Super Village Doctor

"Xu Gang, what else do you have to say? Are you ready to surrender? If that's the case, heaven has the virtue of a good life. We'll be kind and reluctantly agree to your refuge. "

"That's right, little doll. It's not easy for you to have the cultivation now because you are young."

"Ha ha, I said, you are the roundworms in my stomach. You know what I want to say. I just want to persuade you to kneel down and kowtow, recognize me as the Lord, or maybe save your life. If not, hum, I'm afraid you'll regret it later. "

"Oh, you little beast, you dare to tease me. I'll catch you and strip your skin." Before that friar once again forward, this book is Xu Gang.

"Slow" Xu Gang called a halt again.

"Xu Gang, what are you going to do?"

Xu Gang said with a smile: "I haven't finished my words. What's your hurry? Is it three or five minutes away? Or do you dare not let me talk? "

That repair morale of beard straight up, throw a face one side way: "have words, have fart to put."

"Good, good drop" Xu Gang nodded repeatedly, then stretched a big stretch in the case of a group of monks staring at him, and then pouted his butt towards the crowd.

The expressions on people's faces immediately became wonderful. Some were angry, some felt humiliated, and some couldn't laugh or cry. Anyway, people have different expressions and different ideas.

Just when people thought Xu Gang was going to fart, Xu Gang suddenly stood up straight and said, "sorry, I forgot the most important thing."

It turns out it's just a show off, angry with us.

Everyone thought so. Then Xu Gang bent down quickly, rowed his hands around his waist, pulled down his pants and let out the white stuff. Then he made a loud noise like a mountain cannon.

"Boom..."

A kind of friar feels like a hurricane with force 12 blowing, and everyone's hair stands up, as if it had been mousse.

Everyone was shocked.

"Ouch, ouch..." Then they felt nausea, uncontrollable tumbling of the stomach, as if they were going to spasm and retch.

"Damn it, old Xie, just fight. What you say is fart. Ouch, ouch... "

Although they are all monks, they metabolize rapidly, and there are few impurities left, and the gas emitted is not smelly, but the feeling in their hearts makes them have an impulse to die.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've eaten too many turnips these two days. It's much more comfortable to put them out." Xu Gang said as he lifted his trousers and turned around.

"Xu Gang, son of a concubine, die for me." A monk could not bear it and rushed to Xu Gang.

"Xu Gang, I will never die with you."

"Die..."

Shame, shame. This kind of humiliation is more difficult for them to accept than killing them. Therefore, they all forget their master demeanor, the purpose of capturing Xu Gang and the tactics and tactics. They just rush to Xu Gang like a swarm of bees, hoping to tear him to pieces.

"Oh, you guys, I just let out a fart. Are you so angry? Tut Tut, look at your new hairstyle. It's too fashionable. I've heard about it in books before, but I've seen it today. "

"You are all old people of several hundred years old. You treat me as a young man of less than 20 years old with such ferocity. Can't you have the demeanor of a senior? You're losing your share. You scared me, you know? "

"Ah, damned beast, it's really hateful. I can't spare you today. "

"This little bastard's cultivation is not high, but his speed is very fast. He can't keep his hands. I'm afraid it's very difficult for us to catch him."

"Don't worry. The news has been sent out. I believe reinforcements will arrive soon. We just need to entangle him."

Dozens of people flocked to attack Xu Gang at the same time.

"Oh, it's terrible. Don't bite me, please. I'm afraid of dogs." Xu Gang was chased up and down by many experts. He was in a mess. But from beginning to end, one mouth never stops.

"Ah, I'm so angry." One of the friars was the most aggressive, and he couldn't catch Xu Gang, so he had no place to vent his anger. As a result, he was ridiculed by Xu Gang, and he vomited blood three times and was in a coma.

"I'll go, that will do! Wow, I admire myself. " Xu Gang's laughter was even bigger, and it seemed so harsh to all the monks.

"Don't worry, Taoist friends. I'll wait for you."

"Xu Gang, you can't escape."

In all directions, countless people gathered here.

"I'll go. There are so many experts in the universe." Xu Gang couldn't help scolding: "didn't he say that the alliance conference would be held in Beihe? How did you get to the earth so soon? "

"Ha ha, don't you even know that you are the one who mends the plank road in the open

In the last war, tiger spirit and other masters of all nationalities, including hundreds of junior high school masters and more than a dozen later masters, have surprised Xu Gang. Now at a glance, he can hardly see the end. All of them are monks, with tens of thousands of them."Well, do you old guys usually hide in rat holes? How can you jump out so many at once? " Xu Gang was very surprised and said, "dear, there are thousands of top experts in the late stage of the robbery. I'm afraid that if I go a little further, I can cross into Mahayana, right?" "You have so many robberies. You're not afraid of the disaster, are you?" Xu Gang said with a smile: "Tianjie is the most direct test of your practice all the way. It is an important link that practitioners must go through. You should not be afraid of it. The more you are afraid of it, the more you can't avoid the disaster. On the road of practice, we should advance bravely, forge ahead, forge ahead, not be influenced by anything, and be fearless. Like you, where are you still monks? It's just a bunch of poor people who are hiding in the corner

"Xu Gang, you are a low-level minor. What qualifications do you have to say that we are waiting? Quickly hand over the method to quickly promote the growth of monks' accomplishments, as well as the secret of your resistance to natural disasters. " "Xu Gang, how can you resist the natural calamity of the Dujie friar with your accomplishments at that time? What's more, it's still three hundred robberies. The power of the three hundred robberies is more than a hundred times higher than that of the monks. However, you have successfully resisted it. Not only are you safe, but also three hundred people have successfully survived and become immortal. If there is no secret, how can you be a monk of Yuanying? "

"Xu Gang, hand over the secret quickly, or don't blame me for being impolite."

"You're welcome. What can you do?" Xu Gang sneered. It is the fear of natural disaster that makes these people dare not come out behind the mountain. It's too late to survive.

Now I know that Xu Gang has a way to get people through the robbery. How can they not be moved?

"Well, hum, if you don't, I'll let you live and die and suffer from human torture until the last moment of your life."

"Hum, a group of crooked hammers. Since I'm not afraid of such a terrible disaster, how do you think I'm better than it? Why do you dare to threaten me? Just because you've lived for a long time, you haven't even touched my hair? I'm so scared. "

Although there are many monks who rob Xu Gang, they do not have the slightest threat to Xu Gang, and they can not even touch Xu Gang's side. When Xu Gang was elated and satirized these master friars, the sky suddenly darkened, and then a magic ship appeared. As soon as the magic spaceship was closed, hundreds of thousands of monks of all nationalities appeared in front of Xu Gang out of thin air.