the audience.Talk about effects. ”

Weird World: “So, where is the real place to pick up the car?”

Lao Yang was still arrogant: “I don’t know what you are talking about. We obviously have good intentions, but you have framed us like this.”

Sato Ichiro took out a pair of scissors stained with blood: “You won’t tell me? Then it seems that I can only kill you.”

“What are you doing? Ha, I’m not afraid of you. No violence is allowed between employees.”

“Oh?” Sato Ichiro nodded: “Then it seems that I can only kill you, and I will die next. However, it will be an advantage for other colleagues outside, and there will be two fewer opponents at once…”

As he spoke, he raised the scissors and stabbed towards Lao Yang…

A few minutes later, Sato Ichiro successfully came to the backyard and got the electric car.

In this level, a quarter of the chosen ones followed the rules, chose to believe Lao Yang’s words, and rode the designated electric bike. Another group of people rode away other cars from the warehouse.

…

Xu Ye followed the navigation and arrived at the first destination. There was a large lake in front of him.

An old man wearing a hat was sitting by the lake fishing, with a camera next to him.

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Xu Ye wanted to get closer, but was stopped by a man in a suit: “The errand boy is in the wrong place. The fish collector is over here.”

A three-pound carp was stuffed into Xu Ye’s hand in a plastic bag.

The man in the suit reminded: “Be careful, don’t break the bag, the fish will die if the water is spilled.”

“Oh~” Xu Ye took the fish, turned around and took a few steps to turn on his phone.

In addition to Scud Express, there are other software on it. Xu Ye clicked on one of the Huajiao live broadcasts, entered fishing, and many live broadcast rooms appeared.

Soon, he found what he was looking for.

On the screen, a title read: “Gu Yue, the world’s first-class fishing master, fishing online, 500 fish each, and you will get whatever you catch. You are an innocent child. There is a chance of getting arowana.”

The following comments filled the screen: “Arowana, is it that very expensive arowana that only exists in legends and whose fish meat is worth as much as gold?”

“Give it a try and your bicycle will turn into a motorcycle.”

“A world-class master, maybe he can really help me catch it.”

“Don’t stop me, I’ll pay first.”

Gu Yue sat by the lake, looking at the retarded comments in the comments, and raised the corners of her lips slightly.

Just kidding, if he can really catch arowana, why is he still live broadcasting here? I have already taken the money from selling fish and retired in style.

A group of stupid netizens love to daydream all day long.

“Bah~”

Just as he was about to follow the thoughts in his mind and really spit into the lake, there was a strange movement next to him.

Gu Yue turned around and saw a young man in a yellow uniform, holding a bucket in his hand and throwing a bait with a bell into it: “Arowana, Arowana, take the bait quickly.”

Gu Yue said disdainfully: “Today’s young people are really overestimating their abilities. If he can catch fish like this, I will stand on my head and eat shit.”

As he said this, he felt that this incident was very typical, and immediately turned the camera and looked towards Xu Ye.

Don’t forget education while watching:

“You must remember that fishing is not something that happens overnight. Without decades of experience, it would never be possible…”

“Buzz buzz~”

Right here, ripples suddenly appeared on the calm lake surface.

A big fish with shining golden light flew up from the lake and plunged into the bucket.

Gu Yue opened her mouth in an “o” shape and her face was stiff: “Haha, it must be luck. This little friend is so lucky…”

The words are not finished yet. Xu Ye put the bell on the fish, and more and more golden arowanas came out of the water crazily, hugging the one in the bucket and kissing…

Xu Ye happily took the three buckets, put the fish into the mirror fragments, took the remaining one in his hand, and galloped away on his little donkey, leaving behind a handsome figure.

Gu Yue live broadcast room:

“Sure enough, the masters are among the people.”

“It turns out that golden arowana is so easy to catch. Gu Yue, you are a piece of rubbish. You are even called a national master. You are worse than a college student running errands. Please pay me back quickly.”

“You’re not talking about standing on your head and eating shit. I’ve never seen anyone eat this thing. Hurry up…”

Gu Yue’s face turned red, and she ignored the crowd of scolds in the live broadcast room and shouted in the direction Xu Ye was leaving: “Wait for me, master, I want to ask for advice.”

It’s a pity that Xu Ye was already far away and didn’t hear him.

After successfully arriving at Taiyang Community and showing off his beautiful kitchen knife, the security guard immediately respectfully let Xu Ye in and enthusiastically pointed out the location of room 602 to him.

…

At the same time, Asanguo and Harina took the carp and walked towards the destination humming all the way. He had seen the bag in his hand. It was very strong. As long as the car did not overturn, it could be delivered safely… A car in front of him was going backwards. As they drove forward, Harina cursed secretly for not obeying the traffic rules and turned the car to the right.

Very good, I got through it, Harry’s carTurn to the normal direction… What’s going on? The car is going faster and faster, out of control, and the brakes also fail.

A stone block half a meter high appears in front of you. Normally, it would be easy to avoid it, but now…

“boom”

At the critical moment, Harina jumped out of the car. The wheels of the car hit a rock and flew out…