Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

K Park 12

“My name is Liu Yu.” The old employee looked confused.

The fat man stepped forward and grabbed the person’s collar: “If you still don’t admit it, it’s written on the computer.”

He pointed to the chat interface on the screen.

Just now, he was assigned to this position by Xu Ye. Considering that it might take a few days to be taken out, in order not to be beaten during this period, he decided to do the task first and muddle through.

So I was about to seek some work experience from the old employee sitting next to me. However, I turned around and saw the QQ interface logged in on the other person’s computer. The avatar and name were very familiar.

Fatty pushed the old employee away like crazy, quickly browsed the friend list in the “Xiaoli” QQ account, and found his name and all chat records in the group “Fishpond”.

“Oh, you’re talking about this.” The old employee said lightly: “Xiao Li is just a code name. I can also be called Miaomiao, Xiaoyu, Xiaolanghua…”

“These are all experiences, you will understand in the future.”

“Who cares what your other name is?” The fat man’s eyes were red. He was about to cry, but it was more difficult to accept it.

“You are Xiaoli, so what have I done these six months…” He murmured to himself and took two steps back, looking a little crazy.

Seeing that he was staring at a certain name on the screen, the old employee also reacted: “Well, it can’t be such a coincidence, right? Are you just an old mushroom picker for girls?”

Picking Girls’ Old Mushrooms is Fatty’s online name, and,

The old employee read out loud: “Personal signature: I am fat and ugly, but I have a heart that loves you.”

I hope to find a girl with fair skin, good looks, height above 1.68 meters, sincerity, and no worship of money. ”

People all around burst into laughter.

The fat man stared helplessly at the crowd. He didn’t understand what they were laughing at or what was so funny.

Isn’t it normal and reasonable to have your own personalized signature?

The old employee patted the fat man on the shoulder and teased: “What do you call this, fate, buddy.”

“When I joined you, I originally wanted to defraud some money first, but you didn’t. I had no choice but to defraud you, and we still paid for the air tickets.”

The fat man looked ugly. It was precisely because Xiaoli paid for his air ticket and sometimes recharged his games that he was sure that the other party was really a rich woman, so he eagerly flew over to meet her.

Even if we’re not together by then, it’s not a waste to come and stay for a few days for free…

“That’s not right.” The fat man seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and there was a trace of expectation on his ugly face. He took out the photo from his arms, “It’s impossible, Xiaoli has video-recorded with me before.”

“How can a real person video be fake?”

He persisted: “It must be you who use electronicTechnology stole Xiaoli’s account just to trick me into staying with peace of mind. ”

“I just told my supervisor yesterday that I wanted to go out, and today…”

Before he could finish speaking, the old employee laughed even louder.

He stood up and pointed:

“Did you see that when our platoon commits fraud, we always use the same person’s photo?”

“As for the video chat you mentioned, if necessary, let the girl in the photo go to the live broadcast room to chat with you.”

“In private text, we are still chatting.”

“After all, when men chat, they understand better what they need. Do you think this is true?”

Xu Ye watched from the side, silently remembering the name of the live broadcast room.

Fatty completely collapsed,

After knowing the whole truth of the matter, he finally understood why Xu Ye was so happy as he promised yesterday.

What can I say to promise to solve it for him today?

He also thought that this supervisor had extraordinary energy and could enter the park at will.

Thinking about it now, it was obvious that he knew the inside story and was waiting to see his joke.

…

The live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy: “He is so miserable, but I really want to laugh, what should I do. (Knock on the wooden fish, merit +1)”

“What an infatuated person, he is still daydreaming.”

“Some people’s blind date conditions are not like a blind date, but more like making a wish.”

“Kelian’s child. Don’t blame Mr. Xu Ye, he just wants you to know the truth.”

…

Strange rules, Xu Ye shrugged helplessly after witnessing a farce.

Starting yesterday, everyone who was abducted was given a book called “The Art of Talk” in their hands.

As long as Fatty browses through it a few times, he will find that many of the contents are exactly the same as those he had previously chatted with Xiao Li.

Xu Ye saw with his own eyes that Fatty flipped through the book of words.

But he still came to him for help at night, asking him to find the so-called “Xiao Li” and promising to give him a high reward afterwards.

why?

