Spoiling History: Starting from the Three Kingdoms

[Book of Jin and Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms are two extremes.

When Chen Shou wrote the Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms, he cherished words as much as gold. In order to protect himself, he would not write anything that would easily cause displeasure to those in power.

Jin Shu highlights a large quantity and full tube, which can be stuffed as much as possible, full of magical atmosphere.

For example, in Sima Yan's biography, The person who made the people in the counties lift more than 1,500 kilograms.

One thousand five hundred kilograms is approximately equal to our current 334 kilograms.

Well, the current Olympic record for weightlifting is 264 kilograms.

For example, Liu Yao is extraordinarily powerful, with iron an inch thick, and he can shoot through it.

One arrow can shoot through a three-centimeter iron plate. It is like a human-shaped Gundam, the kind that Lu Bu would be ashamed of.

Then while attacking the enemy, he drank too much and accidentally fell off his horse and became a prisoner.

For example, Gou Xi raised thousands of miles of cattle, and every time he sent a message, he returned it at dusk.

A thousand-mile horse can understand, but a thousand-mile ox can only say that his imagination is too developed.

For example, Murong Chui raised an army in Guanzhong with more than 200,000 troops.

At that time, all of Guanzhong had been beaten to pieces. Counting all the people there, there were only 200,000.

For example, the god Sima Yi said: In four years... he and Cao Zhen conquered Shu. The emperor opened the way from Xicheng Mountain... As for Qu Ren...

Opening a road from Hanzhong and attacking directly to the east of Chongqing can only explain that Moses will divide the sea and Sima Yi will divide the mountains.

For example, in the biography of Malong, The road is lined with magnets, and the thieves are covered with iron armor, unable to move forward. Long's soldiers are all covered with rhinoceros armor, leaving nothing in their way.

The corridor was lined with magnets, and the enemy soldiers were unable to move because they were wearing iron armor. Ma Long led his troops in rhinoceros armor and killed the enemy without leaving any trace of armor behind.

Well, basically it can be said that it is full of the beauty of failing physics. 】

What the hell is the god Sima Yi?

Kong Ming felt his face stiffen. Is this the enemy he will face in the future?

Zhang Fei was still looking stupidly at the map to see where Qu Ren was, while Guan Yu was already shaking his head and sighing:

If Sima Yi can march like this, why not go straight to Chengdu to capture Adou?

Guan Yu knew the map very well. Quren was a city that had just been conquered a month ago, and there were huge mountains in the middle.

Guan Yu couldn't help but continue:

If Qu Ren can march like this when he reaches Hanzhong, tomorrow Yu will be willing to lead an elite army and march straight into Hanzhong.

Everyone just thought it was a joke.

Liu Bei also felt that he couldn't help but want to laugh:

The Tang Dynasty, which had one emperor through the ages, compiled such historical books...

Liu Bei shivered for a long time and couldn't find a suitable adjective, so he could only shake his head and smile.

…

The Eternal Emperor himself was not in a good mood.

Before, I saw Ma Su sitting there and laughing at him for not knowing the military. Unexpectedly, in just a short time, he was laughed at by the light curtain for not knowing the history.

Li Shimin didn't go to see Fang Xuanling, but just said:

Since this history will be read by future generations, I might as well practice it more seriously so that I can demonstrate my contribution to the cultural governance of the Tang Dynasty.

The housekeeper Du nodded to confirm, and Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction.

Well, all aspects must be required according to the standards of one emperor through the ages.

[In addition to physics, there is also a universal magic: tears of filial son.

Sheng Yan's mother became blind due to illness. Sheng Yan burst into tears and his mother's eyesight returned.

After Wang Pei's mother passed away, he held the cypress tree and cried loudly. The cypress tree cried to death.

Yan Han's sister-in-law raised him up, and then her sister-in-law also lost her sight due to illness. Yan Han cried every day, but one day a bluebird came and transformed into a human being and brought him medicine, which he gave to his sister-in-law and he was cured.

