Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 11

“The relationship is so messy, let me sort it out.”

“I’m confused, what do you mean? Xiaowen was dating three men at the same time, a suitor, a married husband, and another one who is currently dating. And the husband knows about the existence of the suitor, and the husband who sent the love letter doesn’t I know, so I just hurriedly closed the door and acted a little panicked.”

“I’ve seen it, a contemporary female Sea King.”

“Too 6, this is the real master of time management. Last time we went on a blind date, the man bought a glass of Mixue Bingcheng and insisted on having sex with me. Sister, how do you make men spend money willingly? Can you teach me? ”

“Go, go, don’t learn this, it can easily kill someone.”

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye stared at the three words “Curious Hunter” on Xiaowen’s head and fell into deep thought.

“What are you looking at? Big pervert.” Xiaowen glanced at Xu Ye with disgust: “You are a stinky errand boy, you want to eat swan meat.”

“I’ve never seen a woman as ugly as you before. I just need to look at her a few more times.” Xu Ye snorted coldly, covered his nose and took a step back, as if he had encountered some kind of plague, and he wanted to get away quickly.

“What did you say?”

“Try saying it again.” After hearing this, Xiaowen clenched her fists and glared at Xu Ye.

Xu Ye stopped talking and directly proved it with actions and closed the door.

Barrage: “It’s funny, although there is something wrong with this woman, Xu Ye also has a very vicious mouth.”

“Close the door. What should I do if I reply to the letter? I won’t be able to take Xiaowen’s order later.”

At this point, the audience was a little anxious, fearing that Xu Ye would miss the mission because of a few words.

The former Chosen One of Saudi Arabia, Arab, is still staying at the second client’s house, pretending to be his relative, and he doesn’t know if he will be able to come out when the copy is over.

If Xu Ye is left in the world of Kaitan because of this… it will be a huge loss to the Dragon Kingdom and the entire world.

While everyone is in a state of panic, Guaitan talks about the world.

The door was pushed open again, and Xiaowen stood at the door, trembling all over and the corners of her mouth raised.

“Hahaha, hahahaha~”

Barrage: “Oops, she’s so angry that she’s gone insane.”

“The customer hits the errand boy and seems unable to fight back. Is Mr. Xu Ye going to suffer a loss?”

Xiaowen laughed louder and louder, gradually becoming crazy: “I like you.”

She looked at Xu Ye solemnly: “You are the second man who can ignore me like this. You are the person I want. I have decided that from now on, I will pursue you.”

“Get out!” Xu Ye said rudely.

Xiaowen handed the two love letters to Xu Ye and clenched her fists: “It doesn’t matter if you don’t agree. One day, I will ask you to accept me.”

She is a passionate person, so the love letter that was originally meant to be sent was still delivered to Xu Ye…

She loves Xu Ye, and she never said she only loves Xu Ye.

The door was closed, and Xu Ye held the two love letters in his hands.Just as he thought, the two clients in a row were both extreme, and the words on their heads accurately summarized their personalities.

The suitor pursues love crazily and can sacrifice everything for the other person.

Curious people only have feelings for people who don’t like them. Once the other person falls in love with them, they feel boring.

These two put together… what a hell combination.

Xu Ye now has two love letters with lip prints in his hand. The normal solution is to send the extra copy back to the previous customer.

But Xu Ye… no, he put both love letters into his pocket and set off for the next destination.

…

Other countries,

Pierre didn’t feel much about other things, but when he encountered emotional problems, he didn’t know which nerve was touched, so he just preached to Xiaowen regardless of the situation.

All the unpleasant words and unflattering words flew out of my mouth.

The audience’s blood boiled up after hearing this, and they exclaimed that they could still curse like this. A hundred new swear words were unlocked.

The final result was that Xiaowen excitedly courted him.

“Bah, even if I die, I will not be with a woman like you.” Pierre was extremely disgusted.

Xiaowen’s eyes brightened even more and she stuffed two love letters into him.

Pierre was so confused that he completed the third order inexplicably and received five-star praise.

“Ding, because you made the customer very satisfied, you successfully unlocked the second talent – Shrouded in Sadness.”

…

In Longguo, Xu Ye came to the fourth customer’s residence. It was a very beautiful small bungalow with flowers blooming in the yard. It seemed that there was a strange feeling that was not part of the rules and weird stories.

Pressed the doorbell, no one answered.

Xu Ye frowned and called Xiaowen back to check the address.

A sweet voice sounded from the other side: “It’s really annoying, I miss you so quickly.”

“You said he must be at home. I secretly installed a surveillance camera at his door and he didn’t go out today.”

Xu Ye shuddered after hearing this, a curious woman.

She is a curiosity seeker, not like pursuing others, but more like a kind of paranoid greed, the kind that must get it depending on who it is.

Xu Ye quickly checked himself and finally found an inconspicuous pinhole camera stuck to the back of his clothes.

The other end of the phone: “Be good, don’t take it away, I’ll be careful not to give you a bad review.”

“Oh.” Xu Ye pinched the camera and exploded it.

A delicate voice came from the other side: “You are so handsome. For a disobedient man like Mi Mi, I love you even more.”

Xu Ye regretted a little, he had known better not to pull out the camera.

Look, it’s not like he is shameless, so many people around the world are looking at him.

Barrage: “Hahahahaha, Mr. Xu Ye is really smart, but he is mistaken for his cleverness.”

“Look at Mr. Xu Ye’s expression, he looks like he’s eating shit.”

“First time seeing you.”

Xu Ye waited at the door of the small bungalow for more than an hour, knocking on the door continuously, but did not see the customer Xiaowen said.

[Rule 1: As an errand runner, please set off immediately after receiving the order on your mobile phone. Be sure to deliver the goods to the customer on time and completely. 】

He must see the other person, this is a light letter.

Just put it in the mailbox randomly, what if it is thrown away as garbage?

Seeing that there was less than an hour left before the order was completed, Xu Ye made a quick decision, crossed the iron gate, and stepped in.

I walked around the yard first, but found nothing.

Step into the house.