Xu Ye was thinking about it when a thug in camouflage uniforms came in from outside and said, “Brother Dong, Sister Qin said she has something to ask you.”

“Then let her in.”

“She said… let you go to where she lives and have a chat.”

? ? ?

“The shelf is pretty big.”

Xu Ye curled his lips and agreed.

Liang Qin’s residence is in another corner of the park. It is a small two-story building with a small yard surrounded by wire.

There are a lot of women’s clothes hanging in the yard, of all styles.

Xu Ye guessed that this was the girls’ dormitory. Not only did Liang Qin live there alone, but during the day, everyone went out to work.

Liang Qin was trying to pace back and forth in the yard.

Xu Ye thought her walking posture was a bit strange, with one hand on her waist and her legs stiff, so she walked in and asked:

“What’s wrong with you?”

Liang Qin sneered: “It’s not thanks to you.”

Xu Ye looked at her carefully: “You don’t have any injuries on your body. Your arms and legs are intact, and there are no bruises.”

“Hold your waist, is the wound on your waist…”

Liang Qin felt that Xu Ye was deliberately laughing at her. He knew what was going on but pretended not to understand anything.

Last night in the corridor, he deliberately spoke ill of her loudly, causing her to suffer a lot during the night, and she could barely walk today.

“Wang Dong, I already know how you became the supervisor.”

“You lied to Brother Wang.”

Xu Ye: “Oh? Why did I lie to Brother Wang?”

Liang Qin: “You said you came to Myanmar on your own initiative to meet Brother Wang. This is not the case at all. You have never met Brother Wang before, and you have never heard of his name. I have the information here when I first asked you to meet. , all phone recordings.”

“And you deliberately used dialect to appear honest and courteous. If he knew how cunning you were in private, you not only lied to him, but also deliberately walked into the employee dormitory last night to educate those people who were saying the wrong thing. Banner.”

Liang Qinpi smiled but said: “Guess, he will kill you with one shot later. Brother Wang hates others lying to him.”

Xu Ye: “How can you let me go.”

Liang Qin did not choose to report him directly, but met in the form of a private chat between the two. There were only two possibilities. One is that the evidence collected is not sufficient, and the other is that the other party has other motives.

Xu Ye felt that the second point was more likely.

Liang Qin threatened fiercely:

“If you die, there will be another person who I don’t know the reason for taking your place. Why don’t you kneel down and apologize to me now, and you will be obedient to me in the future. Maybe I will forgive you.”

Xu Ye pursed his lips and squatted down: “There’s nothing we can do about it.”

Liang Qin: “Yes, kneel down and lick my feet…”

She looked at Xu Ye condescendingly, feeling that the earthly man wasYumei, she was impressed by Dao Zu’s height:

“Wait a minute, I asked you to kneel down, what are you doing with the water pipe on the ground?”

Before Liang Qin could finish speaking, a stream of water had already touched her cheeks.

“What are you doing…”

“Why–”

A larger stream of water came up, Xu Ye pinched the mouth of the water pipe, and it sprayed.

“Ah, Wang Dong, I’m going to report you now, don’t even think about surviving today…”

Xu Ye sighed: “It really doesn’t work, then let’s try one last time…”

He picked up a bottle from the ground, poured water from the pipe into it, and poured it over the woman’s head…

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“Does he like the temptation of wetness? (´▽｀)ノ♪”

“Bagaya Road, stupid dragon country, one look at your chosen one, it seems that he has experienced too many victories and is drifting away. He deliberately does useless things to attract people’s attention.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye took out the boiling water bottle.

The expression on Liang Qin’s face changed, and an abnormal blush began to appear:

“Brother, pour water on me quickly, it’s not wet enough.”

Xu Ye took the water pipe and hit it twice more.

Liang Qin: “Is it wet enough?”

? ? ?

What the hell, why are you talking so weird?

Xu Ye took out a kitchen knife and slashed the other person’s chest.

As a result, Liang Qin let out an “ah” sound, trembling all over, and the ending sound had a pleasant tone.

Xu Ye got goosebumps all over his body after hearing this.

Not normal, this is not normal.

[Halo “Liu Jiayin’s Approval”: A simple blessing, coming from the care of a young girl in Huaichun. In the days to come, when you pour water on a woman’s weird head, you will have the opportunity to increase her favorability. 】