2021-12-30

  Chapter 425 I am allergic to humans.    When Ash bounced out of bed, his first reaction was no Stop rubbing your eyes, wishing to pick out the eyeballs and clean them several times.

"Ash, are you awake? Then I opened the curtains."

Harvey's voice came from the upper bunk, and then the bay window opened, and the dazzling dawn awakened the dust on the desk. The filthy golden words echoed in the cramped and dimly lit room.

Igor was sitting on the lower bunk opposite, looking through Gospel. The sunlight cut by the floral curtains fell spots on his pajamas, looking serene and calm. Speaking of Ash, I remember that Cheating Master's Gospel used to be golden-bright and dazzling, and almost engraved the word'paying for gold' in the title of the book. Recently, Gospel of Cheating Master has started to change. Although it is still golden silver, it has a pattern. The style became very similar to Ash's Gospel.

What does this mean?

This shows that Ash has a better aesthetic, and even Igor can't help copying the cover of his circle of friends.

"Where is Banji?" Ash glanced at the opposite lay, the quilt and pillows were neat and tidy folded.

"I'm going to prepare breakfast." Igor noticed that Ash was looking at him thoughtfully. He raised his eyebrows: "Could you not look at me like this, it feels a little disgusting."

"No, I just watched beauties for a long time, and I feel that I have fully understood the characteristics of beauties." Ash made a very professional suggestion: "Igor, if your blonde hair can be longer, then the hardware It's completely up to the standard...No, there is no need to keep it long, a little bit should be enough...Igor, you know what I mean?"

Because I watched Sword Princess Demoness for an hour. , Ash now sees their phantoms remaining in everything, overlapping their afterimages with Cheating Masters, and soon discovered that Cheating Masters can be improved in appearance.

"I understand, of course I do. You came here to find faults, and you want to lie to me to shave my head, right?" Igor said, "Harvey, don't show Ash what you did tonight The result?"

"en? Ash do you want to see?"

Harvey on the upper bunk handed down a box, Ash took a look, and then Sword Princess and Sword Princess in his eyes The afterimage of Demoness disappeared instantly, and only the densely packed cockroaches entangled in the box were left in my mind!   pa! The    honey-belly sword pierced directly on the opposite wall, and then Ash turned into streamer in the next second and fled to Igor’s bed, clinging to the wall like a cat with exploded fur, staring at the cockroach without blinking. The necromancer spellmaster, as if the latter would teleport and run away again as long as the latter acted rashly.

"Are you still afraid of cockroaches?" Igor's mouth twitched and couldn't help laughing, and threw the quilt beside him.

Ash immediately pulled up the quilt to form a three-dimensional defense: "No matter what, as long as the number goes up, it can scare me, even Lalafa and gold coin... Harvey, hurry up and use your invincible cold flow. Burn them to ashes! Save them for a late night snack!?"

"First, the cold stream fire can’t ignite anything." The necromancer spellmaster covered the cockroach box: "Second, yours The idea is right. I will pickle them with venom to make food later."

"Yi, Igor, my body is a little soft now. Please help inform the red hat and report a perverted dead soul here. spellmaster..."

"Don't be so nervous," Harvey said with a look that you rarely see, "It's not for you to eat."

"Why do you sound like this? It’s like a threat... I’m still so scared that I can’t stop shiver coldly!" Ash said, "Can’t you do something anthropomorphic!?"

"This is for Alice," Harvey spread his hands and said, "I am going to arrange for him to strengthen the ghoul. A necessary step in the ritual is to devour the scavengers. Although the best materials should be scarabs, blood maggots, and corpses, you know the situation now. I can only make up with cockroaches."

Ash looked towards Igor blankly, Cheating Master said: "The scarab can penetrate into the human body and crawl towards the brain, and the blood maggots can squeeze into the blood vessels and flow into the heart. The corpse poison is very violent...They are the more common scavenger pets of the blood moon."

"Pets?" Ash was really shocked: "You...we blood moons so powerful? Why don’t pets keep cats, dogs, and cats?"

"The result of mutual erosion and entanglement of psychological tendencies such as self-destruction, admiration for disability, and seeking filth." Igor pulled her hair behind her ears: "In everyone There are countries with mental illnesses. You need to lower your expectations of them."

"I have put them down very low, and they are already on the ground!"

" If you have been a psychiatrist for a few days, you know that you should use a shovel to cut through the ground until you dig out the rotten, foul-smelling, and twisted roots of the plants, then you will not see the real blood moon."

"What about you, Igor? If you had pets, what would you have?" Ash suddenly asked.

"en?" Igor slightly startled: "Probably... will raise a cat, right?"

