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“It seems that it must take many days to approve, otherwise Lao Tzu’s power can’t be restored. I don’t want to stay for a moment with these few worlds.”

Lu Potian saw that the Lightweight Art of the ugly woman was no longer under him, so he would not pursue it. .

Looking back at the rootless monk in the distance, he was unconscious and Shangguan Miao’er, so let’s drive.

“No, the Master is on the side.”

“What are you afraid of, this is exciting.”

“Ah…no.”

“I am driving, Lu Potian, there is nothing wrong with it.”

……

An hour later, Lu Potian lifted his trouser belt, walked in front of the rootless monk, lifted it up, slapped him twice, and woke up.

The monk without root saw Lu Potian and Shangguan Miao’er standing in front of him, loudly shouted, and ran away, hiding his face.

Shangguan Miao’er sighed: “Master feels that he has no face, so he ran away.”

“It seems to be that he has a long tail. It’s really funny to run.”

“You are not allowed to insult my Master.”

“Okay!” Lu Potian said. He got on the Dragon Profound Horse and lifted Shangguan Miao’er. Then with a “drive”, he drove to Yuetuo Temple.

Along the way, there are trees, Birds, Speech, Flowers, Fragrances, Lu Potian feels that this place is really a tourist attraction, I don’t know if Jinyuetuo Temple will charge any tickets.

Shangguan Miaoer hummed softly behind her, humming one of the most popular tunes of the Xuanyuan Kingdom.

Lu Potian heard: “Not bad, didn’t expect you to sing.”

“Of course, this “Xinyan Dance” is a song with a great story.”

According to legend, it was done by Yuan Zishan under Flame Roar Sect a long time ago. It was at the time when the swallows returned in the spring. Yuan Zishan missed her husband who had gone away and saw two swallows “flirting and swearing” under the eaves. Dancing the double sword, because of the miss of Husband, the sword dance was twisted and squeezed. The sword was slow and fast, but it was still smooth and not stiff. In the eyes of others, it was really beautiful and extremely beautiful.

Yuan Zishan danced for half a day, and the crowd of men, women, old and children increased sharply, causing a “traffic accident” in that section of the road.

The young man on the side yelled, saying that although it looks good, it inevitably insults Chi Xuan Sword Art. That’s not right, Yuan Zishan is not convinced: “I am not a Sword Art, it is a swallow dance. “After speaking, Yuan Zishan opened his mouth and hummed his own favorite tune, which was slightly modified during the sword dance, so that his dance posture matched the tune. It sounds soothing and beautiful, and the heartstrings are rippling, giving a melodious and comfortable feeling. Seeing her graceful dance, the men present produced many sly plans for her.

From that moment on, musicians in the Imperial court came to visit and study. For a time, Yuan Zishan’s house was very busy. So a set of highly processed “Xinyan Dance” was born.

However, the folks still like to listen to the unprocessed “Swallow Dance”. Shangguan Miaoer sang the official “New Yan Dance” at the moment, but Shangguan Miaoer hummed it, and Lu Potian felt very comfortable listening. Lu Potian is a rough person. After listening to it for a while, he said: “This piece is really like “Guangling San” ah ha ha.”

“What is Guangling San?”

“Hey, don’t you know about this? I created that song. If I hang it, it will be dead, haha.” Lu Potian didn’t know who made the “Guangling San” , I just heard that this is an ancient zither song.

It was also the first time that Shangguan Miao’er heard of the three words “Guangling San”, so she asked Lu Potian to hum to her.

Lu Potian “Hmm” twice, “You should listen well, this piece is beautiful and beautiful, and the listeners are dancing with joy. You must hold it on.” Lu Potian said “Ahhh”. “Yeah” hummed, and hummed Jay Chou’s song “hmph, hmph, use the nunchaku…”

Lu Potian hummed so wildly, only to listen to Shangguan Miaoer behind him beautifully and tightly, and fiercely squeezed Lu Potian twice before Lu Potian stopped humming Jay Chou’s songs.

But Lu Potian let out a fart and fainted Shangguan Miao’er.

“This is special, my offensive power has not recovered, but farting skills are superb.”

Lu Potian hurried forward, and after a while, he arrived at the gate of Yuetuo Temple.

Lu Potian got off the horse and put Shangguan Miao’er down, and Shangguan Miao’er woke up immediately.

Just listen to some bald heads yelling: “Who is a thief who dares to do such a dirty thing in front of a quiet temple?”

“Bold bald donkey, didn’t you see that I was practicing a martial arts just now? You guy as a security guard, don’t bark if you don’t understand.” Lu Potian turned his head and saw that Shangguan Miao’er was already angry. Staring at him, he immediately took a step away. A few bald heads rushed over and attacked Lu Potian’s body. Lu Potian was unprepared. He hit a monk with a kick, furious, and swiped his right leg. All these monks were swept down. At the same time, the bald heads turned over and suddenly took out their big knives and surrounded Lu Potian.

Lu Potian feels wrong, loudly said: “Everyone, the three precepts of greed, hatred and ignorance, you break the precepts of anger, hold a knife against the enemy, you break the precepts of killing again, but looking at your appearance, it seems that you are not real monks.”

“How do you know?” A bald head said stupidly, and the others glared at him, before he hurriedly covered his mouth, his eyes rolled twice.

Lu Potian raised his head and laughed a few times, and immediately punched eight of the eight bald heads that surrounded him. One after another was hit, but the eight people did not complain at all. They were still fighting with knives. Lu Potian saw them. Everyone’s eyes were suddenly red, and he immediately drew out the black profound sword, crouched and swung the sword, attacking the bottom plate of eight people.

On one side, Shangguan Miao’er was also surrounded by eight people. Lu Potian immediately jumped into Shangguan Miao’er’s circle, and Shangguan Miao’er said: “My God, it wasn’t like this here last month. It’s a bit strange. , Eh, listen up, I am Shangguan Family Eldest Miss. The incense that I give you every month is very rich. You hate guys, how can you treat me like this.”

The eight people just laughed “hehe”. Although the long sword was cut off by Lu Potian, the eight of them suddenly lowered their heads at the same time, and a dark shadow shot out from their heads. Lu Potian picked up Shangguan Miao’er, jumped and jumped. On the top of the beam of the gate of the Yuetuo Temple, the other eight people shot eight black shadows in the same way. Lu Potian’s dancing sword blocked it and caught one of the short swords. Seeing that the word “Guo” was engraved on it, Lu Potian secretly thought: Is it because Guo Quan made the hands and feet all the way here?

Lu Potian looked around, but did not see Guo Quan, yelled: “Sister Guo, where are you? You came out to see me, I miss you very much.” Lu Potian said something like this, it was insincere, he was hugging To Shangguan Miaoer. He only heard Shangguan Miao’er snorting twice. Lu Potian let go and Shangguan Miao’er dropped down. Lu Potian reached out and grabbed his collar, and eight black shadows quickly shot to Shangguan Miao’er.

Lu Potian pushed Shangguan Miao’er down. The eight black shadows happened to be shot. Lu Potian struck a sword and couldn’t help but make a sound of “Ah”.


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