Chapter 323 322. Gold at your knees

Go back? !

Huaiyu absolutely cannot agree to this!

"Didn't I get beaten for nothing when I took it back?!" She tightened her grip on the sack and refused to cooperate: "And it's a chestnut tree, and the chestnuts have been smashed out. Why take it back? Use it to raise squirrels?"

With such a thick trunk, the squirrel would have occupied the space in vain unless he built a castle.

Zhou Qian sighed: "The way to recycle it is to pile it up next to it. It can keep warm in winter and slowly fertilize it, so it can grow up again."

Huaiyu:…

"Can't you change the slow-release fertilizer you brought? If that's not possible, you can just sprinkle a circle of soybeans! Isn't this more efficient and effective than the chestnut compost?"

Zhou Qian shook his head: "As I said, its chestnuts are the best in the world, and it only loves its own chestnuts."

When you encounter such a narcissistic and stingy thing, trying to get some chestnuts out of its hands is like chopping off the meat from a heron's leg! Huaiyu put down the bag in his hand, rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward with an aggressive tone:

"Look at me!"

Zhou Qian is ready! And subconsciously picked up the sack, deciding that if there was anything wrong at all, just drag it and run away - if it can't run, throw it away!

The next moment, Huaiyu came to the chestnut tree boldly, and then he opened his hands and pressed directly against it without hesitation: "Please!"

There was silence.

Very much like Zhou Qian's dead heart.

Only the chestnut tree remained motionless. It didn't say it wanted chestnuts, but it didn't say it didn't want them either. It could only be vaguely felt that its complex emotions were constantly stirring. Huaiyu's familiar knees bent -

"Xiaoyu!"

Zhou Qian quickly stopped her: "We have gold at our knees. It's not worth kneeling down to beg for something like this!"

Huaiyu was at a loss: "Why is it not worth it? That sack can contain 300 kilograms of chestnuts! Before the disaster, good chestnuts that were shiny and plump and free of insects and diseases cost at least 8 yuan per kilogram. of."

She calculated the account and even dreamed of it: "Thirty-eight, two thousand and four, if you knock one, you can give me 2,400, and I won't even ask for reimbursement if I have a concussion!"

When she said this, she looked at Zhou Qian and said sincerely: "Brother Zhou Qian, you are right, we have gold right under our knees! How many grams!"

Zhou Qian:…

Suddenly I felt that the dignity I had maintained inexplicably was worthless...

Bah bah bah!

no! How could he be led astray!

"Anyway! You can't kneel down easily! Others will look down on you! If you fight with others in the future, will you kneel down if you can't beat them?"

Huaiyu curled his lips: "Who wants to kneel down to someone? That person is going to beat me, and he won't spare me even if I kneel down! I won't!"

But chestnut trees are not people.

She sighed and looked at Zhou Qian's strange expression: "Okay, okay! Sister Shen Xing said that men are all virtuous and always have some inexplicable dignity... Then I won't kneel down!"

After she finished speaking, she clung to the chestnut tree again, and traces of supernatural power traveled from her palms to the trunk, and she asked softly: "Now, can we take the chestnut with us?"

This power doesn't give much, at most it's like giving birth to the eggplant tree in the vegetable garden.

Facing such a big chestnut tree, Huaiyu thought it would be like a mud cow drowning in the sea, but unexpectedly, the whole chestnut tree started to shake!

From the trunk to the branches, to the leaves and the head full of chestnut bags, everything seemed to be vibrating, and they all fell down with a crackle at this moment.

The difference is that this time it was not hit with force, but fell naturally.

Zhou Qian's helmet had cracked and he had taken it off a long time ago. Now he was bending down to pick up chestnuts. He felt that the howling wind was coming from all directions and there was no way to avoid it!

He dodged a huge chestnut bag sideways, and then took the time to buckle his helmet on. However, another shiny chestnut fell down and hit the back of his hand black and blue—

"Xiaoyu!" Zhou Qian dodged left and right in embarrassment, and said loudly: "Didn't I tell you not to give superpowers casually? Have you forgotten the ice lamp and jade dew?" Huaiyu was also angry. At this moment, he took back his hands and crossed his arms. Waist: "This is not allowed, and that is not allowed! Do you still want chestnuts?"

Zhou Qian couldn't help but choked!

At this moment, he really wanted to go back to 3 minutes ago and slap himself hard! If I had known that I was going to receive these two beatings, I might as well have given Xiaoyu one of his knocks!

He can knock!

Ten minutes later.

Zhou Qian sat under the chestnut tree with pain all over his body, motionless.

The chestnuts came quickly and urgently, and he couldn't avoid it. The cracks in his helmet had widened again, and his body was repeatedly hit by chestnuts and chestnut bags that fell naturally.

Separated by thick clothes, the damage caused by these chestnuts with only natural falling force is not great, but they can't be sustained many times!

Now, his skin and flesh were aching with pain all over his body.

If I had known this, why bother!

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Huaiyu happily opened the sack on the ground, then held the basin against the ground and pulled it with his feet. In a moment, there was a big basin! There are scattered chestnut bags, and there are also more good brown and red shiny chestnuts. In short, this time, one sack will definitely not fit!

"Alas!" She pretended to rub her waist: "There are so many, and I may not be able to finish them all if I have to pack them all day long. Our car won't even be able to fit them in!"

Zhou Qian remained silent.

Huaiyu didn't care, and happily filled a large pot again. Then he heard Zhou Qian's curiosity:

"Do you have some extraordinary noble blood? If you don't use superpowers, you can change so many things by just kowtow?"

Although princes, generals, and generals have their bearings, maybe there is still such a class in the plant world?

Huaiyu was puzzled: "Brother Zhou Qian, I find that there are a lot of things in your mind! One moment, you are worried that I will kneel down with the bad guys, and the next moment, you feel that I will be looked down upon if I kowtow to the chestnut tree..."

She said loudly: "There are only two of us here, who will look down on me if you don't tell me!"

"Also! I kowtow because I'm cute! I'm young! These mutated plants are so big, and I'm not as tall as one of their branches. They're so small, wouldn't it be cute to kowtow to one? "

"If your rag doll kowtows to you and gives you a cookie, wouldn't you think it's cute?"

Zhou Qian: ...to be honest, if he had a rag doll and it kowtowed to him, he would chop it to pieces as soon as possible.

What a horror cult!

However, he also understood Huai Yu's metaphor - if he met a stray cat on the road, it would rub, lick, and rummage for a mouthful of cat food...

Then who can resist not giving it?

As long as it is a neutral plant or mutated creature, it should not be able to resist it!

When Zhou Qian thought of this, he felt even more pain in his body -

The first surrender of Chestnut Tree was led by General Lin. He did not participate, but both the garrison and the defensive army had a thick booklet explaining their various taboos and how to deal with them.

Over the years, they have only been beaten, and not a single empty chestnut shell has been taken away!

It's better now!

If I had known this, it would be better for each person to kowtow one and then carry 100 kilograms of chestnuts away!

Update 1, there is gold at your knees... Xiaoyu really has it!

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