"Aha, as expected." Ash really looked like this. Igor is somewhat unfathomable mystery.

"Look, so it's normal for me to just collect cockroaches," Harvey exclaimed, "Hey, why can't cockroaches grow to the size of a palm? This size is not enough to eat."

"If it's palm-size cockroaches, they won't be able to eat enough-I mean I don't have enough food for them." Ash suddenly realized something: "Wait, Harvey, how did you catch so many cockroaches? "

"I have a spell specially used to gather scavengers. I will be back from Void Realm in the middle of the night tonight. Anyway, I will collect it when I am idle. This is the whole building. The amount of it." Necromancer spellmaster said: "After all, there are still a lot of rituals to consume scavengers in the Necromancer faction."

"Then, when the cockroaches gathered," Ash swallowed. He spit: "Will I crawl over us—"

"No."

Igor calmly said, "I'm back early tonight, and I've been watching Harvey collects cockroaches. Those cockroaches all walked along the ceiling and fell into his box, not close to our bed the whole time."

"Yes," Harvey waved his hand and said "Don't look at me like this, I'm actually quite careful, I won't let the food run into you."

"Always watching...?" The cult leader looked at the Cheating Master with awe.

"Self-destroy, despair, and seek filth." Igor closed Gospel, and slightly smiled: "Guess what kind of situations I fit?"

"It's time for breakfast!" "Banji's voice came from outside.

Ash saw Harvey coming down with the cockroach box, and immediately said: "If you dare to take this box out, I will fight you hard!"

The necromantic spellmaster looked strangely He glanced at him, nodded: "As you wish."

He called out a dark green spell, squeezed out the turbid purple liquid from the air and dripped it into the box, then covered it and sealed it, Tucked under the bed-because Harvey and Ash are on the upper and lower bunks, it is actually under Ash's bed.

"Transformation needs to be connected to the ground. I wanted to put it on the balcony, but it's okay under the bed." Harvey shrugged.

Ash looked at the quiet box in the shadow under the bed, feeling that the hairs on his back were standing up: "Igor, how about I change the bed with you?"

"Not so Kind of."

"I think your bed is quite big, it's better—"

"You either go squeeze with Banji or sleep with Anna Liz." Igor is determined. Don’t: “I’m allergic to humans.”

“You were not so hypocritical when you were in jail before!”

“If you know you, you will suffer from it. ."

The three people left the bedroom, and what was greeted was a living room measuring more than 20 square meters. The kitchen and the living room were separated by a wall. Banji did not wear his steward clothes. Instead, he put an apron around and folded. There were six breakfasts on the round table, which looked like gentle high school students in a beautiful girl game.

Liz is wearing big pajamas, sitting on the bench yawning, her long white hair curled up. Ash and Harvey wanted to go to the bathroom to brush their teeth, they were kicked out by Anna as soon as they entered: "Boss first."

The cult leader came out and saw the Cheating Master combing her daughter’s hair. They curiously asked: "Igor, what are you doing? Don’t brush your teeth?"

"I'm out of the bath." Igor pressed Liz's shoulder to keep her from shaking, "Refusing to act with you is a simple technique to improve my quality of life."

Ash and Harvey had to go to the balcony to brush their teeth. Three meters away is the opposite balcony. On the opposite floor, there is a typical mixed family of five: grandfather, grandma, father, sea monster mother and sea. monster son. Sea monster's son seemed to be reluctant to get up in bed. The old orc grandfather was sitting in the rocking chair on the balcony and drinking tea and watching Gospel. He saw Ash and Harvey, slightly raised his teacup and greeted him.

Ash and Harvey nodded responded, and then took a big sip of water and gargle with their heads up and down, and spit them directly into the ditch on the balcony.

Although swimming in Void Realm is equivalent to rest, but after this round of ceremony, Ash does feel that he has become more sober. He lifts the head and saw the bright sky being cut to pieces by the wires between the residential buildings. Early office workers stand on the balance car and walk through the streets. In the distance, the chaotic and wanton expansion of residential buildings form an even post-modern forest. There were a few drunk goblins lying on the street in the distance, all of their clothes were stolen, everyone walked around them, and wild dogs peeed on them.

The morning light poured out like oil, smearing this weird city full of chaos and vitality. Here, advanced technology items can be seen everywhere, but at the same time there are deformed and ugly urban scenery and chaotic public security, which look like toilets inlaid with gold rims.

This is the bottom of the ranking list of all cities all the year round, and the permanent population ranks among the top five in the country. It is known as the "noise of the gospel" and the chaotic city known for its freedom-Phil Dengla .

(End of this chapter)

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