Thanks For The Invitation! Abstaining From The College Entrance Examination, I Have Become A God

Chapter 127 I’ll Fix It For You

Su Mu lay in the snow and began to doubt life.

I have more than 200 defenses… and a 20% damage exemption, so why…

Am I a trash?

Su Mu questioned himself for the first time.

The sound of footsteps approached, and a pair of slender legs appeared in the confused vision…

Although this leg looks very nice, Su Mu can’t afford the interest that a man should have right now.

It’s not to blame Su Mu, after all, in front of this big white leg, there is still a leather-like bib, covered with dirty blood and sticky minced meat…

Upward, there is a woman wearing a white vest, shirtless, and unkempt…

Her hair was even stained with a lot of blood and unknown minced meat, just like a female butcher coming out of a slaughterhouse.

The whole body exudes a pungent bloody smell, and the kitchen knife in his hand is full of fresh blood mixed with blood scabs, layer after layer…

They are all about to get out of the patina…

With this cut, I am afraid that it will be accompanied by grade 10 tetanus.

“August……”

“Sister August, spare your life…”

Seeing the bloody black name, Su Mu was dumbfounded.

Obviously in the main city, why is the name of this NPC in August so red and black…

Oh no, she is not an NPC.

She is the devil…

August squatted down, her blood-stained face approached, looked and looked, even smelled Su Mu, and then said in a strange tone.

“Weird… I don’t know you, but you have a smell and it feels so familiar.”

Su Mu swallowed, took out the ancient jade given by the prestigious merchant from his backpack and handed it to August.

“Sister August, look at this, this is the sound…”

“Snapped!”

When August saw this ancient jade, he directly blocked Su Mu’s mouth with the bloody kitchen knife, “Don’t make a noise!”

Su Mu: “Woo…”

August picked up the ancient jade, looked and looked, looked and looked again, and then said something that made Su Mu almost collapsed: “I don’t know this thing.”

Su Mu:? ? ?

I’m riding a horse, doesn’t the prestige merchant say just give her things?

What’s the situation now?

Although August is a devil, she now seems to be almost nasty, so what she said must be true.

That is to say, is the prestige merchant correcting himself?

This is forcing, what did he do…

At this moment, August suddenly changed his words and said: “But this taste, I am very familiar with it, you…”

“I remember, are you the monkey sent by the old man?”

“Monkey? What monkey?” Su Mu blinked, expressing doubt.

The old man should be said to be a prestigious businessman, what about the monkey?

Is this monkey talking about himself? Laozi stepping on the horse is obviously a noble apocalypse player, OK!

You are the monkey, and your whole family are monkeys!

At this time, August’s name turned white, and then smiled and showed two small tiger teeth, and said: “Monkey, you are the old man’s friend, that is, August’s friend.”

“I’m just cooking, I’ll treat you to meat!”

Su Mu: “Uh, no, I’m not hungry…”

“No, you are hungry.”

“I’m not hungry……”

“You are hungry!”

“I, I’m hungry…”

Seeing Su Mu’s promise, August smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and then grabbed Su Mu’s right foot and dragged it directly to his home.

“I can go by myself! I can go by myself!”

Su Mu struggled, trying to get rid of the seemingly thin claws.

However, he found reluctantly that August’s hands were more iron tongs. If he earns too much, he can’t break free, and he will still feel pain…

In desperation, Su Mu could only choose to give up temporarily, letting August drag him away.

And August also said very enthusiastically at this time: “You are welcome, you don’t have to go, I’ll do it…”

“Thanks, thank you…”

Su Mu took out a bottle of Qi and blood recovery potion, lay on the ground, and drank it.

Only 1 point of qi and blood left began to slowly recover…

“Boom!”

As he passed the gate, Su Mu hit his head severely on the threshold.

pain!

But I couldn’t refuse the enthusiasm of August, let alone let it down.

Love in August…

…

Entering the yard, the smell of blood became stronger.

In the middle of the small yard, there is a big cutting board for a long time, which is much different from the pork shop, with various knife marks and blood stains on it.

At this moment, lying on the chopping board is a donkey that has been unloaded…

It turns out that the song sung in August just now is true.

She was really killing the donkey.

Hmm… Fortunately, it’s a donkey.

If it is really the same as Su Mu thought, he is cutting people, and then making himself a personal meat bun or something for a while.

Do I eat or not?

Although there is no hunger setting for the game characters in the world of Apocalypse, the restoration of food and taste is 100%.

In other words, you can eat, but you won’t feel full or hungry because of eating.

However, food-induced drunkenness, poisoning, stomach pain, etc., will also have corresponding BUFF and realistic reduction.

“Sit.” August pointed to a small stool, then turned and walked towards the donkey.

Su Mu sat down honestly.

It’s all here, so I have to do the task and talk about it… After this link, there shouldn’t be much problems later.

Yes, no, there are other cheating things, right?

Before long, in August, a piece of the best meat from a donkey came over and said, “Eat it!”

After speaking, she stuffed a piece into her mouth and chewed.

Su Mu: “…”

“Sister August, this…this meat is raw.”

“Raw? What do you mean?”

August opened her unkempt bangs and said, “Oh, this is not my birth, I killed it, I cut it, eat it.”

“It’s delicious.”

Su Mu: “…”

This, how do you go to the mouth?

So Su Mu found some pieces of wood in the corner of the yard, then lit it with a fire symbol, and finally added that piece of donkey meat on it.

Not long after, the smell of barbecue filled the small courtyard.

“Well~ it smells so good!” August said with glowing eyes.

The best ingredients often only require the simplest cooking method. Master Su, who has been busy for more than ten minutes, can cook a plate of fragrant fire-roasted donkey meat.

The two of them feasted in the yard, and after they were roasted, they finished the whole donkey.

…

“Hiccup~” August touched her swelling belly, and the original vest line had long since disappeared.

“I’m so full, aren’t you full?”

Su Mu: “Full!”

“Then why don’t you hiccup? Is your trachea broken? Then I will fix it for you.”

After speaking, August walked towards Su Mu with a kitchen knife, his eyes stopped on Su Mu’s neck.

“Don’t don’t! My trachea is not broken!” Su Mu was almost urinating when he stepped on his horse.

Does not hiccup mean something wrong with the trachea?

Besides, you can repair your trachea when you ride a horse?

Fix the trachea?

Sister, you have your own real damage, can you just relax a little… Be an NPC, I beg you.

“Is that a broken stomach? I’ll fix it for you.”

After speaking, August lifted the knife and waved it at Su Mu’s belly!

Su Mu:! ! !

You are a man!