Liu Yin's mother wanted to eat violets in winter, but Liu Yin couldn't find them and burst into tears. Her tears fell on the ground and violets grew. After she brought them back, the violets grew as much as she ate.

Wang Yan's mother wanted to eat fish in winter, but Wang Yan couldn't find it and cried loudly. As a result, a fish jumped from the water to the shore. After bringing it back, she couldn't finish the fish.

As for other things, I won’t go into details. Almost the entire chapter on monsters and monsters in the book of Zhi Lu Jin is covered.

There's a dead bull head that speaks human language, a stone dog that bites people, and a piece of meat as big as three basketball courts falls from the sky.

There are also rocks falling from the sky, two rocks fighting and bleeding, a farmer's stone mortar and a stone grinder chasing each other and fighting, etc.

To be honest, if you want to read a novel about gods and monsters, I recommend reading this. It is much better than Sou Shen Ji.

However, the Book of Jin also records that Gan Bao, the author of Sou Shen Ji, came up with the idea of ​​writing Sou Shen Ji because his father's concubine and brother came back from the dead.

Hmm... So who still remembers that Jin Shu is a history book? 】

Du Ruhui felt that there was no need to remember any of this.

Li Shimin looked at Fang Xuanling kindly again:

I'll just pick out these strange things and write them into a separate book.

Fang Xuanling glanced at the light screen in grievance. Did he remember that this light screen was recorded in the Book of Gods?

But he could only nod and obey.

Li Jing can understand but cannot accept:

If such monsters are effective, why bother asking the soldiers to fight to the death?

Weird powers and deranged spirits must be destroyed! They must not be recorded in history to make future generations laugh.

Li Shimin nodded in agreement.

As for the light curtain? That's different. Now it seems that this may be the method of later generations, at least not asking for sacrifices yet.

…

The people in the small side hall of Public Security County were very happy.

After all, the matter has nothing to do with oneself, and although the Han Dynasty governs the country with filial piety, everyone is not a fool.

Zhang Fei, on the other hand, smacked his lips regretfully:

If it really has such a miraculous effect, why do we need military rations?

Imagine a basket of vegetables that can never be eaten, and a fish that can never be eaten.

Get more and supply an army of 100,000!

[As one of the jokes among the Twenty-Four Histories, Jin Shu has its own advantages although it is not rigorous.

The Tang Dynasty did not inherit the Jin Dynasty, so it had an attitude of neither boasting nor slandering the Jin Dynasty.

You said Sima Yi captured and killed ten thousand people, defeated Zhuge and retreated? OK, I'll write it down.

Another person said that after the death of Zhuge Zhongda, I will also write it down.

What? Do you think Emperor Xuan of Jin needs to avoid taboos? Officials of the Tang Dynasty said that I was bah, how can I compare with Li Erfeng of the Tang Dynasty?

In compiling the history of Jin Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty, the attitude was generally one of neither boasting nor slander. The officials who compiled history books were similar to us workers.

How much money is given to do as many things as possible, pick and choose, patch them together, and then it's done if the standards are met.

As for why Fang Xuanling’s supervisory attitude is so perfunctory?

Some people say that it was because of the death of her friend Du Ruhui that Fang Xuanling started to show off, but this is obviously nonsense.

Du Ruhui died of a sudden illness in the fourth year of Zhenguan. It was already the 20th year of Zhenguan that Jin Shu was officially opened. At this time, Du Ruhui's sons had been killed for participating in rebellion for three years.

A more reliable theory is that it is related to Erfeng. 】

Because the news was too shocking, Li Shimin ignored Light Screen and didn't call him by name for the time being.

Du Ruhui was stunned on the spot:

It is now the second year of Zhenguan... No, it is already the second day of Yuanzheng.

It has been three years since Zhenguan. What will be my death date next year?

Du Ruhui didn't know what expression to make. He looked like crying and laughed:

Everyone, Quan Zi conspired to rebel, and he will be punished by death.

Li Shimin supported Du Ruhui, patted his back and comforted him:

Ke Ming, in today's important matter, your health should be the most important thing.

