Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

The baby blinked strangely, and Yang Mi and Liu Shishi also raised the question mark. Based on their understanding of Wu Li, this big boy is definitely not someone who will be soft-spoken. What does he want to do?

"In order to thank the Football Association for their support and care for me, I wrote a poem for them. I want to send this poem I wrote to Minister Cai, to the General Administration of Sports behind him, and to all Kyushu people. officials and leaders."

Codes!

Something is going to happen!

The words with obvious potential meaning were spoken, and countless netizens and viewers had goosebumps together.

Wu Li closed his eyes and brewed his emotions, leaned a little, and said aloud with a sarcastic smile: "This is a ditch of desperate stagnant water, and the breeze can't blow the slightest ripples. It's better to throw more scraps of copper and rotten iron, and splash it coolly. Your leftovers!"

Still water?

Still desperate stagnant water?

Are you sure this is thanks to the Football Association for thanking Minister Cai?

Many reporters started talking to each other, and there were still many people who didn't regain their senses!

Wu Li raised his mouth with a sneer, and continued to read in a high-pitched voice: "Maybe the copper one will turn green into jade, and a few peach blossoms will rust on the iron can; then let the greasy weave a layer of Luo Qi, and the mold will steam him some clouds. Let the stagnant water be fermented into a ditch of green wine, full of white foam like pearls; the small beads turn into big beads with a laugh, and are bitten by the flower mosquitoes who stole the wine. Then a ditch of despairing stagnant water can be praised. The distinction is clear. If the frog can't stand the loneliness, then the stagnant water will sing."

The more and more passionate verses were read, it seemed to be angry and questioning, the entire press conference site fell silent, only Wu Li's voice continued, "This is a ditch of desperate backwater! This is definitely not the place for beauty! "

boom!

Wu Li, who suddenly punched the podium, read out the last line of poetry in a roaring way: "It's better to let the ugliness reclaim it! Let's see what kind of world it creates?"

finished a poem

Journalists are stupid!

The audience stayed!

Cai Chang's mouth twitched and pointed at the screen, his hair trembling.

Facing the silent scene, the stunned Chinese and foreign reporters, Wu Li threw down the microphone and didn't even get the certificate.Just hugged the baby, accompanied by Yang Mi Liu Shishi, boarded the car driven by Lu Yun, and the people of Kyushu received a chicken feather foreign award. When will I need you to admit it.

Pooh!

In the dead silence of the press conference venue, everyone's heads were roaring, recalling the poem Wu Li had just read.

This poem, called Dead Water, does not exist in this world.But putting it in the original world is different.

When Wu Li was in school, this poem was the most famous swearing poem and curse poem in China. From beginning to end, there was only one central idea and theme - scolding!

And the most amazing thing is that this poem was also printed on the high school Chinese textbook issued by Renmin Education Publishing House!In the second year of high school, the Chinese teacher specially asked all students to recite.Wu Li was so familiar with it that he read it out in one breath.

It's really hilarious to scold.

The real code of the curse is too hidden.

Are you not putting the blame on me?

I relied on the [-]th generation ancestors of your football association to double the lead. The tigers don't show their power. Do you think I'm a sick cat?

puff--

"Minister Cai, what's the matter with you, Minister Cai?"

Chapter 259 Excited netizens, brothers worry

"I rely on!"

After Wu Li and Mei left in the car, all the media who finally came to their senses exploded.The foreign media is better. Although everyone who can come to Kyushu has learned Chinese, but after all, it is not a native language, and the feeling is not so deep.Kyushu media is different, one by one is in an uproar.

"Angkor really knows how to write poetry!"

When Wu Li said he wanted to write poetry, they knew that something big was going to happen.

The last time there was a riot on the Internet, Wu Li achieved a reputation in the world of scolding with one enemy and ten thousand.Now there are many of his classic swear words on popular searches, and he is regarded as a treasure book by his invincible fan group and the army of elementary school students, a skill that everyone must learn.

However, this time is different.

Different from the previous limerick-like swearing sentences, although this poem is still scolding, it has been scolded at a high level, brilliantly scolded, and scolded out of the inner letter!

What kind of modern poem is this?

Journalists who can play with a pen are naturally not lacking in appreciation.

It is estimated that regardless of the literary level of this poem, the target of the scolding alone is incredible. Named the name and scolded the General Manager of the Football Association, and even gave the reputation to the leaders of the empire on the spot. Yep, that's too harsh.

Compared with the foul language of drafting mud horses and beasts, Wu Li's modern poem, which is a metaphor without a single dirty word, is no less than ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times or even ten thousand times more vicious.

Pointing at the nose and scolding the face, and you can't pick out the fault, you don't need to be vague, I'm just scolding you, what can you do.

This modern poem is completely different from the euphemism and obscurity of ancient poems when they curse people. "Dead Water" is very simple and easy to understand, and it is used to curse people.

"Wow, it's too domineering, isn't it?"

"Angkor deserves to be Angkor, I'll just say, how can he bow his head and admit his mistake."

"I must apologise for my earlier suspicions, and I'll thank our leaders in return."

"Aren't you afraid your leader will kill you?"

"Hahaha, I thought it was true before, but it's fun to watch now."

Some older netizens are worried about leaving a post, "Is there really no problem with Angkor saying this? It's enough to bombard the Football Association in front of the Chinese and foreign media, and even the general manager also scolded it. Is this really okay? He is offending the leader to death!"