Terraria: The Digitalized Me Is Causing Chaos

The world of "The Deer and the Cauldron" is a comedic film world.

Even Yang Tao's current short hair doesn't attract any curiosity or onlookers in this world; at most, he's just taken as a monk who has returned to secular life.

"Esteemed audience, thank you all for gathering so closely and standing so attentively to listen to my storytelling! You're really giving me face!"

Upon hearing this voice, even without seeing the person, Yang Tao immediately knew which version of "The Deer and the Cauldron" he was in.

'Stephen Chow… this world is nonsensical!'

Squeezing into the crowd, he wanted to confirm his guess, and Wei Xiaobao's voice rang out again.

"The person I'm going to talk about today is the Chief of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan…"

"There's a saying: 'If you haven't met Chen Jinnan in your life, calling yourself a hero is in vain…'"

After pushing his way forward, Yang Tao finally saw a pile of chairs stacked in the center of the hall.

And a man wearing a tiger-head hat was sitting on the very top.

'It really is… this world is interesting.'

Stephen Chow can be said to be one of the few celebrities he likes. At this moment, he heard Wei Xiaobao continue to say:

"He is eight chi tall, and his waist is also eight chi…"

Hearing him say this, a guest on the second floor interjected, "Wow… wouldn't that make him square?"

Wei Xiaobao glared at the person and said, "Square is square, honestly!"

"There are all kinds of people in the world; there are even octagonal ones, I'm telling you."

Wei Xiaobao's words caused a burst of laughter from the surrounding people. Yang Tao couldn't help but laugh at such a classic scene.

This eased the tension he had been feeling these past few days while developing his forces.

'As expected, it has to be Wei Xiaobao…'

"Although I've only seen him once briefly, I fell in love at first sight, and with a whoosh, I chopped off a chicken head, burned yellow paper, and became sworn brothers with him."

The pimp of the Yichun Brothel, standing next to Wei Xiaobao, raised his head and pointed at Wei Xiaobao, saying, "Shut up! What nonsense are you spouting, you little bastard? You're scaring them all away from hiring prostitutes."

Yang Tao shook his head with a chuckle. This pimp jumped out to be funny, clearly protecting Wei Xiaobao.

Wei Xiaobao was too reckless, saying in public that he was brothers with the leader of the rebels; he was simply tired of living.

If even one person reported him to the government, Wei Xiaobao would inevitably be in deep trouble.

Wei Xiaobao was still too young and hadn't thought so much, still teasing the pimp.

"Alas, they voluntarily listen to me here. Besides, hiring prostitutes is harmful to health; it's a good thing…"

The pimp was unhappy and pointed at Wei Xiaobao, saying, "A good thing? Your sister is also a prostitute. If they don't hire prostitutes, what will you eat?"

"Alas? Excrement is beneficial to the body and mind; I'll leave it for you."

The pimp was so angry that he walked straight to the table under Wei Xiaobao.

"Telling me to eat excrement, watch me mess you up!!"

He reached out and pushed the table under Wei Xiaobao, and Wei Xiaobao's body immediately fell from above.

A figure darted out and directly hugged Wei Xiaobao, preventing the tragedy of him falling on the table.

Yang Tao narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the man holding Wei Xiaobao, and the plot in his mind became clearer.

'Hai Dafu… That's right, at this time, not only is Wei Xiaobao here, but the Chief of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan, and the Kangxi Emperor are also here.'

His eyes swept around the crowd watching the excitement, and he quickly saw the young Kangxi Emperor.

'Now that I've just arrived, wouldn't it be a bit rude not to get acquainted?'

Whether in official history or in "The Deer and the Cauldron," the Kangxi Emperor at this age was surrounded by enemies and walking on thin ice.

Wu Sangui in the south, plus Oboi in the court, were all eyeing him covetously.

Just as Yang Tao was about to walk over, a flustered woman ran out of a room on the second floor, wearing only a tube top and putting on her outer clothing as she spoke.

"It's bad, it's bad… someone has had a shrinking penis!!"

Yang Tao: "… …"

To be honest, after Yang Tao watched "The Deer and the Cauldron" before, his biggest doubt was what exactly a shrinking penis was.

To be honest, it aroused his curiosity, but then he thought it was a bit perverted, so he dismissed the idea.

Wei Xiaobao immediately jumped down from Hai Dafu's arms after hearing this.

"Shrinking penis? Quickly call my sister!!"

Hai Dafu didn't know what was wrong with him, and actually asked, "Who is your sister?"

Wei Xiaobao had an astonished expression as if you didn't even know who his sister was, and said, "The top expert in bedroom matters in the capital, the number one beauty in the world, Wei Chunhua!"

Yang Tao smiled and shook his head, walked to the side of the Kangxi Emperor, and looked at him seriously.

Kangxi felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, as if his whole body was being stripped naked.

"This brother, why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's nothing, I just feel like you're going to be unlucky, so I came specifically to see what a jinx looks like."

Kangxi was stunned, but with his deep city, he didn't show any anger, just curiously asked, "Oh? Why do you say that?"

Yang Tao shrugged his shoulders and said in a low voice, "The Chief of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan, is right here."

"Moreover, Oboi's four great experts are about to bring people over, surrounding this place under the pretext of arresting rebels. Do you think you're unlucky, Emperor Kangxi…"

Kangxi's face instantly turned extremely ugly. Not to mention the matter of his identity being exposed, the fact that he came to this Yichun Brothel in disguise, whether he met Chen Jinnan and lost his life, or met Oboi's people and lost face, was unacceptable to him.

"You… you…"

"Don't you, you, are you leaving? If you don't leave, you really won't be able to."

At this time, Hai Dafu also noticed the situation here. Seeing Yang Tao standing next to Kangxi, his expression changed, he quickened his pace, reached out his hand, and directly pointed towards the major acupoints on Yang Tao's body, seeking to subdue Yang Tao as quickly as possible.

One finger hit Yang Tao's acupoint, but a sharp pain came from his thigh.

A dagger was stabbed into his thigh.

He noticed that Yang Tao took out the dagger, but he didn't care. As long as he hit the other party's major acupoint in front of their chest, the other party would be unable to move, so naturally, he didn't need to worry about the dagger.

He guessed the beginning, but didn't expect the ending.

He did hit the acupoint, but the other party's dagger also stabbed out.

"Stop!"

Kangxi, seeing Hai Dafu coming over, naturally knew his personality and quickly stopped him.

It wasn't easy for a capable person who didn't oppose him to appear, so of course, he couldn't let Hai Dafu hurt him.

"Hai… today's timing is not right; let's leave first."

Afterward, Kangxi looked at Hai Dafu's limping appearance and couldn't help but ask in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

Hai Dafu didn't dare to say anything bad about Yang Tao. Kangxi was still by his side, and he didn't have the confidence to control the other party, so he gritted his teeth and said:

"Your… your subordinate's leg hurts!"

After the three of them walked out of the Yichun Brothel, Kangxi saw Hai Dafu's limping appearance and couldn't help but ask in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

Hai Dafu didn't dare to say anything bad about Yang Tao. Kangxi was still by his side, and he didn't have the confidence to control the other party, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Your… your subordinate's leg hurts!"