Du He is not guilty! Li Shimin was extremely certain.

So much can happen in fifteen years.

Now that you know it and take it as a warning, you will never do it again.

Li Shimin thought very clearly. Even if it was far away, wasn't the Martial Temple something that didn't exist during the Zhenguan period?

It’s just that the culprit of the Anshi Rebellion must die!

And...he, Li Er...lang, how could anyone dare to rebel while he was still alive?

He could still understand clearly the words used in the light screen. Keming's son was a participant, not the mastermind.

Li Shimin actually felt a little excited. There were thieves on the outside and rebellion on the inside, but he still managed to become an emperor praised by future generations?

As expected of me!

The big thing now is Du Ruhui's body.

Li Shimin was a little confused when it came to this matter.

Why did it happen to be Du Ruhui, the minister he relied on most?

Glancing at Changsun Wuji, who was beside him with his eyebrows lowered and silent, Li Shimin took a gentle breath and confessed:

Ke Ming must have a good rest after today. Don't be as tired as Zhuge Wuhou.

…

Kong Ming sneezed while looking at the light curtain, and smiled at the worried Huang Yueying. Kong Ming said:

The history of the Tang Dynasty is quite interesting.

In my heart, I felt quite strange that someone would rebel against such an emperor.

After seventeen years in power, he rebelled...Kong Ming suddenly thought of Emperor Wu.

[As for the scrawl in Jin’s book being related to Erfeng, I guess the logical chain is like this.

Erfeng once said: Using history as a mirror, we can know the ups and downs.

Therefore, the Book of Jin also serves as a reference for the prince in governing the country.

In the 20th year of Zhenguan, the book of Jin began to be revised. In the 22nd year of Zhenguan, Erfeng became ill and wrote Emperor Fan to teach the prince.

So the Jin book is just as sloppy as it is sloppy. If you are in a hurry to use it, just read it if you can.

Then in the 23rd year, Erfeng was ill for a long time and died in Cuiwei Palace.

As for the cause of Erfeng's death, there are too many reasons. The old Tang Dynasty book said that it was due to a long-term illness and he tried to take elixirs, but he couldn't take them.

Some modern medical analyzes believe that it may be heart failure plus cerebral hemorrhage.

Because history books have repeatedly recorded that Erfeng had difficulty climbing high and his cardiopulmonary function was not strong.

But dying at the age of 51 is undoubtedly considered a premature death. To a higher probability, the way of death is somewhat similar to that of the Prime Minister:

Overworking when you were young led to your foundation being hollowed out, and then you developed minor illnesses and serious illnesses as you got older.

Oh yes, there is also the most outrageous theory that he was hit by a poisonous arrow when he was conquering Goguryeo in the 19th year of Zhenguan.

The stickmen were convinced of this, and even evolved into the outrageous theory of shooting Erfeng into a one-eyed dragon. 】

At this time, the Manna Hall was as quiet as death.

Changsun Wuji took the lead and threw himself at Li Shimin's feet, crying:

I hope everyone will take care of themselves for the sake of the Tang Dynasty!

Li Shimin was unexpectedly calm, looking at the light curtain and slowly stated:

I have a disease caused by dampness. When I was young, I fought in many places, and my body suffered a lot.

In that case, I will build a pavilion this year to nourish my body...

But after seeing the image played on the light screen, this self-restraint could no longer be maintained.

In the light curtain, a foreigner dressed in different clothes could be seen, aiming and drawing a bow, and then shot an arrow into the eye socket of a man wearing a yellow robe.

The image is full of dizzying foreign words made up of circles.

The light curtain seemed to be afraid that people would not be able to understand it, and it was specially marked next to the man with the arrow in his eye socket:

Li Shimin, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

A descendant of a foreign country, a shameless thief, you have bullied me too much!

You have no guts to do this to hide your ears and steal the bell!

Slaves invade the country, I will destroy the country and destroy its history!

Li Shimin couldn't bear it any longer and kicked Changsun Wuji away and cursed loudly.

Changsun Wuji:? ? ?

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